Don't look up.

Jan 25, 2025 6:59 PM

SofisticatedPhalcon

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Clearly they want to use cocaine as an excuse to raise prices on cereal.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this made me want a bowl of frosted mini wheats. (the best cereal)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you live in Canada and want the more brightly colored loops, buy offbrand "Fruity O's".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait, the canadian version has cocaine?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's people like Ron Johnson that allowed these manufacturers to get away with these practices for decades. They've only recently been entertaining it because of the health nut wing of the Republican Party (think Alex Jones territory) have been talking about issues tangential to this. The question isn't them bringing awareness, it is "What are you going to DO about this?" My guess is very little or more "self regulation".

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“Overall, this research has revealed that sugar and sweet reward can not only substitute to addictive drugs, like cocaine, but can even be more rewarding and attractive.”

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23719144/

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Aaaaaand this is why there are always donuts at AA meetings. (Just a saying. Don't know if it's true. Never been to one.)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Aww - someone's been cutting my sugar with cocaine, this shit's hardly sweet at all

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean... I would prefer cocaine over sugar, yes

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Cocaine instead of sugar in cereal boxes?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carmine red natural dye is derived from crushed insects - some people have an allergic reaction to it when ingested

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian I noticed that Froot Loops are a more muted colour than they used to be. I figured it was because brighter colours came from more artificial chemicals and I guess this confirms that.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, that Canadian box has a lot more cereal in it than the American one.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Interesting to watch, wish it was a wee bit bigger as my old eyes are not great but apart from that, thanks OP.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck Ron Johnson. Whatever point he's trying to make us just posturing to make himself look important. He does give a single fuck about anything but his bank account.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Apparently the Canadian one taste better too, I haven’t had the American one so can’t confirm

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, look at the size of those bags, considering the boxes were the same size.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FRJ

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck Roe Jiden?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Wait, I can get cocaine instead of sugar. That will make the morning cup of coffee really great.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy you sure got em good with that sick burn, I'm sure pointing out their lies and doing nothing else will stop this any second now...any second. Really wish people would stop acting like this matters and start following Luigi's example and get out there and do something. For legal reasons I must insist this is a joke and that I have in no way committed any crimes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is really interesting. I feel like I’m missing out on a lot since the major news outlets either went full 88 or simply stopped doing even the most neutral of reporting.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Just as they would prefer cocaine to sugar." YYyyyyyyyyyyes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ron johnson is a world class piece of shit

2 years ago | Likes 295 Dislikes 2

*Galactic class* POS

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FRJ

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Russian asset. Spent the 4th in Russia

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I knew we were fucked when he beat Russ Feingold

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wisconsin seems very mid-west nice, but there are some serious problems there.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are a purple state. The gerrymandering makes it worse there but they DID vote for Ron. Very disappointing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck you, Ron Johnson.

2 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

I wasn't entirely shocked when he was reelected in 2022, considering the other guy's whole spiel was "my mom was a teacher and I know what groceries cost" instead of "my opponent is a documented Russian stooge."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes well, that is the democrats problem for the last 9 years at least, "oh we'll take the high road and pretend the other side is also playing by the rules, then jusy get demolished because of that"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dems are following the rulebook which the Reps tore up, burned, and shat on the ashes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Fuck Ron Johnson that Russian simp.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

concur

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

These people should watch the Food Wars videos on YouTube. Comparing the same products across the world might be an eye opener!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we’re putting cocaine back in coke?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't both produced by Kelloggs? If so, the problem is with regulations here in the U.S. I believe that the current administration want to get of regulation so that the people at the top can make even more money with even less need to worry about consequence. RFK Jr isn't going to do shit for Americans other than restrict our access to science-based health care.

2 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 4

Ya re RFuckheadKJr, I'm hoping the border isn't closed completely so I can go to Mexico to get my next Covid and flu shots

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, that is the point of these people. They are perfectly capable of producing it with other dyes, they do in the rest of the world.

