Nov 17, 2018 6:31 AM
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No. 2x4.
AnotherSnarkyComment
Now put boards all the way round, make them out of metal and you'll have a tank.
Toiletseatpolio
1 1/2" x 3 1/2"
Quizz25S
Nope that's a 2x4
bigdickrick206
Perfect
Tehepicweaksauce
16. You're welcome.
helloimsebastian
If its stupid and it works, it aint stupid.
Watcher555
need more planks
numnumz
https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/gifs/Jeremy+clarkson+is+a+smart+man_9587ad_4831441.gif
whitebbwolf
I KNEW IT
MaDragon
Works every time! Never seen it filmed before though. They left out all the colorful words!
DavidFrostbite
Chains also work well.
byohzzrd
Directions unclear, atv got stuck.
deirdreblignaut31415
Brilliant
Piseogmush
4XStix
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
4x2
Eireman4Ever
Genius! +1
Pepperpete123
I did this in the oil patch a couple times when the crew truck got stuck. My old consultant (like 80 years old) showed me. Smart guy.
JayEnfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM
MorgulTheFriendlyDrelb
There is a product on the market that does this using big blocks of rubber
justthebearnecessities
or max trax
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
It's not stupid if it works.
LilandraNeramani
Needs more wood
Sm9yCg
If only he had some sort of interlinked metal O's that he could wrap around his tyre.
L1MA7
It’s not stupid if it works!!
HideousMonkeyCrap
Adding on to yours, Military vehicles carry beams that they use for this exact purpose. So while it's crude it's quite functional.
FireflyActual
Ever notice how Russian tanks always carry a log? They use it for the same purpose, only with tracks.
KaptenN
Why does clicking comment pictures no longer enlarge them? It just opens up/closes the replies.
Styxwash
So that's not a spare barrel for the tank turret?! The more you know!!
nsjames
Carrying a log actually came with the advent of the tank. The british used them to cross the trenches.
regregex
Fascinating.
mercemay
Ugh. I was stuck in a ditch waiting on tow for 4 hours yesterday. I tried branches but they were too dryrotted. I'm putting 2x4s in van now.
marsgoose
They work better if you put them under your wheels to get some traction, and deflate your tires.
My advice is get an inflator and some sand ladders, that will get you out most of the time.
Yea i didn't have my usual winter ditch gear packed yet. Grew up on a mountain in the NE so I'm no stranger to getting stuck.
Source: I live in a mud pit.
Galimor
Wouldn't work, tire would get bored and the board would get tired.
TheFUCKSaCondom
TrogdordaBurninator
You deserve more points lol
DrLove039
Or punts...
slothsnbeer
Don't you mean it "woodn't" work?
LlewellyntheLlama
Got a snort out of me.
nonotreallyidontactuallyknow
I went to the next post then came back to upvote this.
TheBadInternet
Comments like these are why I still use this site
I'll admit to y'all that I read that long ago some other time this was posted.
Euphio
Dad? Is that you?
onemogtorulethemall
WhiteKnight124
Putting a plank of wood on a tire won't make your truck grown a transfer case and drive all the wheels
thats true, it just means there is no movement while the wheel spins the timber back round to the start. will still work but slower.
Oh I didnt say it wasn't useful, the title just suggested that this is 4 wheel drive somehow
i think its a pun on 2x4 being a timber size.
Hahaha if that's true, way over my head
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
I'm here to apply for the job of comment proof reader!
actually, rewatching, i don't think they are in 4wd, theres a point where the wheel slips and the vehicle doesn't move
DarthFirebolt
it doesn't matter how many wheels you send power to if they've all got worn out shitty all-seasons on them.
sure, horses for courses.
Phlabibit
I pulled onto grass last week, after rain. Got stuck, waited for earth to dry and got sand. Next time, THIS.
Elminster001
Have a truck still stuck in the yard after a week of rain and no sun to dry it out
nanyatenyaa
Why are you people parking in places like this? Cars don't belong in yards.
prophet002
lol "onto grass"
Doesn't work if you are stuck, I tried, Deflate your tires and put the plank under your wheels, use it to get some grip.
ax2usn
Use your floor mats for traction...
