Men only want one thing and it’s … kind of delicious

Jun 26, 2026 4:57 AM

Huor

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Pefection.gif I just cooked and ate my meat too

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So visceral...unnnngggghh.

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For rural households, the chicken was a vital economic asset. Hens were kept primarily for egg production rather than meat, as they supplemented a largely cereal-based diet. Chickens were only consumed during special holidays or festive occasions. Because early medieval chickens were relatively small and scrappy, they were rarely just roasted whole . Instead, they were frequently boiled, shredded, pounded into pastes, or baked into pies .

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at this prick, must be the kings son, whole chicken all to himself

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

OP -" I'm spicing up my simple dinner with my imagination"

Comments -" you're doing it wrong, the water is wrong, the sandwich is wrong, in 1499 the council of rotisserie chicken didn't exist, that's the wrong kind of wood, there would be some insects and rat droppings in the bread"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slower, you slut

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need some beer. Medieval water wasn't generally something you wanted to drink.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You guys have bread?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

as a kid went on a field trip to medieval times theme park, while eating delicious chicken i was half convinced someone was about to die lol

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some days I like to think I can find a rotisserie chicken at the grocery store that isn't overcooked and dry as a bone.

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Who are you kidding a midieval pesant didnt have to work nearly as much as you to make it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, look... medieval peasants existed from the late 5th century until about 1500. The sandwich wasn't invented until 1762. So either alternate bites of bread and chicken like a real medieval peasant would or sandwich it up like the entitled aristocrat that you seem to be with your clean, manicured hands, smooth, varnished table, and silver candlestick holder.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure "stick something between two pieces of bread" is significantly older than that fucking Earl.

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That said, AFAIK the earliest reference to something functionally resembling a sandwich ("meat-and-bread" IIRC) in European period sources is from the 16th Century.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A peasant? Eating off a wooden plate? Get fucked, where's your trencher you bougie fuck?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, execpt that chicken and bread would have been wheat gruel with sparten vegetables

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't get me started on movies and TV shows where medieval peasants eat potatoes, tomatoes, orange carrots ( they were white or purple ) , mangetout, oranges, maize, squash, pumpkins and blueberries.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eating a turkey leg so i feel like a medieval king

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pheasant.

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That's some pretty clear water.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Is....is your water not clear?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Peasants had clean water, the idea of them being muck dwellers is mostly a myth

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It's still not like that was the norm. There's a reason why in some parts of the world people had a right(!) to 2 liters of beer a day. Because that was cleaner/more hygienic than just water.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No, that's a myth too. We have records of harsh punishments for people who messed with drinking water, as well as records detailing how to keep their drinking water clean. They knew how to get clean groundwater, and they knew how to get rid of parasites and whatnot in water. It had absolutely had nothing to do with beer being safer to drink because of dirty water, and had more to do with how other stuff just tasted better. That, and water was seen as a drink for the poor, because it's free.

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Yes, but this was typically what would be later known as a light beer; which is even closer to water than American beer. In fact, it's pretty close to what would be classed as a non-alcoholic beer today. Enough to disinfect, not enough to get fucked up on.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I think the "boil as part of brewing" is what did most of the desinfecting.

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