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Jazzcabage
Lol I sold knives I bought from the t.v. knife show. Frowned upon by administration
ObliqueRay
The man always be trying to keep a businessman down.
CrazyWineLady
My brother went to a private school and used to buy 50p chocolate bars and sell them to the rich kids for £2
commentsivehadafew
EffieDeia
Oi m8 u got a liocense for that
FloppyFingers
Kid was just learning fractions.
LittleLadyChaos
Lets talk about where those baggies came from... Mom and dad would have to discuss this with me. But im a nobody so who cares
SFACRKnight
inmate655321
“Rub it on your weiner”
Tminus1622d
Kid in my school sold, among other things, itching powder. One day, on a long, boring busride back from a schooltrip, they stole his stock
Tminus1622d
and it devolved into a itching powder fight/party (with a lot of innocent bystanders) A lot of detention was handed out.
WillyLaShade
Don’t get hot on your own supply
emailatdotcom
... do you live in a capitalist economy, or not....
G081
it’s the ‘gateway’ chip
Sugarcrotch
next thing you know lil timmy is mainlining paqui ghost pepper chips
MaladaptedMedic
First it’s hot Cheetos, then you move on to the harder stuff, like Takis Fuego
allthis4nothing
Pop use to sell day-old donuts at his school.
D2sb
K used to sell cheez whiz on the playground. Everyone loved it.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Who's K?
AeternalDreamer
You know too much
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Oh, K.
tarataqa
me when I hear "cheetos"
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MajorMonkey
Ummm, can her boob mini-me get a boob mini-me? This is imgur ffs
KingMercenary
Funny. I use to just sell weed
MightyIink
Yeah, that's called capitalism and its what every single corporation does when they buy things in bulk and sell them in smaller portions.
malexmatt
Well, I mean, it's an important part of how the distribution system works. Marginal costs, time value of money and all that.
anakedgoober
msimms62711
Please post the recipe
bootinyri
I bought my NES in 8th grade with funds made entirely through selling Blow Pops and Now&Laters.
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
We used to sell toothpicks soaked in cinnamon oil in middle school. ¢25 each.
zenothestoic
I'll stand as witness, Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls speaks the truth. I have yet to see my 50th year.
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
The 80's rocked.
Styxwash
Are you like 90 years old?
Lurkinjustlookinohlookarmrolls
You only wish I was 90. Not yet 50, sorry.
Martinikene
lol
NorilisZione
selling soda cans at my high school for 1 dollar a can after they removed the vending machines i would make around 250 dollars a week
twoblackhands
Remember this is the bullshit the school investigating when they tell you they can’t find who is bullying your kids.
crossinguardcarl
Had a guy in middle school bring a briefcase to school full of Hubba Bubba bubble gum. Made a killing, until somebody 1/2
crossinguardcarl
Got sick of him making better bank than the teachers.
firefighter26
Vending machine company put canned pop up to $1.25. We bought 24 packs of pop and sold them for $0.75, making huge profits. Kept a 1/2
firefighter26
2/2 ledger for an accounting course we were taking. Double dipped until the school got a complaint from the vending company.
BlackLusterSoldier42
Capitalism at its finest.
Eldibs
"Got caught?" That implies he was doing something wrong.
technologyexpert
I mean, this seems like a behavior he might have learned at home...
amber93kmah679
And where'd he get baggies like that?
Justinicus
I was shut down by the principal when I did it.
NewShorterName
I got in trouble for selling chips and dip for fake money (tickets) that the teacher created to motivate us. Mom couldn't stop laughing.
NewShorterName
I had already amassed more fake money than I could spend by the time I was caught. So I just bought things for the class (licorice, etc.)
mccar7hy
Not for individual resale. Legally imposed by Frito-Lay
LarvaLamp
In middle school I got sent to the principal for checking the payphone for change.
SpikeWolfwood
What the fuck could their justification have been?
