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Feb 19, 2023 6:42 AM
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CinnamonBunny
The first lady.
MrHappySmiles
Lol dudes not like: wow she hot! Dudes like imma make me hot!
NivalisAngelus
And so he did.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Today I learned I’m doing it wrong. I spend all my time digging it OUT of my ass.
CaviaPorcellus
thank you for bu---uhhhhh nevermind
Homophone
I do not know this man, but I might love him. Sassy as hell!
SwagicalYololord
Eddie Hall, worlds strongest man 2017 and first person to lift 500kg off the ground.
reinerdefender
why the fuck would you want a piece of cloth to inhabit your butt crack?
SilentHowling
Some ladies are like cat's to be looked at but not touched. They want you see their butthole but call the cops if you stick your finger in.
thisiskissel
To get (the right) people to notice. I mean they’re comfortable. /s
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
It creates instagram clicks
dSignQ
Finally before is better than after
LariCheltsy
To both
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
DKEffect
If both of your answer you might also want to check out Rob Kearney https://youtu.be/cxsYtwVpmRQ
StormCrowMith
JustDontCare
Eddie has achieved true joy.
iguessihaveto
@GBMaker
GBMaker
@EverNotRelevant @trippingthelightfantastic @iupvoteguys @SirWadeWilson @GarlicSalt @TheChunguskaEvent @XXdavethebabeXX @ElbowdeepInARhino
GBMaker
@UnidentifiedPrisoner @Starcrested @RaspK @LordChapstick @shotty814 @BulgogiBolognese @AUserNameLikeNoOther @TheeJynx @PotatoFaceSmurf666
GBMaker
@theusernameformerlyknownastildo @CryoMonkey7 @marshall1084 @Odincdaj522004 @FabulouslyTiti @PlsSendMePen15 @butterda
GBMaker
@ButtBot9900 @nomorehate @JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs @DigiT00l
thevortexmaster
I don't want to feed my bum my clothes to look good
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Whose clothes do you feed it then? [backs nervously away]
thevortexmaster
Hmm. You stumped me
NivalisAngelus
RUN
AgamemnonsMemes
'I don't come to the gym to be stared at!'
B5Geek
His butt looks like somebody taught a frog to stand up.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
World's Strongest Man 2017
LadyLurkingham
ThisIsntMyActualName
Welcome to skid-mark central
MAN9000
Now that we own a $35 bidet kit off Amazon, my skid mark days are over.... except for business trips when I'm forced to use paper (GASP).
AbstractArtemis
smarlese
I can’t stand fabric in by Burt heels. Idk now women do it. It’s so uncomfortable.
WilliamHuskerAdama
Almost as uncomfortable as reading this sentence.
smarlese
HHahahaha
natachan
He showed the real struggle getting into tight leggings
Lowland
Big dude has friendly face
flarflarf
im gonna go with the first lady, but both competitors deserve recognition
demosteness
Definitely second lady needs recognition
TheOnePristineMonk
She poops from there!
StealthDancer
That music was way louder than expected, startled the hell out of me.
a2s2020
High definition
datphone777365
hankhillsass.gif
gtotherizzle
That's a big dude
EatsBees
id smash both. im all about nice asses and beefy people with tats
WhiteKenny
I kinda prefer the initial look, before she adjusts them...
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
It looks kinda.tacky after
ThePastmaster
IF she wants people to look at her ass it's up to her. *Shrugs*
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
I didn't say she couldn't . I just find it gross
ThePastmaster
Aye.
Monocular0
The first one at least looks like she’s wearing clothes. The “hack” makes it look painted on. Which I guess is what she’s going for.
TrowelAndError
My first thought was it’s going to show butt sweat quickly, however, to each their own.
zsazsazsazsa
I mean he did achieve that “pay attention to my testicles” look
theplagiarist
the ol moose knuckle
IrrelevantHandle
I'm pretty sure his failing is that he's wearing underwear
jjw9
That’s Eddie Hall … who pulled a world record 1102 lb. / 500 kg. deadlift in 2017!
embeddedinrealityviaQED
Now he gets to randomly accused girls in the gym for staring at him.
kahooki
Eddie Fucking Hall. Truly living up to the "beast"-tag.
