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Mar 11, 2017 4:34 PM
Uzernaime
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pastramionrye
Scrolled past all of these just to say that there is a third type of man that puts up the fucking toilet seat. Animals.
bobbylan1955
Well done...Title random dump and top picture is a toilet...Well done.
BilHam
But then, doesn't your coffee taste like vomit?
omelly
Water will get hands..wat!
Toadnut
#23 We call them Pinafal in the Welsh language.
fooker
Still not sure welsh counts as a language, what's your word for computer again?
Toadnut
Welsh is still a used language. Computer is "Cyfrifiadur"
TeeMee123
#1 I Identify as type 3, I sit down
Mithi
#6 8 men but only 4 sexually insecure boys
Flyndaran
Or just people that don't like being within arm's reach of others, especially those partially naked and swinging urine streams.
Josepalin
The pineapple one is similar in Spain. Everyone calls it anasomething and we call it piña. Yay.
JurassicFartz
Lumpy1Toucan
what a shit dump
CarInAVet
I stared at #1 trying to figure out how/why someone would position themselves to aim poop. Then I remember guys aim pee.
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
I never really gave it much thought before, but where in the hell did that lizard get some goddamn toast?
omgawesomeusername
Hamsters aren't vegan though! They eat mealworms. God I need a life.
Flyndaran
I wouldn't take zoological information from a guy that could confuse hamsters for hipsters. ;)
Flyndaran
Also veganism is not a synonym for herbivore. It's a dietary choice by non-herbivores, so a sapient hamster could be a vegan. lol
TobiFuenke
Seriously #12? Are you from Albania? Bangladesh?
loantiburon
Japan. Homegirl is a Christmas cake.
iWillReverseIt
I've seen 99% of these, but that 1% I didn't see made me laugh.
Athang
But there are 50 images, which half of an image hadn't you seen?
iWillReverseIt
Athang
That was a VERY fast reply.
jakaii
And a fantastic one at that
ohmoira
Stomach hair.
pineapplepuppy
Happy trail into a somber forest.
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
I pee sitting down, are there only two types of men? Very narrow world view.
lamborguineapig
It was a meme.
TheWhiteRat
I usually pee standing up, but if I'm tired I'll sit.
AlabasterSexington
Frogen
Neither me nor my father was physically beat as children, and I'm well mannered now. You're just enabling child abuse, don't get kids.
Flyndaran
Weird. Last time I said effectively that, it hit negative triple digits rather quickly. Same with saying revenge murder is wrong. Imgur.
Frogen
Might be formatting of the post.
whytezombie
I think there is a major difference between beating and spanking.
Frogen
Not in the head of a child.
whytezombie
Yeah I think they do. I did. I'm not special.
Frogen
And you'll spank your kids? Perpetuating abuse.
whytezombie
You are perpetuating snowflakes. Congratulations.
shdwklown
Exactly. There are better methods of instructing our children than slapping them. I never hit my son, he's 19 now and we have no issues.
Frogen
I'm 19 now and was never punished physically. If you must hit your child, you prove that you think you decide because you're bigger and not
Frogen
because you make the rules and CAN raise a child properly. Children whom are hit get more aggressive problems in the future.
Flyndaran
I've a very high pain threshold. Parents learned hitting only escalated my later property destruction. I had a temper problem pre-puberty.
IAmInAGlassCaseOfEmotion
#1, I identify as type 3, I put the seat up.
splitkc
I alternate depending on who can hear, and velocity of stream
diddytiddy
You were well trained.
Strostkovy
I prefer expert mode.
SuperFuzzyNipples
I don't even lift the lid
IupvoteWeedstuff
I identify as type 4, I put my dick in the water and flush, the sound of the flushing covers the sound of pissing
RoseGoldSlugz
Convienently left out Spanish for Pineapple. Which is Piña.
icantthinkofanythinginteresting
And Hebrew. Which actually is ananas....
gseccles
Also in Portuguese it's abaxí, not whatever is up there
pineapplepuppy
TheBlueMuppet
*goes into the street* "Suuuuuuuuuuuuck on my Piñas..."
ellyllon
My thoughts exactly!
newyorknyc
How do people in other countries know the difference between ananas and bananas?
ellyllon
One is yellow and curvy, the other is spiky
Berberana
Ánanas. Banáán. Dutch :)
IronicUsername
#5 I'm a man but apparently I'm a dumb one; somebody help me out?
Xemgen
Maybe balls sticking uncomfortably?
Decapitatrix
Stepping to the side to adjust balls stuck to leg in the heat. XX
pie4sale
BSTL
pineapplepuppy
I'm a woman and even I know that implies the slight lunge step to get balls back in position off leg.
DownvotesAreFun
Something about your balls being stuck in your pants or trousers. So to make it less obvious you step to the side while correcting.
IronicUsername
In retrospect, this should have been obvious.
wheredowehidethebody
Spreading your legs so your balls stop sticking to them.
luposlipaphobia
I do it as a woman though. Sometimes your flaps sit uncomfortably. Or the seam of your underwear is lodged between them.
DixonHillPrivateEye
She's right, you know.
Uzernaime
I concur.
Uzernaime
I'm married, lol.
DownvoteUpvoteILoveCats
Explain #5? For a male friend
SimSumSomeSomme
Agreed. Was there a puddle? I don't get it.
lamborguineapig
When one sticks to your leg and you have to take a step to the side to unattach it.
pineapplepuppy
Lunge step to unstick balls to leg without stopping. Works well for some wedgies too.
9Fingers
We lift our leg to the side to peel our ball sack off our leg. Feels great.
DownvoteUpvoteILoveCats
Never happened to me :X
DownvoteUpvoteILoveCats
*to my friend ......
9Fingers
Small nuts?
DownvoteUpvoteILoveCats
Nope I guess I just don't walk that much :D