Sep 11, 2018 7:24 PM
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krissypoojackets
So everybody just gonna ignore that it almost nite his head off, like all he needed to be was just a little more hungry.
Rkfinecake
So I guess the decision not to don that seal skin wet suit WAS a good idea.
5HoleDangler
The shit spray he spewed in the wetsuit must have scared it away.
teenie13
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MiracleWhoop
That is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.
Death83
The shark saw the diver perfectly fine. It was just curious and gave him a snoot boop.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
HighrockTendales
*another hilarious comment about the man doing a poo in his suit* hahahaha hilarious hilarious hilaaaaarious
ILookLikeABatmanFan
Baby shark dodododododo
IshartedOnce
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
he probably shit himself
Killertomato84
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Chetubetchya
*Swims* Oww *Continues Swimming*
Raviabertay
Some pants were shat.....
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Damn that thing could’ve just ripped him in half. Lucky day.
sokolov
Tag you’re it
AvgWhiteShark
YFW your cruising a long and you see a yummy seal but its in fact one of those rubbery bland aquahumans.
FirstAidPoetry
*you’re, *along
Danke mein Freund!
BlokHed
Solid proof that sharks are not man-eaters
pandro
looks like he nipped his head/hair on the way by - mouth is underneath.
WhiteKnight124
From my understanding they don’t actually eat humans, but they curiosity bite you, and with a mouth like theirs you die...uneaten :)
gyrzzl
If only they had hands then they wouldn’t be investigating things with their mouth full of razors.
whatintarnation9
BOOP!
Mohead12
The murky of this water
tossabeertoyourwitcher
I mean, it's not terrible visibility for most coastal places, considering that cameras don't pick up as much as eyes do
SmurfEggs
Exactly not really camo just cloudy water
Yea screw diving in that
cutebytes
The more accurate description, thank you. No viz
BlueSpaceLizard
It's at least 7 murky
I give it a 6.9 ;)
kakivara
Much murky. So water. Wow.
FancySharkDinnerParty
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
The shark isn't camouflaged; the water is murky
Aussiearef
Could have chopped his head off!
MyCleverUsershame
I peed a little
invisibulman
Don't sharks usually bump unfamiliar things as a test before eating them?
I think so, that looked like a territorial move to me, but I’m only an avid watcher of shark week, hardly and expert
BestDino
Oh, hell naw.... Fuck the ocean!
Ect0Burger
yohohohoyohohoho
excuse me sir im trying to swim
FedePraml
Cool thing is, jaws wasn’t even interested in the diver. He didn’t charge and did his best to avoid him.
I don’t think it was an accidental run in, the shark knew he was their, looked like a “back off” move
ajacks50
It was 100% on purpose if the shark had hit flesh instead of rubber he would of been bitten. rubber=not food= lucky mr poopants
AragornMcBatmanSuperJesus
Looks like the shark was just as startled as the diver. He even lifts his nose out of the way to avoid bumping the diver.
Really? An apex predator adapted to find prey in water like this, I don’t think he was surprised at all, more like he was investigating
ErasmusTycho
Kinda what sharks do when they are curious.
dragosteakae
I agree with your startled statement, but he lifted his nose because it bumped the diver.
Sorry, that's what I meant, like when we yank our hand back from hot or cold water that's already touched us.
chloramphenicolderivative
Even more evidence that he was surprised.
bandabears
Has it ever been confirmed this is real and not fake?
I can confirm it now, if you like
hom3skool
My only question is how did the camera man stay so still while watching a great white emerge from the dark and bump his buddy...
looks pretty goddamn real to me.
video editing is scary good now. Captain disillusion has tainted my view on reality.
yeah but it's hard to fake having a shark bump your head. watch the movement and contact. 100% real
Why couldn't the guy just turn left and act like he got bumped?
watch his head. it's hard to fake impact movement like that.
krissypoojackets
So everybody just gonna ignore that it almost nite his head off, like all he needed to be was just a little more hungry.