Ste505
Eddie Ball
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
Can't look away once you see it. Them's the rules
MyWifiHatesMe
Even his scrotum dead lifts.
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boiphamet
Gonna tell my wife this
SuckAFuck
What, yours doesn't?
SlasherQuan
I was certain it was going to be the girl but he rocked the hell out of those leggings.
DustBunny99
Yeah for a dude that clearly doesn't skip leg day he has no butt... What hope is there for the rest of us assless?
strangeassfiction
Ngl, I was disappointed when he turned around… I had hoped for something to hold on to…
OverMyDadBody
Depends on which-part-of-leg day it was.
bullshitticus
he doesn't skip any day! that's Eddie Hall, he won world's strongest man in 2017.
zanaria
What's the hack? How to give yourself a wedgie?
Misteree8
How to boost your self-confidence by showing off your camel toe and ass crack to the world.
yepitspuck
How to CORRECTLY give yourself a wedgie so that everyone can admire your self wedgie skills on instagram
CharlieandOliver
I prefer using a dryer sheet for my wedgie so my farts smell like freshly folded laundry
ConfettiPanda
kebabpipe
A fashion wedgie
jrayflo
I feel like i missed something cause i try to avoid wedgies in those pants the entire time at the gym
cyllan
How to achieve a yeast infection
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Idk..it looks hotter before hand imo.
WhichIsIt
They actually have pants cut to do this automatically so this is a way to achieve the look with normal ones.
idownvoteplottwist
I've seen people with those... beautiful.
Copperbrat
Yep. When I was a teen back in the dark ages (70s), Wrangler women's hopsacks had a cutting rise - they were called wedgies. Very popular >
Copperbrat
with horse girls.
JiffyGee
CreepyPhlox
I haaate this trend right now. Women at gyms always have a wedgie up their ass crack to “show off butt”. I’m a lady and it is so annoying!
Mahzarin
Honestly I'm against how we are hyper-sexualized and now expected to flaunt our bodies to succeed in our society. Photoshop beauty standards
WeatherWiz
And these are the same people who complain about guys staring at them when they work out.
baldewok
Show off? I thought you were doing it for yourselves! My childhood is ruined.
Catitapillar
Why would you contribute to your own oppression as a woman with internalized misogyny toward other women?
WeatherWiz
What is she being oppressed by? Not wanting to pull up her leggings to accentuate a butt crack? Lmao
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ScottSteinerMaths
You went off huh?
CreepyPhlox
Because I know it’s uncomfortable and they’re only doing it to make their butt more pronounced which is the whole point of the video.
RedAppleSoda
Omg, right? It’s the worst! Which gym though? How can we avoid that specific gym where it happens all the time?
Layloe
JustJoe2047
Let me know so I can super avoid so hard as well
VisualRituals
Oh fuck am I avoiding the fuck out of that fucking plaaaa...ce
Misteree8
This trend? I mean cant say we shouldnt have seen it coming. Prior to this it was g-strings, prior that thing bikini, before that the bikini
Misteree8
2/before that, short shorts. All for women liberation. But i wish not at the cost of this shallow; let me show off my goods to the world for
Misteree8
3/for internet points.
electrickettle
Why do you care? I (lady) go to a gym with good-looking, sexy women as well, but I don't find it annoying or feel the need to put them down.
yallmfsneedjesus
Because it promotes unwanted attention from men. 'Some' women are desparate for attention and do shit like this or work out half naked so
yallmfsneedjesus
..that men look at them. It inadvertently tells men its fibe to stare at and oofle women. Its literally the opposite of "empowerment"
electrickettle
I don't think this is true at all, and I find it pretty sad that you feel the need to call women desparate if they want to look sexy.
SnakuPlisskin
Could just be those particular women enjoy the stares. If they enjoy that kind of attention, let them.
Cargobiker530
As a dude I honestly did not know that's how they got into those leggings. Dang.
Shawnthegirl
They also make leggings with a bunched booth seam so you don't have to do all that.
Shawnthegirl
Booty. A bunched booty seam. Thank you autocorrect.