LarvaLamp
I never really found out, except for the explaination "We don't do that here." Which to me meant "you got to it before we did."
glocksout
Schools have banned hot chips. Takis, Cheetos. Maybe they're too messy. Maybe they make kids hyper. All I know is they're addictive AF.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
You'd be amazed how anal schools can get, all it takes is one angry Karen for their funding to be cut.
namiasdf
Yea, but food safety and quality control are an issue. Kid coulda touched dog poop then handled each cheetos individually.
namiasdf
When a kid gets seriously ill because of it, whose to blame? Probably the school for being too "lax".
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I fail to see how a school would be responsible for that, but then again, I'm not a Karen.
RogueMachinae
School doesn't want to get sued.
swatz
That's the problem. My kids school says they're not allowed to "share" food. Because of food allergies and such.
namiasdf
Children are not adults, and thus subject to a different set of responsibility laws. When a parent transfers their child to a school, they
isetprettygirlsonfire
I used to make a killing selling blow pops at school in middle school.
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paleofuturism
2/2 I'd pay my parents back the $5, pocket 8-10 in profit, and still have candy.
MezzedUp
Gum. $0.25/stick
icthree
Packs of gum and AA batteries. I had an empire.
MoogleJess
Did that with Jolly Ranchers
dickjones949
Oh man. I found a store that was selling Pop Rocks for $0.05 a bag and I sold them for a dollar each. Made a friggin killing.
Stitchabarger
Shit, I sold cigarettes
OwlBeReady
Turned 19 in high school, long story. But used to sell smokes 25C a pice could buy 2 packs for 1.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
I got in trouble for the same :(
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Kids at my school sold the giant pixie sticks or puppy chow.
paleofuturism
and puppy chow is... not dog food?
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_chow_(snack)
stevescubasteve
Canned sodas for me
ShizzyMcKreepy
Same dude kept freezer bags with ice and mixed cans in my locker. Sold out every day
thehumanoidsarecoming
warheads had the best profit margin
paleofuturism
me too! sams club had big jars of "Ka-bluey" (blow pops without the stick) and atomic warheads. 1/2
paleofuturism
2/2 I'd usually pay my parents back and turn a profit while still having my own candy.
tattoogigolo
A sucker is born every minute
n0n53n53
you had me in the fist half
Whenceitcame
Pixie stix next.
Hyippy
I sold floppy disks with pictures of naked ladies on them. I was 12ish and made a killing. Basically free to create so 100% profit
Heavyoak
Same
n0n53n53
damn ... that's called being a on-true-pern-near
RyanOchoa
Cut to this dude dad in the early 90. "WHERE DO ALL MY FLOPPIES KEEP GOING!!!"
Hyippy
I used all the ones i had then just asked people to provide their own if they wanted one. Charged depending on how many pics £5 or £10
phocalpoint
Pro-move here in the States was using AOL Free Trial disks
SaintJStew
I did it with gum. $.25 a stick
buggme
I would always take an extra Capri Sun to sell at school. I bid them off on the hotter days.
MadamFloofington
Me too! The blue raspberry!
paleofuturism
did you ever have a ka-bluey? https://www.theprofessors.com.au/products/ka-bluey-candy-with-bubble-gum-centres-100-piece-tub.html
MadamFloofington
No I haven't looks good though.
Codox3000
Me too, idk what the "pops" part means is that a typo?
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ThatOnePlotTwister
Woosh
chuckesleezes
MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
guyanesebro420
TheRushToNothing
Chris Hanson: Please have a seat..
RollforDiplomacy
Blow is a drug brah
OMEGA1202
Your thinking of the wrong blow.
AngerySnek
Blow jobs or just blow?
ikagawa
So @TheRushToNothing will be having a meeting with Chris Hansen.
SteveZesu
Yeah I sucked a lot of dick in school as well.
isetprettygirlsonfire
I just sold candy instead of blowjobs but you do you.
Sugarcrotch
do you still suck a alot of dick?
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Yeah but he used to too
ravenfool
Didn't we all.
datkitty
What do you do for a living now? I always wondered how those kind of kinds turned out
isetprettygirlsonfire
I have 2 businesses. I make fire props/flame effects, one of the largest in the world. Also a geology/engineering consultant. 1/
isetprettygirlsonfire
Work in geothermal, mining, water supply and environmental.