Rkfinecake
So I guess the decision not to don that seal skin wet suit WAS a good idea.
5HoleDangler
The shit spray he spewed in the wetsuit must have scared it away.
teenie13
MiracleWhoop
That is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.
Death83
The shark saw the diver perfectly fine. It was just curious and gave him a snoot boop.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
HighrockTendales
*another hilarious comment about the man doing a poo in his suit* hahahaha hilarious hilarious hilaaaaarious
ILookLikeABatmanFan
Baby shark dodododododo
IshartedOnce
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
he probably shit himself
Killertomato84
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Chetubetchya
*Swims* Oww *Continues Swimming*
Raviabertay
Some pants were shat.....
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Damn that thing could’ve just ripped him in half. Lucky day.
sokolov
Tag you’re it
AvgWhiteShark
FirstAidPoetry
*you’re, *along
AvgWhiteShark
Danke mein Freund!
BlokHed
Solid proof that sharks are not man-eaters
pandro
looks like he nipped his head/hair on the way by - mouth is underneath.
WhiteKnight124
From my understanding they don’t actually eat humans, but they curiosity bite you, and with a mouth like theirs you die...uneaten :)
gyrzzl
If only they had hands then they wouldn’t be investigating things with their mouth full of razors.
whatintarnation9
BOOP!
Mohead12
The murky of this water
tossabeertoyourwitcher
I mean, it's not terrible visibility for most coastal places, considering that cameras don't pick up as much as eyes do
SmurfEggs
Exactly not really camo just cloudy water
Mohead12
Yea screw diving in that
cutebytes
The more accurate description, thank you. No viz
BlueSpaceLizard
It's at least 7 murky
Mohead12
I give it a 6.9 ;)
kakivara
Much murky. So water. Wow.
FancySharkDinnerParty
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
The shark isn't camouflaged; the water is murky
Aussiearef
Could have chopped his head off!
MyCleverUsershame
I peed a little
invisibulman
Don't sharks usually bump unfamiliar things as a test before eating them?
WhiteKnight124
I think so, that looked like a territorial move to me, but I’m only an avid watcher of shark week, hardly and expert
BestDino
Oh, hell naw.... Fuck the ocean!
Ect0Burger
yohohohoyohohoho
excuse me sir im trying to swim
FedePraml
Cool thing is, jaws wasn’t even interested in the diver. He didn’t charge and did his best to avoid him.
WhiteKnight124
I don’t think it was an accidental run in, the shark knew he was their, looked like a “back off” move
ajacks50
It was 100% on purpose if the shark had hit flesh instead of rubber he would of been bitten. rubber=not food= lucky mr poopants
AragornMcBatmanSuperJesus
Looks like the shark was just as startled as the diver. He even lifts his nose out of the way to avoid bumping the diver.
WhiteKnight124
Really? An apex predator adapted to find prey in water like this, I don’t think he was surprised at all, more like he was investigating
ErasmusTycho
Kinda what sharks do when they are curious.
dragosteakae
I agree with your startled statement, but he lifted his nose because it bumped the diver.
AragornMcBatmanSuperJesus
Sorry, that's what I meant, like when we yank our hand back from hot or cold water that's already touched us.
chloramphenicolderivative
Even more evidence that he was surprised.
bandabears
Has it ever been confirmed this is real and not fake?
BlueSpaceLizard
I can confirm it now, if you like
hom3skool
My only question is how did the camera man stay so still while watching a great white emerge from the dark and bump his buddy...
Killertomato84
looks pretty goddamn real to me.
bandabears
video editing is scary good now. Captain disillusion has tainted my view on reality.
Killertomato84
yeah but it's hard to fake having a shark bump your head. watch the movement and contact. 100% real
bandabears
Why couldn't the guy just turn left and act like he got bumped?
Killertomato84
watch his head. it's hard to fake impact movement like that.