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MRW I'm having a nice chat with another redditor about WW2 history and then they go off on a tangent about how the evil Jews run the world and distort history
I’m all for open logical dialogue but I don’t go down the path of conspiracies, once you open that door then pretty much anything/everything is a conspiracy. flat-earth.. no moon landing.. hitler is alive.. etc..
AppleyD
Paul really is dead....or so I'm told...
ItisBecauseIDoNotLikeYou
I've had this in real life on a blind date... weirdos
scaiken298017
Aliens, don't forget aliens.
GodApollo
sheriwallace123
What is this gif from?
becauseurwrong
Idk i think we should distinguish between fun conspiracies we laugh at ppl for having & straight up bigotry.
BaBaDuuk
But to completely dismiss the notion that the winners write history is naive. Every nation has a version of events. The truth is a mix
JustHereToUpvoteThings
nero4ty2
Was hoping this was here somewhere
BaBaDuuk
Ha like they said we were being spied on and data mined. Ha. Haha. How foolish those conspiritators are
nero4ty2
But that was never a secret
Natsumori
Never? It's been long-known, but it was secret when it started.
nero4ty2
If you didn’t know they were collecting data on you, even back in the dial up aol cd age then you’re just being ignorant
DrRad
How fucking ignorant. He still thinks Jews are real?
painttheworldblue36
Guess I'm just a figment of someone's imagination then. :)
Mtchllwng
See The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
DrRad
The first version was against the gypsies. Then they scratched out gypsies and wrote in jews. There were versions against a few other people
bennux
They can turn into mice!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
How friggin insane. You think it’s a he? Everyone knows there aren’t any guys on the internet.
PainGwen
Ha, you still think the internet is real? Wake up, sheeple.
XaviersSnakeArm
Jewish finnish people are laughing at us in a realm of non existence
Allofyoush
Can confirm I don't exist
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
my DNA has been tested and I exist even less than you
XaviersSnakeArm
Why is there an empty comment here?
painttheworldblue36
We can both not exist together. Like one of those shared delusions!
hazmatt11
This is from the movie Source Code and its a fantastic movie. You should check it out.
Ambeam
What about "less than ten companies control the most commercially successful aspects of your life?
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
That guy would love my username
writingwithwritersblock
Hitlers not alive????
hispanicyankee
Nah, man. He died sometime in the sixties after spending his twilight years with Ava Braun in Argentina as a secret advisor to Perón.
writingwithwritersblock
Sweet! You know everything... The world is flat, change my mind!
ProfessorPritt
Ive met people like this, its as if they have no fantasy vs reality filter or the ability to question information they are given.
talos2
I think that most of them just hate the jews because their family hated the jews.. whenever I talk to them and prove them wrong they ignore-
talos2
it and try to throw some random information at me that usually comes from conspiracy websites. A few days ago some dude gave me a fake-
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quote, and when I proved him that it's fake he stopped talking to me and a few hours later he used that same quote talking to someone else.
SpellingEternity
Why is it always evil Jews? Why can't they make a conspiracy about being ruled by benevolent Jews? Show some creativity!
Frogapus
I, for one, welcome a ruling council comprised of Mel Brooks, John Stewart, and Natalie Portman.
squirmstead
Natalie needs to peel back the facade and reveal her real Hershlag identity.
RupertR
Probably the same guy that tried to tell me the holocaust was fake on here too.
Retromorphic
The holocaust was flat.
RupertR
Retromorphic
Don't you believe it
RupertR
I don't know what to believe anymore...
Doomandgloom2
Oh SHIT they're on to us, FLEE MY HEBREW brothers and sisters FLEE!!!!!!! (Kidding of course)
usersubbordercontrol
CairoLen
I want to do naughty things with this man.
usersubbordercontrol
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
AGREED.
CantStopTheHopp
angryannotations
When someone says the moon landing was faked, just respond, “Psh you believe in the moon?”
getmo
Psh, you believe things?
craze
A coworker is part of a facebook group like this. He posted a picture of a dinosaur. immediately got a reply that dinosaurs never existed
BetichCro
Well yeah, Earth is only 6000 YO to them. It's mandatory if to be religious in some way,if you're gonna believe in bullshit theories.
BustedHelmet
not true there was this atheist schizo kid at my school who believed in lizard people ect
WesleyBishop
Group link or it never happened.
Pokegeologist
I remember as a geology undergrad I trolled people "proving" the Earth was only 6k years old. I was scared with the support I got.
prfesser
There are days when I have great hopes for mankind...then I hear about things like this.
