Your Phone Is Like Your Drunk Friend

Jun 12, 2017 3:19 AM

tirisal2

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Congrats on the sex

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Das gay

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#1 rings close. I almost lost my phone at a hospital Saturday night. Thank the gods I found it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote, except that im that drunk friend...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet the greenshirt is hiding something under the blanket

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

I'm 99.99% sure that this is more than just friends.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't gay unless balls touch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One you look at when youre jerking off and the others a phone

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How insecure are y'all yelling gay? You outa be able to sleep in bed with a buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And nobody comments in the fact that we treat our phones like our friends? Shit's not normal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Phones are more valuable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It got super gay super quick. Not the shift in direction I expected but none the less it's the shift in direction I got

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 12

Too bad they don't make an Otterbox for drunks

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You might be onto something there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No fucking way I'm having my drunk friend in my bed with me. He gets the floor with a bucket and a blankey.

9 years ago | Likes 751 Dislikes 2

Good on you with the blanket action! Noone likes to use couch cushions or throw rugs as one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah...it went a little Cosby at the end

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

That fucking scratchy blankie. The one everyone has yet No one buys.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those are the best when you wear them in

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ones that you don't notice until you wake up sober.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a roommate, and for awhile until we could afford a second bed, we slept in the same bed. I was the drunk roommate. Story time>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>one time I drank waaaaaay more than I usually do, and found the limits of my tolerance and pissed the bed. End of story. Short and sweet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have a double bed to myself so when me and my best mate went out drinking we both slept in it. Why would you make your friend 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sleep on a sofa when there's a perfectly good bed. This isn't primary school, not everything is "gay." 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have a queen and have shared it with friends of either gender. It's a bigass bed and all we're doin in it is sleeping. Maybe farting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1