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Sep 20, 2025 6:56 PM
GregorMadnill
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Munchman347
'And give a great sigh of relief knowing that Chucky Littleface won't be on this flight, for some reason...'
anitabieror6
if I get on a plane and see a black pilot im gonna say why is the cockpit open? its supposed to be locked
spiritplumber
Meanwhile we have DUI hires at Health and Defense
CoarseAndSalty
If I get on a plane and see a black pilot I'm going to realize that not only have I not passed the rigorous and ongoing training needed to fly a passenger jet, but I don't even have the eyesight to be put into consideration. But at least, unlike Charlie Kirk, I'm not disqualified because I bullied people until one of them shot me dead.
PlausibleLies
If I get on a plane and I see a Black pilot, I'm going to be very annoyed because I'll have no idea how the fuck I got to the cockpit instead of my seat way in the back.
kaosis
I'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means the company isn't run by rhesus monkeys who are trying to figure out how to turn racism into profits like medieval alchemists trying to turn lead into gold.
graehall
Sorry @OP, you've already been fired for posting this instead of respectfully mourning Charlie Kirk and his racism
chrispisme
It’s not the color that concerns me but the age, I work with some young pilots they scare the bjeezzus outa me
Detacheddavid
Do you look at this photo and you see a Black pilot? You might be sexist or ageist. Because I see two Black pilots.
imnotfeelingcleverrightnow
Ok but why are they holding hands? And why in such a weird way?
Kiirdel
It is such a frustrating fundamental misunderstanding (sometimes purposefully misunderstood, sometimes fell for a lie) that DEI takes unqualified people and uses them. The unqualified people get weeded out in a much earlier stage. I'll also note that very nearly 100% of people upset at DEI are just fine with people with not experience at all being given high ranking jobs by the president. It makes me somewhat suspect of the sincerity of their beliefs. If only there were another motive (lol).
TheJuiceLoosener
Or maybe I'll be relieved because a quick glance at the Hall of Fame lists on any number of professional sports indicates that black people have amazing hand-eye coordination, twitch reflexes, etc.
sneakypoo
I don't think I've ever actually been able to catch a look at the pilots. For all I know they might've been dogs in trench coats.
sadurdaynight
you're supposed to read the quote from the perspective of a terrorist taking over a plane. /s
Areliae
In which case they would've had to overcome even more obstacles.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldjd1aXl6OWUzd2tid2l4dDRjcTcza2x6eDBzaXdnZzc0d2hhZ2FndCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4BtenTYxs8q76/200w.mp4
andaraven
They are, by and large, white or Asian men.
orngeturtl
No rules say dogs can’t be pilots https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcnc2bDllcWs5Mjh0dzJhajZiMXMzOWg4bW5lMzRkdnVmbmc0Z3pzdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JOjumF8rHUHINyKObk/200w.mp4
Firestar002
Better than 3 Kea in a Trenchcoat.
Mithi
No squirrels at 30,000 feet, so now worries.
MissKalanek
What about this guy?
malbec
That’s how I wanna die!
MrPappagiorgioFromYuma
They often are.
mikeatike
Not since 2001.
mikeatike
Err, I mean being able to see the pilots. For all I know they are dogs in trenchcoats. Maybe thats why they close the door, so the dogs can take off the coats and be more comfortable.
BenjyX55
The worst flight I was ever on had a black person in the cockpit, though he wasn't the pilot. Just a navigator, I think. Also he looked a lot like a famous NBA player. Anyway, that's why I never order fish on an airplane.
stoots24
Rovylern
iShadows
Shirley you must be kidding.
MarcUK
Don't call me Shirley!
L4dead2
He’s serious
MarcUK
GiantFlyingLabia
He was the copilot actually. Roger Murdock.
stoots24
Roger. Over.
GiantFlyingLabia
What’s the air vector, Victor? What’s the clearance, Clarence?
stoots24
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
GiantFlyingLabia
Do you like to hang around gymnasiums?
myscaleisntaccurate
He doesn’t work hard enough on defense.
MileHighMoose
The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!