MoxieCat17
As a woman who wears leggings constantly, I also didn't know that you had to karate chop your crack to look like an influencer
DavidShipway
That's just for the video. Normally you put them on over your head and pull down
Seniliini
As a dudette I didn’t either?
Twrecks123
Less about “getting into those leggings” and more about getting the leggings to make your butt look better.
NayaTaylor
I thought it was about feeding your b hole nylon
WilliamHuskerAdama
By shoving it all the way into your rectum.
PballQhead
Yeah, my wife wears mostly leggings/yoga pants and she usually just…puts them on
narniasreal
But I wonder, isn't it uncomfortable to have it up your crack while working out?
grandfalloon
I can't speak to that exactly, but I definitely try to keep things snug to prevent thigh rub. Not quite in my crack, though.
Heninthefoxden
great question, the answer is no because you already have a thong up there at the point.
WilliamHuskerAdama
If you work out in a thong and leggings pulled up your crack, you are doing it for the attention, not the workout.
BijouGreenBirdie
The whole point is, you didn't start the workout wearing a thong.
iwishicouldthinkofausernamebuticant
Why not both?
Sironagold
I just find it's better than my butt sweating through 2 layers tbh, but I exercise at home 90% of the time
narniasreal
Or you want to work out but ALSO want to look sexy. Same reason I work out in a tank top. It's mostly for me, but also for the ladies.
narniasreal
Follow up question: isn't working out with a thong up your crack uncomfortable?
Heninthefoxden
Eh, no more or less so than wearing it normally.
Sironagold
I do it? it's comfier than sweating through 2 layers of clothing, but it does sometimes chafe if your underwear's too small
CreepyPhlox
Yes to both questions and don’t let these attention whores tell you otherwise. Source: I’m a lady who tried to work out with a thong *once*.
bamblebimble
But do you normally wear a thong comfortably?
Sironagold
Another bombshell then: We sometimes use transpore tape to shape our boobs and butts. And sometimes hide other things...
NivalisAngelus
Penis too big huh?
sharievan
Tucking, and don't forget to push your balls into your body before you tuck.
Sironagold
You try hiding anything in fabric that thin! or a swimsuit! or wearing a thong without tape...
NivalisAngelus
Just tell people it's where you keep your emergency salami.
Sironagold
hehehehe... the secret is the first few times you go to the gym, tuck, but put a pull stick of chorizo down your pants for when someone asks
SithElephant
FrozenMojo
The hiding part sounds... Uncomfortable.
Sironagold
You get used to it, and it's better than not being able to wear leggings outside!
Seniliini
What?! Stupid question here:Do you mean you tape the vagina? Like..over or under the underware..? For leggins? Is this really a thing?
Sironagold
Well, ah... look, some women come with a little more to hide than others, and I'll leave it at that.
Ayecantread
It's been hand waved away as you get used to it, but when I tried it with my modest gear it was too intense. More power to the queens...
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Sironagold
Yeah, tape leaves less evidence than a gaff, and is more effective than bare tucking.
FrozenMojo
ZJs
kingkongkeom
I have not the slightest idea what that could mean
tzap
It's obviously https://www.zjs-online.com/index.php - The journal for legal studies.
RAJrios
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
JollyJokzr
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ZJ Still don't know
hnngh
Homeboy needs to do some deep lunges, he got that propane booty.
MCpeepantz
He calls the back of your moms throat "deep lunges", and has at least one tip for her.
YouCantSpellSlaughterWithoutLaughter
That propane booty squats 350kg for reps
Shoki6458
That man was the first to deadlift 500kg
crushingbore
I do that every morning by getting out of bed.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Awomdy
That dude has buns of heaven, they just look small compared to the rest of him.
EaNasirIsABastard
I'm glad you are here to give him some workout tips.
lostlittletimeonthis
He has no ass Carl, no ass
pandajack
TIL propane booty is describing the butt of the character Hank Hill from some cartoon.
whitey211
Came here to see everyone tell you who this is.
UnrealisticToad
https://i.imgur.com/tYRCASJ
TheCHIinChicago
And propane booty accessories?