Don't, only thing you will do is get muddy floormats. IF you can get out with floor mats you are not stuck.
Deflate tires to maybe 5-10psi, put rocks and planks under them to get some traction.
Mine have rubber nubs that actually work well and have pulled me out, so... yes but it depends on mat and situation.
OhThrowMeAway
Or you could not park there.
nobodiesbusiness
But how else am I going to piss off my neighbor if I’m not drunk parking on his lawn?
inquisitivefluff
Would've been funny, But the idea that you think drunk driving is funny.. nah
DarthPotatus
It's a joke my dude. I dont think he actually believes drunk driving is a good thing.
Yeah I don’t. But a lot of people can’t get a joke now days cuz they are easily offended
Batmanfondlesme
There are other ways. Comment on his hair every time you see him. Then one day just stop.
h0tdoglatte
Tried this. Broke the strap and the wood.
Motosapien
Finesse is key
ErectileFunction
You weren't supposed to take it on the highway, ya dingus.
kanevo
WhaaatDa
That is not just a strap. It's towing material.
SteveO
that's what she said?
AdamH4
UhhhhhNick
One could say you broke your strap on
SmallRedAssBaboon
Dented your fender too prob
URNSHOW
Like your head....sadly, or probably made improvements. You're family will let you out on the porch now. Must be thrilling.
luckily, no. stopped before that happened. did find out that a section of chain link fence works quite well for getting unstuck tho.
BurntToast127
I think it would work better with more than one board
pajasa
What? Like a tank track?!
Yes! Well really I mean like maybe 3 or 4 spaced slightly apart? You have 365° and like 300° is tire slip.
Crasher2003
2x4
ProbablyBex
Take your 1+ and go wood you
supercow82
Is it cool if I ride with you to the top comment?
dogwoodtwist
2 wheels, each with 2x4= 2x2x4= 4x4
yougotthepoint
256x1/32
ableck
8
Atial
16
ks360
is great
mwaterman
2x4x4
if it had a 2x4 on all 4 tires and it is a 4x4 then is it a ((2x4)x4)(4x4) or a (2x4)(4x4)?
mezaway
32
SparklingUnicornFarts
Bingo
Vungor
Yahtzee
Bust
jokexplainer
Maths checks out.
canyoureallychangethis
Why is that such a smart idea why have I never done this? Plus one.
Clearly, you trusted zebras too much
AzgarOgly
http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/02/15/7/151869544912913539.jpg
Nize426
Tactical log
Yep, that is carried for exactly the same purpose -- selfextraction from deep dirt.
pareidoliaperson
Tho not a smart idea to stand so close to the wheel. That plank might hit you in the face and laugh!
JoeSchmew
It's similar to a technique that Russian tankers use. They keep a log with the tank, and if need be, tie it to the treads in bad terrain.
Batham1
you may not be smart?
sting10000001
There's a more vehicle friendly way. https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/trac-grabber-truck-traction-aid-0301110p.html#srp
PortAuMericuh
So, a shorter 2x4?
LickCrotchSandwich
Decent reviews. I can see myself needing these ice fishing like the reviewers did
I can just see people doing this with the 2x4 way to far into the truck and going "I wonder what happened to my wheel well"
curlysoup3129
I have no idea what’s the purpose ... I came to the comments to u fees tans I’m still lost ... I mean my friend. Here is lost .... help her
Came to comments to understand * stupid typos
nateglen350
You be stuck in the mud, huh?
D33RLORD
It's semi dangerous to you and the vehicle, even if done correctly. I would try floor mats first.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I mean it could help with my lawn mower. There is a dip in our yard that gets water and takes 10x as long,to dry after rain.
thedeg
Maybe try shovel out some sand to try to get it to drain better
chardlz
I tried floor mats once and it just ended up flinging my floor mat 20 feet away from my car
IMayNotReplyToYou
Hahahaha
You guys need to find a better spot to cut meat.
I've been reading this for about a minute now and I still don't get it. Is this an imgur fuckup?
What don’t you get pal?
AnotherSnarkyComment
Now put boards all the way round, make them out of metal and you'll have a tank.
Toiletseatpolio
1 1/2" x 3 1/2"
Quizz25S
Nope that's a 2x4
bigdickrick206
Perfect
Tehepicweaksauce
16. You're welcome.
helloimsebastian
If its stupid and it works, it aint stupid.