AtsaMattaForYou
efemral
Conspiracies are sometimes real, but not grand-conspiracies that require 1,000s of people to keep quiet for decades.
blaskHitBeast
Some conspiracys are actually true. Not all are tin hat wearing flat earth fellas
Andalite
I had a date recently that ended much in the same way. It was a rant against white people though. I nope'd out quick after that
painttheworldblue36
Ahh the "evil Jews run the world" conspiracy theory. Goes right alongside the ones where we have horns and use christian kids to make matzah
snicklefritzmcgiggletits
Is it even real matzah if it doesn't have at least a hint of gentile children though?
painttheworldblue36
lol. Gentile children would make the matzah not be kosher anymore. We cant have that!
snicklefritzmcgiggletits
Damn, you got me there
Comet260
Why DO people hate Jews so much? I really don't get it.
talos2
So through out history every country was homogeneous, and when the romans conquered judea they expelled the jews and sent them around the-
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world because they were resisting them, and since people don't like that they live in their countries, they were prosecuting them a lot-
talos2
people came up with the accusations like that the jews killed jesus, the blood labelling, certain laws that were against jews etc...-
talos2
This is pretty much the biggest reason for that in my opinion.
ArkoneAxon
Scapegoatism. As long as people hate the Jews, they're not blaming the REAL culprits for their problems. Read up on "Pogroms" in Russia.>
ArkoneAxon
They were instigated by the Russian government specifically to keep people hating Jews more than they hated the Tsars. We see the same>
ArkoneAxon
thing today in reportage on Israel. It's actually not limited to Jews - other groups are often used as scapegoats, but Jews are a mainstay.>
ArkoneAxon
This is why MLK stated that racism and anti-semitism were related, and that to defeat one was to defeat both together.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Here's a conspiracy: America's on a fast track to facism and no one is actually doing anything about it
just4favs
If we are, it's probably the people pushing us there who realize it the least. "THE INTERNET HURT MY FEELINGS, CENSOR! TAKE MY GUNS TOO!"
JapAnus
I'm trying to protect the second amendment currently.
thesmelge
Is it actually under threat? Is that an actual priority above other things? "Our country is turning into a dystopia, but I still got guns"
JapAnus
An armed populace is the best defense against an authoritarian state. Disarmament means what you're afraid of is entirely possible.
stupidstray
I'd be so pissed if this was true because I'm Jewish and I don't have shit.
AngryTeacher
Me too. I want a part of this money we supposedlu control. I've suffered through a lot of matzah and long synagogue services, I deserve it.
Hanasakke
N0Juan
It's actually the fake Jews that are actually Satanists and perform ritual sacrifices like the Babylonians did with Baal. - "Lake Titicaca."
OwlFarm
Yeah right Kyle, I see your Serbian Jew double bluff. I know about that bag of gold around your neck. And the fake one too!
MonochromeReflections
Ngl if I could ruin my enemies' credit scores with my mind and pull money out of my kippah at will I would.
MonochromeReflections
(Am Jewish)
JapAnus
Hey, I'm tryna get a loan, heard you were the guy to talk to. You got the good stuff?
MonochromeReflections
[dumps a fucktonne of dollar bills out]
roads88mph
"Evil Jews" isn't just a conspiracy theory, it's anti-Semitic racism. Way worse than just being a conspiracy nutbar.
GriffithTheHero
Jews are not a race, Judaism is a religion. It is not analogous with any one race or culture.
roads88mph
They're an ethnicity.
PhillipJokar
Ethnically Jewish people are a minority in Judaism. People who are actually racist against them are rare, most are just bigots towards jews.
JailtimeBillC16
saying all Jews are evil is, but in fact there can be Jews who are evil. and we shouldn't censor the latter.
roads88mph
"Evil Jews" is a blanket statement, and if you're concerned with the "evil" part, the "Jew" part is irrelevant.
only90skidswillgetthis
Instead of evil jews now they just say globalists or bankers.
hispanicyankee
Nah, there's still some who say Jews. It's just that the Jews own the banks and are pulling the strings of the globalists
roads88mph
Look at this thread "ha ha I'm not racist but seriously the Jews do run everything"
only90skidswillgetthis
If that's what you absorbed from any of our comments your vision is clouded with racism friend
KanyeWesticularCancer
Jews run the world yet supposedly white Christians are genetically superior.
MikeAracter
Back in the old days biology and economics were taught in different classes.
only90skidswillgetthis
Your average white supremacist will be quick to point out Jews and asians have higher iq on average.
only90skidswillgetthis
It's like, standard eugenics. Makes the followup about how blacks and browns are lower seem like it has some sort of objective truth. 1/
only90skidswillgetthis
Criticisms of Jews and Asians generally center around being greedy/immoral/untrustworthy. Straw men not needed to beat a racist.
Shifuede
I've always loved that contradiction...also they ignore the chosen people thing...I guess those are verses they don't like either...
Taxicat
Along the same lines "whites are superior because of natural selection but oh noes, the non-whites are outbreeding us!" 1/
Taxicat
Like...if you're being outbred, then by definition you are NOT winning at natural selection... 2/
ZachPutland
I've never heard that argument before but I'd say it's irrelevant and immeasurable because we evolved past natural selection long ago
Taxicat
I hear that argument a lot, from the same guys who like to rant about "evolutionary psychology" and shit like that. 1/