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SidneyHarbor
Wells Fargo really chose the right news day to release their findings and conclude that their CEO and head of banking were in the wrong.
ufosundercover
"hold my seat"
pokpokza
"Hold my Pepsi"
AGamer
*Hold my Pepsi
Xinbi
Sean Spicer: "Amateurs"
Sadist90
Hold my Pepsi*
OverMyDadBody
A Florida company?
ItUsedToBeBaloneyButNowTheyRequireNumbuh
What's with all the mentions about Pepsi?
Lots43
Someone said they would have a better PR situation if they CRASHED a plane. And I'm all 'Damn, they have a point'.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
"Hold my Pepsi"*
TerribleAwful
at least united can just hand him a pepsi to resolve the lawsuit
tokenslifematters
This year's Pepsi Challenge is getting out of control
ChewyChewbacca88
Um... I live in the U.K. Can someone tell me what this is about please? I've seen too many references and I'm too lazy to look it up. THANKS
petrie911
Pepsi made a stupid ad and the internet wildly overreacted. A United customer was manhandled off a plane and the internet mildly overreacted
Goacorona
dontworryigothis
Someone wana explain what happened with Pepsi?
BellybuttonFillah
Hold my Pepsi
BtownMountain
And then there's Sean Spicer: LEEEEEERRROOOOOY JEEEENNNNKIIIINNNNNS!
Waitwhichbuttondoipressto
HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS. GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME!
Omnimatty101
Wait for BudLights turn.
AtefAhsan
Missed a golden opportunity to say "Hold my Pepsi"
happyishturtle
But that would solve this whole situation
MegaDirector
Yes
pupsterrr
I don't know, Shawn Spicier just claimed Hitler didn't use chemical weapons..
NballardPDX
Sooooooo what happened?
Zeffner
I want to know this as well.
watyou
They overbooked a flight and took away doctor from a flight with cops
taimaster
Prolly the better of the united jokes I've seen tonight.
getupgetouttaheregone
It's sad we live in a time when to get out of a PR scandal just wait a day for another company to do something.It's guaranteed to happen
Luvvie
Oh gods, what's next??
zatan666
Can someone tell me what PR means? Asking for a friend :D
SomeWhiteKid
Pubic Reject, it is when your dick shoots out diseases at high velocities to get rid of bacteria in the blood stream.
DankLinguine
"Hold my Pepsi"
FeralGrizz
I still have no idea what Pepsi did
secretoaster
You win this month. This should just be a meme of April.
kittenskittenskittens
Oooh, this is a good one. Well done.
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
United administration while tackling how to take the passenger down.
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GreedyJungle
What exactly did Pepsi do?
Jarjarthejedi
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/business/kendall-jenner-pepsi-ad.html
TheGuardianFox
"Nothing" isn't exactly what I would call it. Nothing new is more appropriate. They acted in ignorance trying to promote their product.
TheGuardianFox
People are definitely over-reacting to it, but it was a really stupid move, and you can't do stuff like that when you're in the limelight.
Anthraxwastaken
Nothing of any real importance that people forced themselves to be upset over
SexualHerassment
It was just creepy and uncomfortable.
SharkoutofWata
Why? What about it was creepy or uncomfortable?
PyritePendulum
Coming from you that means a lot.
TauCommander40K
I dont understand the whole Pepsi thing.
septillion
"we might disagree on a lot, but at least we can agree that capitalism solves everything" seemed to be the message.
Camelspotting
They ran a slightly controversial ad and then the internet gave them a fuck ton of publicity, wildly exceeding expectations.
petrie911
Having watched that ad, this is my reaction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxK_nA2iVXw
TheLimpinBiscuit
Link?
Camelspotting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA5Yq1DLSmQ It's a "look at how young and hip we are" commercial.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
People saw it naive and pretentious that Kendall Jenner with a bimbo smile would solve world problems offering a Pepsi can to a riot police
DrChimRichulds
Is that the tranny broad?
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
It's a different Jenner, this one is young and feminine looking
filthbucketsfullofpuke
What pretentious fuck head thought "world problem being solved" watching that? Looks like a lets all be friends type situations to me.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
This is the most succinct answer I've seen re that entire shit-show. I didn't know what was going on for a while, either.
TheBestThingOnCHIVEwheneverIFeelLikeIt
See, I don't see that commercial that way. I see it as an olive branch. Let's all just get a fucking long!
Olyvver
Why don't people just get along with a cold, delicious PepsiCo brand Pepsi Cola! Mmm that hits the spot.
TheSashRingingtheTrashSingingMashFlingingFlashSpringingRinging
The issue stemmed from belittling BLM since they used footage of them I think? Not sure, I really don't pay too much attention
RaddRadda
Which is pretty naive. "Why don't people get along" is a nice thought, but let's be honest, there are deep-rooted issues that divide us.
GODDAMNlT
you mean systemic racism and police brutality can't be solved by a hot white chick with a pepsi?
RaddRadda
Not unless they bring back Pepsi Twist. That shit was the bomb.
TheFourthLaw
I love fucking longs.
DoYouLikePinaColada
MarcoPoloOnPollo
gabewalker10
United kicked Kendall Jenner off her flight to Syria.
UnicornRazzleDazzle
SubtleNonExistence
This is outstanding. love it
MoooCow
Wow, United. What the hell!
dontwasteyourtimeonme
PurestEvil
I just read it up. It's ideological hysteria. Nobody can predict any more when people go along with jokes or go internet justice warrior.
PurestEvil
In this case it's the self guilt ridden part of the ideology which got touched. They can't allow to diminish that. That's their messiah.
PurestEvil
For Germans it's NS, for US it's black slavery, for Britain and US it's "we fucked up the world." Others have their versions, some overlap.
PurestEvil
That's where ideologists tap their powers to dominate over those who oppose them. Because they are racists/xenophobes/suppressors/etc.
PurestEvil
Neo-Marxism. They have an utopia in mind and have their good-evil perspectives. They are fatally destructive, even if they don't know it.
Tinkerbellatrix
Oh no does that mean we're gonna be hearing about this shit for the next week now? God dammit.
ThatJuanMexican
bushpotato
But it's free points.
snow33
Don't worry Sean spicer just one upped both of them with the worst pr move yet
LUONGO2010
this is a human right's issue. please control your internet ADHD for a few moments while we deal with a domestic human rights issue
jonbristow
its not a human rights issue. Its just an adult acting like a baby
Tinkerbellatrix
In what fucking world is this a human rights issue? When you buy a damn plane ticket, you agree to seat forfeiture when necessary.
GrundyScrubber
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Sorry guys, I'm late to the party, but is no one seriously going to say "Hold my Pepsi."?
imRonBurgundy26
Hold my pepsi
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
My (wo)man!
boethius
Yep. Let's bitch constantly about it for the next 12-72 hours then forget about it entirely.
Shovi
So what?You prefer to bitch about it forever?Or to not bitch about an injustice at all?Doesnt mean people forget about it if they stop bitch
MrMcManMan
We would be petty and easily deterred if we held onto everything forever. It's sad shit, but there's other sad news shit to see, too.
dandydust
I can't fault people anymore when they just cant be 100% intellectually or emotionally emotionally there everytime something happens lately.
StoicJ
Doesnt really matter if people remember as long as the dude gets something back. They didnt even apologize for busting him up