HorrorMango
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Slippy Sauce: https://www.threads.com/@thetnholler/post/DTYgyKKkYEJ
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE leave the sound on!
Jan 11, 2026 10:25 PM
HorrorMango
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Slippy Sauce: https://www.threads.com/@thetnholler/post/DTYgyKKkYEJ
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE leave the sound on!
pinkmansaidthebest
That just shows the intelligence of this person.
voicefromthepast
manditoryusername
That head snap *chefs kiss* dude just about KOd himself
WhatUpDog3000
He may have just achieved every civil servant's dream - disability!
wadatahmydamie
Until he finds out what civil servants get when they’re not useful to the regime any more
slugworth70
Butt hurt
cytherians
psstuphere
Almost as embarrassing as shooting someone in the face
veronicablood
FAT MAN DOWN!!!
RiotousSinner
"That road is antifa!"
- Maga, probably.
laner7112000
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWI4b3kzejZqbDRtMDdvZGk3NDJka3hhdm93dmNyY3l6dm5jYXE0bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq/200w.webp
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Are they so stupid they don't know ice is slippery?
torquebar
IDF training, they know no snow
RoxJedi
Hopefully he got a concussion
Snooj
Oh, he MAD.
activeracer28
As funny as it is, you just know he'll report it as an attack.
We just learned that they even with multiple angles and witnesses, they will still lie.
DamnedIfYouDo
But then it's ice attacking ice...
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Welcome to Minnesota fuckstick
PutItInNeutral
If only someone pelted him in the face with a snowball the moment he fell down.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Klearly Keystone Kops
fuehrSleepVoter
Then he retreats to nurse his wounds. Someone should have kneed him in the back, drag him around and cuff him. That's not nice of me although I have seen them do it.
Hexidimentional
so what you're telling me is wear soccer cleats and then just run full speed down an icy patch
manditoryusername
Soccer cleats would be a nightmare. Use yak tracks or studded trail run shoes and yeet yourself down that black ice.
shitheadtookmyname
Or just stand on ice and goad them. Loser was obviously trying to charge the cameraman.
TheEarlofSardonia
Whatever you do, don't tell them about Yak Trax
neverhappytoasterdog
I just got some. Game changer!
NorrinxRadd
I love this, I hope the next one smashes his skull open.
IcyLucario
Legitimately, laughing and calling them pussies is probably the second most effective thing you can do. Save for putting them in the ground. They want to feel like a tough guy, to stroke their ego. But they know they're weak spineless bullies. Remind them.
kJerAFK
There's no shame in throwing a rock while their head is turned, don't get caught.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That was satisfying.
ReallyOG
It was still a more successful pull up attempt than Hagsbreath tho…
Itscalledart
Got to watch out for that black ice.
Itscalledart
Incase my joke is not taken well - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM
BananaForScaIe
He squanched it.
cytherians
4Astaroth
I guess they will try to detain the weather next.
StudioDerpster
Anyone who hasn't lived in a clime like this has no fucking clue how to move on frozen water. And they have no clue that they have no clue, because they see the locals seem to manage. Get em to chase you onto a skating rink and you could run circles around them.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Would have been even more satisfying with a larger impact.
BigHeadWeb
He racked the back of his head. You can hear it, and then you can see it when he takes those first couple of steps. Enjoy your TBI, brownshirt!
Grimlinnan
concussion maybe brain damage?
UnderpantsWithPockets
Not much there to damage to begin with
muliphen
hopefully at minimum
mjperk
They all have brain damage without even falling.
stukajr
would anyone be able to tell the difference, before and after?
DeVleermuis
I believe the photographer is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and this is the photo of the fall.
Bigblackdick69
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N3YydDZ4ZDQ1ZGVwM281bGtvNHZzOGM5aDNuMm14NWpiZGhicnMyeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/0MHgWp8xxjdd0TW0n6/200w.webp
itsokimaussie
BlueDsc
Got pretty close to pokin an eye out. Shame it didn't connect.
HollaAtchaKoi
I wonder if that's before or after his head hit the ground.
brownribbon
This is better than porn
kittyfajitas
I hope they have back pain for the rest of their lives.
Abomb914
More like CTE after bouncing his head off the street.
ProjectDA
you think theres anything in there to hurt? now his tail bone, oh i hope that scattered.
cmdshift3
As long as the worker’s comp doesn’t come out of our taxes
yamamasyamaha
It will
yamamasyamaha
He smacked his head on the ice - he could have a concussion, a brain bleed, a fractured skull
iamthemurray
One can hope
RandomGuy12345678910
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZzQ1d25md2p1MzRpanhnencwM2ZldjM5djZ6cjRiMnkwdTBjM3hybSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB/200w.webp
itsmurdernotmuckduck
What a shame. Anyway…
shawns11385772
Here's hoping all three.
yamamasyamaha
A boy can dream