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

whats real interesting is those dyes arent banned in Canada, so General Mills still uses them. But because theyre banned in other parts of the world Kelloggs doesnt, ad instead uses natural dye for the cereal in Canadas

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Many people would be weirded out by the bright colors. It doesn't registers as human food to me, more like a prop from a dystopian movie. Definitively would hesitate before feeding a dependable loved one with it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I don't think we even have the dyed cereal here in Sweden. I have a feeling it wouldn't have caught on, honestly. We have Frosties, Rice Krispies etc, but I've never seen Froot Loops.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The US has terrible food laws. Several types of preservatives and additives are banned in even China, but are legal here.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I feel that basically everything in the US is a problem of a system that turned more and more into a playground for the rich. Regulations mean jack shit if they get negated more and more every time those companies get richer and richer

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kelloggs in Canada doesn't own the government, yet.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Just wait until the conservatives win the next election ... Then businesses will own the government

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

A breakfast so bad that they have to add raisins in an attempt to make it better

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As with the first Trump Assministration, my bet is anything beneficial that might crimp corporate profits will get quickly tossed. Anything harmful that increases profits will get approved faster than shit through a goose.

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that'll be harmless by comparison to the other plans...putting corporate profits above well-being is something we are VERY used to in America.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, cocaine instead of sugar was an option!?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

It’s always an option. It’s a little more pricey but you won’t need to buy coffee any more

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Note: parents of small children aren't sure there's a difference

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It was, for Coca-Cola, until 1903...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wasn't so much an option - I don't believe there was a "without" before

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The problem with text comments is no one can hear the sarcastic smile in your voice when you post a comment. :/

But yeah, it wasn't that they were adding it, as it was that after 1903, they made an effort to keep it out, by using coca leaves that already had the cocaine extracted.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was sugar plus coke, they replaced the coke with caffeine which isnt much better

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, no, it's much better -- cocaine is addictive, but caffeine is only "habit-forming." /s

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had me in the first half not gonna lie lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of RFKs main things he's trying to do. Dude may have a brain room and a broken clock is right at least once a day kind of thing. But yeah all this type of shit needs to go. Also getting titanium out of milk.

2 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 13

Must have argued a lot with Drumpfs policy of allowing bpas back on products

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even Hitler banned lead from consumer products and asbestos from workplaces, ran anti-smoking campaigns, promoted breast cancer screenings, and passed the world's first environmental protection law as well as an animal protection act. Monsters can contain multitudes too. Doesn't even begin to make up for all the evil shit though.

2 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Yup. It’s important to remember the Nazis weren’t “all bad policies, all the time”; they had plenty of good policies…. for the people they liked, and absolutely horrendous policies for the people they didn’t like.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But that's big government regulations so Republicans won't seriously support any of it

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could I filter out enough Titanium to build my own SR71 Blackbird?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to say it but he is really the only one of Trump's picks that actually has a few good ideas. His anti vax stance is wack but he is actually right about a lot of other things for someone who eats roadkill.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 21

RFK Jr is directly responsible for getting Samoans to not vaccinate their children, leading to a measles outbreak that killed over 80 people, many more hospitalized, because the vaxx rate was down to almost 30%.

RFK Jr led the charge to lie to them and convince them to not vaccinate their children. And got paid over $1 million to do so, and later lied about making any money from doing so.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

You know the bar is low for Trump's cabinet when "he's been right at least once in his life" is seen as a positive

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Talk to me about raw milk and tell me that he has good ideas.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Yeah that's not one of them. I didn't say all good ideas. Where he misses, he misses hard.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Titanium in miilk huh-?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Titanium dioxide yes. Makes it whiter.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that need to be listed in the ingredients?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its not in all milk. And it should be listed but they fuck with ingredients like saying "natural flavoring" "spice mix" "preservatives" and what not without listing what it actually is.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The only ingredients I've ever seen in milk are milk and vitamin D. Where and what kind of milk has other ingredients?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's titanium in milk? Why?

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Titanium = strong so when kid drink it they get the strong too

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, gotcha. Kinda like when I sniff glue so I can stick to stuff and climb walls like Spiderman.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Precisely. The transmutive effect, as laid out by early alchemists, is why huffing gasoline make me go fast. It has nothing to do with enjoying huffing gasoline, which I can neither confirm nor deny.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Makes it whiter. They put titanium dioxide in poorer quality milk. Usually what's given to children in schools. Makes it look like whole milk.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Good to know.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BRO WTF I didn't know this.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Malk?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now with Vitamin R!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok, but any possible way that’s like saying omg they put chlorine in our food? NaCl

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Yes, in the sense that it's not titanium but titanium dioxide that is used as a white pigment.

Opinions vary on safety; the FDA says it's fine but the EU banned it in 2022 because of uncertainty about it's safety in the long term.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No not really. Its only there for color. Doesnt add any nutrition.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Shame, cos I'm pretty sure titanium bones would be stronger than bones made with boring old calcium

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the eu already banned it.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

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