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Hey, kids! I'm the Imguraffe, and I'm here today to tell you some facts about giraffes.
Back in 2012, Imgurians dubbed the Imguraffe our official mascot, and since then we've had a special affinity for these majestic, long-necked beasts. I come to embarrass myself (or, stick my neck out, if you will) on the Internet today to share some fun facts about giraffes on World Giraffe Day.
Fact #1: Giraffes are the world's tallest mammal, thanks to their long necks and towering legs.
A giraffe's legs alone are taller than many humans—about 6 feet.
Fact #2: Giraffes are herbivores, which means they eat only plants.
Their long necks allow them to reach leaves, buds and branches high up in mimosa and acacia trees. They can eat hundreds of pounds of leaves per week.
Fact #3: Giraffes give birth standing up.
The female giraffe is a cow, the male is a bull and the baby is a calf. The cow gives birth to the calf standing up. Yes, the baby takes quite a tumble at birth, which helps break the amniotic sac.
Fact #4: All my friends are dead.
Giraffes are facing a "silent extinction." Fifteen years ago there were thought to be around 150,000 giraffes in the wild, but since then numbers have slumped due to habitat loss and poaching. There are now just about 90,000 giraffes still roaming the African plains.
For more information and to learn how you can help, check out the World Giraffe Fund. They're really great! https://giraffeconservation.org/
That's all, folks!
You now know basically everything about giraffes, right? :D
Feel free to share more facts, Imguraffe recreations, or adorable giraffe images in the World Giraffe Day topic: http://imgur.com/topic/world_giraffe_day
DunderGifflin
Giraffes have one of the shortest sleep cycles, they only spend 10 min - 2 hrs sleeping per day. Also true of your typical Imgurian!
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
iidosee
fulminatrix
I wish that was longer. Does he get the butterfly???
annoyingjoe
http://imgur.com/RTZXmx5
Girthalot
GeneralLowselFesteem
Nice one @Sarah, drinking on the job.
NarcissusInc
SugartinBadEnglish
This the only way any cam convince me. And you just have, where I put all my money?
JermZzZz1
thefuck?
PilotPirx
But why is it pronounced jiraffe?
TheGirafe
Why is it pronounced gihf?
mmaatt8
poobacca
Fact #5: Giraffes will often climb trees to escape predators.
Alighierian
"Carol, get down here. The mouse is gone." "NO, HAROLD! I WILL NOT COME DOWN UNTIL I SEE PROOF IT'S DEAD! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!"
iurimc1618
I honestly don't know if you're joking.
redstoneage
Ièm glad Ièm not the only one
myr14d
Sarah: So... what's on my docket for today... ah! right, Dressing as giraffe and doing giraffe things. God I love my job.
Angbadang
Still better than the Ubisoft conference.
ringox
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xft1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/1171827_1652319178370200_1208026019_n.jpg
DrAnusMcFinger
I like the fact that she has finally lost the plot
goldenretrievers
Can confirm
peppercookies
Imgur offices today
CleverUsernameNotTaken
what is this from?
PaprikaSix
Pretty sure it's from real life
CleverUsernameNotTaken
true.
EricND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPrWo5pEvyk
Sharecrow
This kinda made me cringe a little bit.
snoopybbt
Now I want to work at imgur... Do you take remote interns ? @sarah pls
clementiny
This makes me so happy! :D
FrancieHanan11
Imagine humans doing the same..
TheFaceOfDave
Giraffe's have the same amount of vertebrae as humans.
PQTANLINDA
http://imgur.com/APpHVJG
CardboardPizzas
This is so cheesy but so brilliant and I love it thank you sarah!
Tuytle
StorageB
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Phoenalix
I think I'm tripping but does anyone else see Sarah in a giraffe costume
NorrtheNortherner
@sarah today in the imgur office https://media0.giphy.com/media/mECH69CAlhJ04/giphy.gif
orangeisthenewbasic
wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub
CatlitterDaily
https://imgur.com/uZnjd
edimshuffling
Those giraffes were hitting each other to the beat of the song i was listening to
classybitch23
That's how they fight. You want the imgur office to engage in battle?
