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Director: We should hold a drill with a real lion escaping the enclosure
Keeper: It's 2019....What if we use someone who identifies as a lion?
Director: https://i.imgur.com/Hi663cV.gifv
BubbaGumpa
SkunkSmellington
good ol'WGN Morning News
spacecadet103
BanadecCamberbootch
My toenails are popping off like pogs.
FireflyOwl
Wait, did WGN CH 9 show this?
Seedofvengeance
I just want to point out that if you run the drill with an actual lion, it's not a drill any more.
Rage740
A little on the job training never killed anyone right?
Tiggr
That's not actually a lion in the video. It's a person in a lion costume.
Dep1213
Worked at a park near a zoo. The escaped lion was a guy in a yellow shirt with a lion sign. They didn’t tell it was a drill before hand.
pedromascal
Lion: Am I a joke to you?
scottsinflavortown
Monowas
Holy shit i just realized iam a lion
SgtMajorAveryJohnson
Yeah, hide and seek, remember
FilthyFrankAnimeHunter
drunkenspacepirate
Channel 9 news for the win! Love Robin.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
I only clicked because I saw her in the thumbnail!
besn
rckstr
Wooh Channel 9 Morning News. Best in Chi!
MightyIink
No, they are definitely not ready for a lion tearing its way through a thin nylon net...
HRVEX16
I guess the Fukushima fallout has lingering effects
Mikebiscuits
when you lion your resume but get the job anyways
kgiraffe
I had to come back to upvote this shit.
ToasterDent
HamishHamilton0
Yeah, what you said.
Pooponatrain
I devoted this... Naa I'm lion
Teddy2Ready
Underrated
getafterit
Ya’ll always gotta bring gender identity to everything... like you’re obsessed
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I mean so far this drill is going very badly if they cant even cope with a half blind human in a furre costume
footfucker
*furry
CanNearrlyFly
I work at a zoo and we often do escaped animal drills- usually with just a person acting like the animal! I like the attention to detail!
1potsie
You didn't show the best parts? One where the real lions are watching and 2 when they drug him!
CyrilConnolly
なに？！？
Ryebread91
They do it for fun but to also run real tests of their crew.
FailedMitosis
//i.imgur.com/vckAgCz.gif
icantremembermyname
Rahr
GuideWire
Ohhhhh, Japan, don't go achanging!
sjbrooksy7447
I would make fun of Japan, but then I remember we still don't have netting in ball parks here in the US.
BritishGingerLefty
Funnily enough I was at a zoo in the US and they did a drill like this. They loads of us in a ‘safe zone’ for like 20 minutes.
StephenDaniels
What state was that? I'd expect 'issues' with license to carry people in lots of places in the USA.
BritishGingerLefty
Colorado
scratchimo1
There are no lions in ball parks, so why would they need nets?
mwoodman
Detroit begs to differ.
Opportunist
Eyyyyyy ^_^ +1
scratchimo1
Yeah but they're not dangerous and nobody takes them seriously
mwoodman
Detroit right now:
yoshimaruTERA
Why they always human-wash our role?
barf1189
lions and asian have similar problems eh>
Daphault1
Come to think of it, I've never seen a lion drive well.
barf1189
or speak proper english
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
If IRC that's a blind Lioness being transported and he is her keeper trying to give her comfort.
PuppyDontCare
OMG! That makes this gif 500% cuter
everyoneACTUALLYlikesmycomments
That reassurance lick like "I'm not mad at you, just this other tool bag"
AlfredDPrince
That smooch tho...
Anukii
My god I was so afraid for this dude. That lion's ears are aimed back, that is not a good mood!
Magjee
"IM ANGRY! Just not at your cupcake" *smooch*
Anukii
HAHA! ? That reassuring lick warmed my heart. ?
PuppyDontCare
But she's not staring at him so he's ok
Dakksys
She's blind.
Woestkonijn
Murder kitty.
AsheLake
Redundant https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
LeMegachonk
I used to have a cat that would average at least 2 kills per day in the summer. She was a loving pet and death incarnate all at once.
Woestkonijn
Still murder kitty. But we love them nonetheless
meganical
The guy that fell over is definitely not ready for a lion escape
absoliutenus
He was worried he might get bitten
Isthe4thtimethecharm
It looks like someone runs in to take his spot. This might be part of the practice.
cascaismail101
I beg to differ. If I was in that crew I'd want him right fucking next to me so I can run while hes mauled to death.
DaneBrass
TBH, he was most likely supposed to fall so the medical team can run a drill for an injured employee. PSM's are a bitch.
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
This. You must simulate worst case scenarios, including team members becoming impaired.
Quazzeh
That's why I show up to them drunk
soromon
WardSharlow
I disagree. I'd insist on taking him with me whenever a lion escapes.
Peynus
Don't have to run faster than the lion. Only tasty, useless Brian
imakesoap
You don’t need to be able to outrun a lion, just to be able to outrun one of your co-workers
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
That lion charges while I'm holding up a fishing net with a broomstick, imma run...
HadMeSomeChickens
That lion? Or a real lion?
Kittynomnoms
One will eat you, the other might yiff you. I guess which is worse depends on you.
literallyahuman
decoycatfish
Yes
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
How do we tell the difference?
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Not taking any chances!
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
accountthree
That's why he taking part in the training. He's probably new ?
ILikeCharmanderOk
Downvoted for crying laughing emoji
TheRicM
I know right? Just lion on the ground like that
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
booo
ixelyth
Turn that boo upside down!
BC2k2
oop?
BC2k2
That pun makes you the mane man!
TheRicM
Thank you, you gave me such a feeling of pride
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
BOOO
BC2k2
No, Ghosts go Boo. Lions go SIMBA, REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE