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TheseusGames
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CoarseAndSalty
*puts down LEGO set I'm building* Now listen here you shit..
mustbethedragon
My kids hate it when I pronounce Zumiez as Zoom-ee-yay like it's French.
DurendaI
'Meinkraft' got me in trouble one time.
TippLite
My teenage son loves Tajín (Spanish pronunciation: [taˈxin]). I always pronounce it Tanjin (phonetically Tan-JIN). He hates it. I also would interrupt him with a snare sounds every time he would say "But um" in a conversation, it was like every other sentence.
Pheehelm
popejubal
This meatloaf is so fleek.
bigfootbound
I’m a teacher. I talk about Minecraft without creatures and the In game manual to help and none of my kids believe me.
OdinYggd
I was there. When Water and Lava were infinite and could drown an entire map. And a forest fire would crash the game. It was only 2011, yet it was so long ago.
Feralkyn
I had a friend who started a fire in one direction on our og vanilla world, pre-wolves, just after deserts were added iirc. It burned the forest and spread. Any time we tried to go that way, the fire would tick farther and lag us out very badly.
We just couldn't go that way anymore. Man was just chaos incarnate in EVERY game we played.
streetcatz
Im pretty sure your parents had the same idea when they named you
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Me 2024: talk about Minecraft mods, seeds and buildings tricks with my son
MrWobblyHead
*LEGO. Never pluralised. Always uppercase.
enderlord99
Wow. He described exactly what he was doing, while doing it, and you still fell for it.
enderlord99
or at least, fell for one of them.
slugworth70
Computer Lego's is an accurate description, for us old people.
DarkBusterBaron
It isn't there are numerous lego video games so it would be extremely inaccurate to lump Minecraft in with them.
billstranger
*Mindcraft
Yoganmahew
Ooh, not only an s, but an apostrophe too? You spoil us ambassadore!
vowofloudness
To be proper it should be "LEGO® Bricks" and include a standard disclaimer. https://www.lego.com/en-gb/legal/notices-and-policies/fair-play/
zombiebatman
I think you are thinking of Roadblocks
threeverse
Every console was dubbed "Nintendo" by the parents
FisheswithDynamite
I'm a 30 something year old and seeing mindcraft irrationally pisses me off too.
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
This may-may is groovy.
NickRivieraMD
pokey mans
EroticZombiePants
Works better if you put "the" first.
feryooday
my stepmom always says “pinkachu” and I drove me nuts. still does. SHE KNOWS
euphoricopportunity
That's "P!NKachu" to you!
popejubal
I asked my kid to teach me how to play pokey mans on the Intendo and they just about lost their damn mind.
Audasity
forkknife
trapdoorogre
For kids!
johnelway
Roadblox
TheEleventhHand
Pokemon, the Jamaican proctologist. And, if your waitperson thinks sommelier is a country in Africa, don't trust 'em on the wine!
EllisTomago
mindcraft
vicvalour
Why doesn't he know what anything is?
JohnBluehill
I should do this with my stepdaughter and see if she catches on 😂
WaitingForCoffee
mindcraft.
BossVarriack
mindcraft
crushingbore
https://youtu.be/OQuGEpICY2o?si=fBUXQnM_wI4DdGQX
BishlamekGurpgork
Oh, OP knows what they did.
trayal
Well after you're done playing it's Minedcraft, technically
FrigidNinja78
Minekampf
powwerbottom
echoawoo
OutlawGerman
Alistairetheblu
Not sure even Godwin would've predicted that comment.
RichardPotato
BishlamekGurpgork
Bag of nazi references: add them to any situation for instant hilarity!
Doesn't always work that way.
1KingKRool
They shoulda referenced that Vine if they were gonna go for it. -German boy opening (Christmas?) gift from grandpa- -the kid’s dad- “DAD, he sed MineCRAFT, not MeinKAMPF” -kid’s grandpa- “…oh…”
swedeonamoose
Computer LEGO* living next door to the Danes you learn really fast there is never legos, only LEGO
tecnaetium
I mangle the names of my son's school mates, on purpose, don't really know why
zalurker
Try getting song lyrics wrong on purpose. It drives them nuts. And fyi - it's Forknife.
somethingsomethingmcbob
When my daughter was in preschool, she was obsessed with My Little Pony. I would purposely say the pony names just slightly off, and she would get so adorably frustrated correcting me. Twilight Sprinkles, Rainbow Smash, Cutie Pies, Flutterfly, Apple Jax.
spooonsss
They grow up so fast, soon he'll be playing fork knife.
Rodville
My step dad used to say w250 instead of wd40. I used to think it was because he was an idiot. Maybe he was doing it on purpose.... Nah he was an idiot.
profcommie
Oh my kid is screwed. My wife and I find it funny to refer to the Nintendo switch as the game boy, and have been doing so since long before my daughter was born
75townecoupe
Minceraft.
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
Only real ones know
RedKoopa
Got 'em
YouRadicalizedMe
I. All "Roblox" Minecraft.. and then I laugh 3 seconds later... Good times
powwerbottom
I call it "robucks" and it Kills. Every. Time.
swatz
when pokemon go came out, i didn't know most of the pokemon and would say weird crap while my little boy would say NO DAD.. and tell me the names. I'd say OH.. a floppy fish.. (magikarp) and call them by their looks or whatever. After months of this he caught on and told me he knew i was messing with him. :D Was so much fun though.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Instant grams
Durgon8tr
my daughter goes off the rails when i call it "minecrap"
TylerD85
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Lol i kept saying Naruto wrong because my kids would get so mad.
FailureFactory
"Nalto"?
gnomedeplume
calling every other anime Naruto though
BossVarriack
My favorite episode of Naruto was when Luffy kicked Cells rear in while Aizen Sosuke cheered him on from the sidelines with Joey Wheeler and Brock. Though the next best was deffo when the fire ninja slayer natsu challenged Rias and Alucard to a duel and managed to keep them at bay for 23 episodes while alphonse beat the snot out of Eren Yeager in front of the board of directors for the Shidare snack company to prove Eren could sell the most snacks
Einstein9073
meh, your cartoons got too much yelling and not enough action. bugs bunny, now that's a good animu
Thrwthrwthrowaway
Call them cartoons.
Jimbo64
And call manga "funny books".
billstranger
Back'erds cahmics.
Ironferrox
Call them cartoons and when they get pissed point out that in Japan they call our cartoons anime
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Lmfao
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I call them "the Chinese cartoons" because it's wrong on multiple levels.
fractalsphere
'computer legos' is hilarious
boondoggle2025
Pokemen
nitemayr
It's literally how I described it way back in 2008 when it was lesser-known.
dspillett
How I described it when friends were playing it and describing it to me in the early days. Their reaction: “_exactly_, isn't it brilliant”?
Joylove
Probably upset because the plural of LEGO is LEGO.
micicle
LEGOS
spartanatreyu
Boo
WaffleProfessor2
I mean, it's not wrong at a base level.
DarkBusterBaron
It absolutely is considering there are numerous lego video games.
WaffleProfessor2
So because there are lego branded video games, we can't compare other things to legos anymore?
DarkBusterBaron
You aren't comparing it to a lego game you said it was a lego game.
WaffleProfessor2
show me where I said it was a lego game.
LtRooney
So Kerbal Space Program is computer space Lego?
WaffleProfessor2
No, that's a poor comparsion.
Thornaxe
Computer technic Lego.
GoldenRamoth
More like computer mechanos, I think.
Thornaxe
All the fun, none of the mess.
powwerbottom
Plus you can take it when you go to your mom's house, and your brother can't knock it over or mess up my animals and don't make them HUMP STUFF DEREK
DameDePiques
Well, Lego has made some Minecraft sets, so you can have both again and close the loop.
linexnewt
My daughter just came home from college, and I knew she was talking about a kid named Kannon, but I called him Kraklin. She said "that's not a hard name to remember" and I said "I like calling people by funny names"
psych0bunneh
The kids name is already cannon. You're not going to beat that.
zerogiven
"All right. From now on, I'm not going to talk to you about my friends."
EroticZombiePants
"Alright. I mean it not like you care when I talk about my friends either."
Haishao
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