CasualAtlas
Of course we do.
NorrtheNortherner
@sarah, this person has given a golden idea
JakeHawke
http://img06.deviantart.net/c4ec/i/2014/316/d/8/giraffe_fencing_by_lhanttsz-d868w84.png
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Goku2012
On a scale of 1 to "folding a fitted sheet", how bunched are your panties right now?
markansmeer
Tell me more about how you became a vegan, and don't leave out the cross fit part
Goku2012
Hold on, they're "smoking" their vape.
JayKaySC
It's a fight about territory, the combatants might get hurt or fall unconscious, but it's rare for Giraffes to die in territorial combat.
BillyIsBest
Territory specifically. Here you go ;)
thespottedbunny
RIP Basil Fawlty
kodermike
Luckily, he was returned to my desk with the picture intact. Long live Basil.
da3796
With a 21" tongue a giraffe can clean it's ears http://imgur.com/obftGEJ.jpg
UhOhImAnOreo
Orrrrrr.
docmuteki
:D
dkd1234
IDontKnowHowToHuman
SO THAT'S WHY SHE DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! It all makes sense now.
perfectoon0901
@Sarah are you gonna wear that costume to Camp Imgur this year? ...there is going to be a Camp this year...right?
CynicalClinicalWalrus
Is this where I sign up?
markansmeer
No, this is Patrick.
letmeupvoteyou
Is markansmeer an instrument?
markansmeer
Nope, it's German and stands for (my name Mark can be pronounced as 'Mag' , meaning 'wants to') : Wants to go to the sea.
kantackistan
As sad as I am to say, camp 2015 was announced around February. If we haven't heard anything by this point, I doubt there's one this year.
plusoneforyou
hey kantackistan! how are the drawings going?
kantackistan
Going great! Tomorrow I'm doing an AMA where Carl and Dave will be answering every question in comic-form. Should be good!
HogwartsToiletSeat
OMG REALLY
kantackistan
11 AM PST to 1 AM PST on community.imgur.com - No idea how long it'll take to complete all the responses but I'll do my best to be fast!
plusoneforyou
wth tag me in it or hopefully I can find it in users in when there aren't a billion questions being asked to them
kantackistan
If I forget it should be the newest topic in this category: https://community.imgur.com/c/meta/q-as (After 11 AM PST)
Thund3rbolt
How I feel about World Giraffe Day!
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NiteFury
My pet rats used to do this they were awesome!!
KatCatKittyKatCat
DunderGifflin
Hurray it's World Giraffe Day!
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Thund3rbolt
@natsdorf - D'awwwww... you are without a doubt the king of cute on Imgur bro!
DunderGifflin
Aww shucks. Come here you
v You @thund3rbolt are king of all radical Imgur gifs! :D
IDontKnowHowToHuman
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Notouchingofthehairorface
I miss these commercials, they were awesome!
thekeyislost
you legend. how many points do you have?
wski
TunaFriendlyPerson
Isn't that the guy from sons of anarchy?
docmuteki
What's the source of this - anyone an idea? THX
chickachickaboomboomvroom
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA
pineapplepuppy
https://youtu.be/rkB9OT2XVvA
docmuteki
Thank you, MVimgurian!
sarah
My feelings exactly.
LoudredBragg
/a/QL5WS <3
FightMeMrTusk
Favorites folders for all my porn sarah pls
CalicoGiant
imatubejunkie
@Sarah anyone ever tell you that you look like Julia Roberts? And it's not just the outfit and long legs. Til sarah is pretty.
redstoneage
@Sarah has anyone ever told you that you look like Weird AL? It's not just the outfit and long legs. TIL Sarah is pretty
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VigorousWhale
@cera pls
SuperEliteNerdDoesNothingUntilDogEatsSofa
@weirdAl pls
DerpyDuck1
XD