IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
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Oct 18, 2017 12:42 AM
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
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Bleusandneenawww2s
This is pretty much the material for Big Mouth on nextflix, really funny and worth a watch for the Hormone Monster alone !
HerbSewell
Scumbag Richard?
LiveBackwards1911
Nothing more awkward than your girl bawling her eyes out but your boner is at attention the whole time.
SpringToMyWinter
I haven’t had this problem since high school. God, 10 years ago. I feel old.
ThatOneSceneInThatOneMovie
@Chocolateco0kie
Chocolateco0kie
For what you tell me those are SO accurate... LOL
angelsichor
Great concept for a meme. Image could be better.
humaneffigy
So could your mom.
Niddhoger
You forgot "Its presentation day in class, and the teacher will call you ANY SECOND NOW!" Raging Boner Party!
Bizarkly
Wrap it or fap it...
WereNotEvenBloodRelated
Oh you're in the house of worship of your respected religion, what's up bro.
luvas
Guilty. If you're within my desired age range you can't so much as touch me without me going into maximum overdrive.
Shoutrr
Wind ? hi there!
AceBandito
"Wow, this school trip to the Holocaust Museum is pretty moving. Oh no, penis, what are you doing?" -true story
Orangutangy
Don't worry OP, puberty doesn't last forever.
cunninglinguist85
While reading this “Oh come on!!”
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trappington
Remember when George Michael had his cousin, Maeby, sit on his lap?
mtallmen184
Once in 8th grade I was leaning against a wall in my gym shorts with a boner and my male friend walked by and brushed it with his thigh
Cravanicus
Co-Ed Military training courses. Constantly tired and in tight pants. Boners EVERYWHERE.
Incendor
THIS. I always wondered if it is normal to get a damn-i'm-sleepy-af-boner or what the heck is wrong with me... :D
Cravanicus
One of my Air Force instructors (I was Navy, all branch school) ALWAYS knew so he’d call on us to stand up and speak. Cheeky fuck lol
MRNate
Do you not know to just flex another muscle?
Falador
Psh. That worked for about a week. I then became accustomed to raging hard ons and flexing like two muscles.
PopTrogdor
Can we have one like "Get a boner sitting down at work. Doesn't do anything in bed with the wife?" Because that's real scumbag behaviour!
Coolbacca
This guy gets it!
Justanotheraveragejoe
When I finally give into it..
AnonOmis1000
I'm really really glad that isn't just me.
DaDisser
That reminds me. My gf in college, great girl, had learned her dad had cancer. SHe was heart broken and i was comforting her. Tears = boner
veelafleur
My ex always used to get a boner when I was crying. What the fuck is up with that??
Jimmygarn
We don't know! I guess it might be something about the vulnerability.
DaDisser
Its not on purpose, for me at least. I've never felt so ashamed of a boner. Maybe i found it cute, maybe i thought the vulnerability was...
Sionas
I feel like I will miss it when I get super old.
RenegadeSci
You always get mad at the boner until it stops showing up!
noodletree
narbs. No apparent reason boners
steve77777777
there's already a name and they're called rogue boners.
jpparkenbone
NSP has a funny song about it. No reason boner.
Iamingreatpain
I remember puberty.
Doomintroll
And I'm over 30 and still have these problems :/
mrducker
Learn to embrace them.
mrducker
Im closing in on 28. Boners everywhere.
LordJaharNarish
Go without sex for 3 years and this will apply again. (hashtag inmy30s)
Groose
23 year old virgin here, masterbating helps prevent this
adv0catus
27
spiritualbum
Lol I used to have a huge boner during school time
RayMC
Again, is this considered normal? Im a teen, & I get around 20 random, non-sexual boners per day. I thought it wasnt typical, even for teens
dijital101
Perfectly normal, learn to tuck it upwards.
mallarke
yeah, it's normal bud
laboon
Nah. You're good. That's pretty normal. Try to flex your leg muscles should help move some blood around.
shwat
Normal bro.. Fuckin random boners.. especially 1min before class ends..
Groose
What i would have given for a low number like that
drcurlyfat
Dude, all these people saying it’s just a puberty thing makes me think that I’m the one with the problem. I thought this was normal all ages
killernerd
25 yo, can confirm.
eadanke
I'm right there with you. 38 and I wouldn't leave the house in sweat pants unless you paid me.
valen00
I think what's being suggested is as you get older the frequency of spontaneous events should decrease.
LustrousShadow
I approve of this meme, but it needs to be clearer that the image is a boner and not something stuffed down the pants
NoCreativity3
Op has a small dill. Don't make fun.
LustrousShadow
There's nothing wrong with being smaller, but he needs to use a thinner material to show off the shape~
PudgyPinkiePie
I could always post a picture in skinny jeans provided i can squeeze my fat ass into a pair
LustrousShadow
Worst-case scenario, there's another bulge on the internet. I say go for it XD
PudgyPinkiePie
I was planning on dressing in drag for halloween, might do it then
UltimaCaitSith
"I mean, that could be something ELSE in his pants..." -World's #1 Nephew
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
Yeah, like, a dick.
LustrousShadow
Maybe if it were tenting a pair of shorts or something thinner than denim would work
trexchecks4
Do you want d pics? This is how you get D- pics.....
LustrousShadow
In my experience, people have been polite enough to ask first-- but yes <3
RayMC
This guys looks a lot like one our profs at school. Who is he?
trexchecks4
I don’t know, it’s just from the stockpile on the app.
stabbedintheface
#15yearoldlife
Dionysus187
Pretty sure i have a unusually active sex drive cause im this plus some more past 30.
AlaskanPipeliner1
I wish it stopped there. Awkward retail boner. Awkward long car ride while driving with family boner. Awkward church boner.
happytreeleaf
Awkward retail boner?
AlaskanPipeliner1
You ever work retail? The counter was crotchlevel and rubbed just right.
happytreeleaf
Nope. I thought maybe your were shopping with a girlfriend in the bra and panty section.
FlockOfSeagulls25
Who said church boners had to be awkward?
FrabjousCloak
Found the priest.
Tsuvaro
FUCKING GOLD
ThePerfectGif
I haven't had this issue since I was a teen. Do people really still deal with this in their adult lives?
MarshallCG
Not super often, but it happens
nclu
When I was 29 I dated someone ten years younger. Suddenly the problem came back
eadanke
38, still happens.
drcurlyfat
I didn’t think it was supposed to stop. I’m 36 and this is still a regular thing...
Liwithekaleontherocks
28 and still Going strong! :D
abdicus
At 32 I still get "sleepy boners," or erections when I'm overly tired. It's most likely from the same parasympathetic mechanism that 1/2
abdicus
gives men erections during REM sleep. Or similar to morning wood. Not a sexual urge. Kind of annoying if caught in an early morning meeting.
ThePerfectGif
Okay, so this I can relate to. I still occasionally get a sleepy boner, but has to be EXTREMELY little sleep, and usually coffee kills it.
RayMC
Wait, this is normal? That's great to hear! I have random, non-sexual boners at least 20 times a day, and I thought it was just me.
DaDisser
Thankfully its rare for me. SHit is annoying as fuck.
PhoenixQueenAzula
I don't pay too much attention except when its annoying like I'm tryna sleep or piss. I'm luckily(?) small enough it's not really noticeable
Daetur
You actually beat your meat until you finally beat your meat! (English is fun)
FishPotatoesOil
30 and still happens daily.
FriedMonkE92
Erectile dysfunction coming in quick for you
AndreTheHunter
AndreTheHunter
belselk77
I do. 26 years old.
Tsuvaro
Dang! I stopped around 19.
kopiovastaava
36, still do.
RepresentativeOfNorway
63, wish it still did :(
BamWizzlegig