AdventureBat
ThatBobbyG
That’s top 3 strongest guys in the world haha
DancingPanther
This is peak internet
Darkspire
World's strongest man should work out. Yup.
Anonawesome
Please don't delete this stupid fucking comment because I need to link to it every time someone is confused about what "mansplaining" is.
Anonawesome
Haha I love how angry you morons get whenever someone says one of the trigger words.
DwightLikesManMeat
If by propane booty you mean each cheek is a propane tank. Eddie Hall is 6’3 360+ and a hell of a strength competitor.
Giantmutantcrab
That's just because he's a very large individual. In reality that ass could probably stop a moving car. Guy is built like a fire hydrant.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I'd watch him stop a car with his butt, I'd definitely watch that.
RoodKontjeAapje
If lifting what he does and weighing as much as him doesn't help, only implants will.
Gofdunk
And propane accessories booty
Batkhaan
Eddie lifted half a metric ton, tf u on about deep lunges LMAO
Wolfdens
Homeboy is the former World's strongest man Eddie Hall.
DriveByShitting
He know how to lift
Kazooski
Why did I know exactly what you meant? It's 8am, I've had enough internet for today.
SwagicalYololord
You’re talking about one of the all-around strongest people on the entire planet lol.
HamSlamwich
Can you imagine sitting behind a keyboard and telling the world's strongest man which exercises he should be doing...some people man
CheeseborgarSoop
One of the strongest men in the world. lol
Breyers101
Eddie Hall, World's Strongest Man 2017. He could probably take some workout advice from you. Any other words of wisdom to help him improve?
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
He knows more than you
Talligan
Classic internet commenter, telling the world's strongest man not to skip leg day lol
SacrificialClam
Youre gunna look SO FOOLISH when you find out Hnngh is just a pair of hugely musclar legs with a brain.
hnngh
MaxIn
Its glute day not leg day
Talligan
Depends on how much you focus on compound Vs isolation lifts
Batkhaan
Eddie deadlifted half a metric ton, he doesnt skip anything bro
Eddi3v
Dude that's Eddie hall, worlds strongest man 2017. That booty is mighty!
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
Still got his ass kicked by thor tho
Damicske
What about the transformation to boxer vs thor xD
Misteree8
So, that booty is all beast no beau-ooty?
IJustWantToKnowYouAreOK
You win! This is just golden
VodkaReindeer
So what's your saying is that the competition needs an even that requires glutes?
hhggg3000
He held the world record for deadlift at 500kg. His glutes are plenty strong…
LegosBearsAndSex
Dayummmm. On behalf of all women, just like how men like boobs, no matter how big or small, men are great, in every size. He's a snack!!! :)
NotaCPA
I like Legos, I like sex, I'm pretty sure we don't like the same kind of bears
LegosBearsAndSex
In this case I legit mean the woodland creature kind hahaha. I've learned recently that it's a nickname for large hairy men who like men.
NotaCPA
Recently? I remember learning about them in grade 9 science class 25 years ago. With pur teacher exclaiming "That's not a bear!" Doing 2
NivalisAngelus
Girl, he ain't no snack. He's a whole meal and you're gonna be eating leftovers for a week.
Buttercupsbaby
Yes, please .
LegosBearsAndSex
That's my plan ;)
NivalisAngelus
Lad's the human version of breaking out the casserole pot.
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Bruh, he had been crowned as one of the strongest men in the world. Saw him on YouTube challenged by a rock climber.
SwagicalYololord
Magnus is great and Eddie was surprisingly good at climbing given how impossible it is with his build.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Challenged to do what?
FegNiwtons
Just generally. That rock climber was a real asshole
MalePerson
Parcheesi
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Rock climbing. To see if pure strength beats method. Actually rather wholesome how they compliment each others strengths.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
I'm guessing the rock climber was better at it but that does sound wholesome I'll check it out thanks
MrE158
Yes, Eddie's far to heavy for even his own massive strength - but he did a lot better than expected.
icecubesonmyscrotum
Magnus's video (the climber): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxhwnGBlsLs
esomeone1712
Magnus is pretty wholesome and they've done friendly grip strength competitions together as well, which Eddie rocks at