Watcher555
need more planks
numnumz
https://johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/gifs/Jeremy+clarkson+is+a+smart+man_9587ad_4831441.gif
whitebbwolf
I KNEW IT
MaDragon
Works every time! Never seen it filmed before though. They left out all the colorful words!
DavidFrostbite
Chains also work well.
byohzzrd
Directions unclear, atv got stuck.
deirdreblignaut31415
Brilliant
Piseogmush
4XStix
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
4x2
Eireman4Ever
Genius! +1
Pepperpete123
I did this in the oil patch a couple times when the crew truck got stuck. My old consultant (like 80 years old) showed me. Smart guy.
JayEnfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM
MorgulTheFriendlyDrelb
There is a product on the market that does this using big blocks of rubber
justthebearnecessities
or max trax
sothisishowashitpostfeelslike
It's not stupid if it works.
LilandraNeramani
Needs more wood
Sm9yCg
If only he had some sort of interlinked metal O's that he could wrap around his tyre.
L1MA7
It’s not stupid if it works!!
HideousMonkeyCrap
Adding on to yours, Military vehicles carry beams that they use for this exact purpose. So while it's crude it's quite functional.
FireflyActual
Ever notice how Russian tanks always carry a log? They use it for the same purpose, only with tracks.
KaptenN
Why does clicking comment pictures no longer enlarge them? It just opens up/closes the replies.
Styxwash
So that's not a spare barrel for the tank turret?! The more you know!!
nsjames
Carrying a log actually came with the advent of the tank. The british used them to cross the trenches.
regregex
Fascinating.
mercemay
Ugh. I was stuck in a ditch waiting on tow for 4 hours yesterday. I tried branches but they were too dryrotted. I'm putting 2x4s in van now.
marsgoose
They work better if you put them under your wheels to get some traction, and deflate your tires.
marsgoose
My advice is get an inflator and some sand ladders, that will get you out most of the time.
mercemay
Yea i didn't have my usual winter ditch gear packed yet. Grew up on a mountain in the NE so I'm no stranger to getting stuck.
marsgoose
Source: I live in a mud pit.
Galimor
Wouldn't work, tire would get bored and the board would get tired.
TheFUCKSaCondom
TrogdordaBurninator
You deserve more points lol
DrLove039
Or punts...
slothsnbeer
Don't you mean it "woodn't" work?
LlewellyntheLlama
Got a snort out of me.
nonotreallyidontactuallyknow
I went to the next post then came back to upvote this.
TheBadInternet
Comments like these are why I still use this site
Galimor
I'll admit to y'all that I read that long ago some other time this was posted.
Euphio
Dad? Is that you?
onemogtorulethemall
WhiteKnight124
Putting a plank of wood on a tire won't make your truck grown a transfer case and drive all the wheels
justthebearnecessities
thats true, it just means there is no movement while the wheel spins the timber back round to the start. will still work but slower.
WhiteKnight124
Oh I didnt say it wasn't useful, the title just suggested that this is 4 wheel drive somehow
justthebearnecessities
i think its a pun on 2x4 being a timber size.
WhiteKnight124
Hahaha if that's true, way over my head
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
I'm here to apply for the job of comment proof reader!
justthebearnecessities
actually, rewatching, i don't think they are in 4wd, theres a point where the wheel slips and the vehicle doesn't move
DarthFirebolt
it doesn't matter how many wheels you send power to if they've all got worn out shitty all-seasons on them.
justthebearnecessities
sure, horses for courses.
Phlabibit
I pulled onto grass last week, after rain. Got stuck, waited for earth to dry and got sand. Next time, THIS.
Elminster001
Have a truck still stuck in the yard after a week of rain and no sun to dry it out
nanyatenyaa
Why are you people parking in places like this? Cars don't belong in yards.
prophet002
lol "onto grass"
JayEnfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM
marsgoose
Doesn't work if you are stuck, I tried, Deflate your tires and put the plank under your wheels, use it to get some grip.
ax2usn
Use your floor mats for traction...
marsgoose
Don't, only thing you will do is get muddy floormats. IF you can get out with floor mats you are not stuck.
marsgoose
Deflate tires to maybe 5-10psi, put rocks and planks under them to get some traction.
ax2usn
Mine have rubber nubs that actually work well and have pulled me out, so... yes but it depends on mat and situation.
OhThrowMeAway
Or you could not park there.
nobodiesbusiness
But how else am I going to piss off my neighbor if I’m not drunk parking on his lawn?
inquisitivefluff
Would've been funny, But the idea that you think drunk driving is funny.. nah
DarthPotatus
It's a joke my dude. I dont think he actually believes drunk driving is a good thing.
nobodiesbusiness
Yeah I don’t. But a lot of people can’t get a joke now days cuz they are easily offended
Batmanfondlesme
There are other ways. Comment on his hair every time you see him. Then one day just stop.
h0tdoglatte
Tried this. Broke the strap and the wood.
Motosapien
Finesse is key
ErectileFunction
You weren't supposed to take it on the highway, ya dingus.
kanevo
WhaaatDa
That is not just a strap. It's towing material.
SteveO
that's what she said?
AdamH4
UhhhhhNick
One could say you broke your strap on
SmallRedAssBaboon
Dented your fender too prob
URNSHOW
Like your head....sadly, or probably made improvements. You're family will let you out on the porch now. Must be thrilling.
h0tdoglatte
luckily, no. stopped before that happened. did find out that a section of chain link fence works quite well for getting unstuck tho.
BurntToast127
I think it would work better with more than one board
pajasa
What? Like a tank track?!
BurntToast127
Yes! Well really I mean like maybe 3 or 4 spaced slightly apart? You have 365° and like 300° is tire slip.
Crasher2003
2x4
ProbablyBex
Take your 1+ and go wood you
supercow82
Is it cool if I ride with you to the top comment?
dogwoodtwist
2 wheels, each with 2x4= 2x2x4= 4x4
Crasher2003
yougotthepoint
256x1/32
ableck
8
Atial
16
ks360
is great
mwaterman
2x4x4
ks360
if it had a 2x4 on all 4 tires and it is a 4x4 then is it a ((2x4)x4)(4x4) or a (2x4)(4x4)?
mezaway
ableck
32
SparklingUnicornFarts
Bingo
Vungor
Yahtzee
ks360
Bust
jokexplainer
Maths checks out.
canyoureallychangethis
Why is that such a smart idea why have I never done this? Plus one.
ableck
Clearly, you trusted zebras too much
AzgarOgly
http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/02/15/7/151869544912913539.jpg
Nize426
Tactical log
AzgarOgly
Yep, that is carried for exactly the same purpose -- selfextraction from deep dirt.
pareidoliaperson
Tho not a smart idea to stand so close to the wheel. That plank might hit you in the face and laugh!
JoeSchmew
It's similar to a technique that Russian tankers use. They keep a log with the tank, and if need be, tie it to the treads in bad terrain.
Batham1
you may not be smart?
sting10000001
There's a more vehicle friendly way. https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/trac-grabber-truck-traction-aid-0301110p.html#srp
PortAuMericuh
So, a shorter 2x4?
LickCrotchSandwich
Decent reviews. I can see myself needing these ice fishing like the reviewers did
sting10000001
I can just see people doing this with the 2x4 way to far into the truck and going "I wonder what happened to my wheel well"
curlysoup3129
I have no idea what’s the purpose ... I came to the comments to u fees tans I’m still lost ... I mean my friend. Here is lost .... help her
curlysoup3129
Came to comments to understand * stupid typos
nateglen350
You be stuck in the mud, huh?
D33RLORD
It's semi dangerous to you and the vehicle, even if done correctly. I would try floor mats first.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I mean it could help with my lawn mower. There is a dip in our yard that gets water and takes 10x as long,to dry after rain.
thedeg
Maybe try shovel out some sand to try to get it to drain better
chardlz
I tried floor mats once and it just ended up flinging my floor mat 20 feet away from my car
IMayNotReplyToYou
Hahahaha
nateglen350
You guys need to find a better spot to cut meat.
chardlz
I've been reading this for about a minute now and I still don't get it. Is this an imgur fuckup?
nateglen350
What don’t you get pal?