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Mar 3, 2023 12:15 AM
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HenchMenInc
Actually it would be around 73,000 reams of paper.
Mr21782Man
You always double check print settings in Excel. Excel will find a way to fuck it up even without someone pranking you.
thecoloradokid
I can read that number!
LtCmdrJo
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Nivvi
Thats why you always manually set print area in excel. Few times print area didnt change after deleting data and would print 5 pages
Baeloro
Print selected usually easiest way to get something useful.
VodkaReindeer
Alternative check the page count before confirming print
RhamnusiaThePaladin
Microsoft recently changed the maximum size of the excel sheet. and a smart person tells it to only print what is selected.
Rubyrose99
Check my math, but even generously giving 50 rows and 14 columns per page, it would still be tens of millions of pages, right?
teamawesome1
Why would you go out of your way to kill trees for a stupid prank? That's not funny, that's stupid.
EaNasirIsABastard
why would you print a spreadsheet?
necrojoe
Who the hell prints Excel without a print area defined?
ENCHANTMEN
#1 XFD is column 16384 (2^14), while 1048576 is 2^20
Grimmy32
See who made the change & get in trouble, unless you do it from a co-workers desk when they don't lock their computer.
Shinikitty
Printing nothing on 500 pages leaves you with 500 pages to put back into the printer. At worst wear and tear on the rollers.
Eucrow
Yeah, let's kill 193846 acres of trees as a gag! Fun!
CheeseB0t
Paper will only go through a printer once after all
ctsdad
Printing from excel is a dark art at the best of times.
magila
I work with spreadsheets that fill up that entire space.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I wouldnt consider this evil till I realize, out of everyone I work with, I am the only one that knows how to stop the printer.
Keycola
Who prints directly from excel? Make a summary of your data and add context in a memo/powerpoint.if people want to know more they can ask.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Just set the cell format to ;;;
Rabidbacon
Eat a ream...nice
LokiOnTheCouch
Or, and hear me out, you could just not waste paper
FoxyToast
Older lady in my office prints every email to read, every document/MP. She wont read off of her computer. Makes me irrationally angry.,
dimples
You guys still print?
MidnaDS
Fun fact: Excel treats 1900 as a leap year (it wasn't). This is known since the 80s but unfixed out of fear of breaking something somewhere.
Perturaboss
Pro Tip - its just going to be blank pieces of paper you can put back in the printer, assuming you are dumb and dont check page count.
dollarstoredonuts
This is how you get a giant excel file.
SirLOLsALot
Technically after a while it would be just white warm paper.
Awaras
Ctrl-A, set cell borders to 'all borders', change line color to light gray.
Iammoney45
staple them together and you have a really thin, terrible, blanket
dancinshroom
Only works on idiots who dont look at the print preview, or dont do "print only" selected cells, or who dont adjust printing areas
kabummBaron
Yeah fucking idiots who don't know how to print fuck em right? So stupid, literally super dumb man feckin idiots
thebowlllama
Who prints excel itself? I always move it too word first for formatting
glitchead
Bro how fucking tinfoil are you that you think "only idiots print pages instead of specific cells only". I would 100% just print it.
Ultrashotpull
Well today I learned something new. Then again I've not used excel since business studies in high school.
SkyHighInc
What?
AnyoneElseThanMe
Not to mention that who prints excels any way? They never print out with the layout that you want. Paperless office is the way to go.
OGSnow
Litterally everyone in my office then. Cool
vcgetdown
Dude people don't use their brains at all for most tasks. Just autopilot hit print
BryanLaserEpee
So I could get 99% of the stores in my region. Got it
ThatQuietlySmirking
You just described 99% of my customers.
IdiotSavantTinker
Yeah I know, I managed to make my boss at a previous job do it.
idiotsonfire
So the overwhelming majority of people who have to interact with the printer.
sunnytater1
So... most people.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
So... your mother.
BananaSpiceOfLife
Lol! Fucking exactly!
Heisanevilgenius
When you print stuff every day you quickly stop checking things like that
DVSBSTrD
So... most people?
JoshuaFalken
You guys are printing spreadsheets??
inevermadeone
As PDFs
Flollop
At my work, yes, because they think Excel is just for making tables.
TheHengeProphet
My boss regularly wants the documents in paper form. It drives me up the wall.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
so maybe 6 people in the office and definitely any manager.
amskray68
Always view in print preview !
TalleyZorah
I used to work in IT. You are severely overestimating the average person.
Persephone407
My boss, who makes six figures, accidentally joined fb trying to order a book online.
peregrinus19
blinkoneeightytwo
I currently work in IT and he is grievously overestimating the average person.
peregrinus19
TheFastpaws
Hahaha! I worked IT at a school mate. So many people don't check crap. Then toss on the honest mistakes? So so many.
Beattywill80
Good. Now download a macro to the computer that automatically changes the word "Xcel" to "my dong" every time it's entered.
Jheklstuff
I my dong at working on my dong.
paragraph
That’s mostly because if Microsoft made the icon “E” You could spell “PENIS” with the icons
Gaelwyn
They chose the name micro soft, it’s what they deserve.
littlecoatfatguy
Emydong?
Beattywill80
Forgot the E
q2grapple
Bon, enter the new sales figure in my dong and get the reports out asap!