Line Cooks FTW!

May 19, 2026 12:20 AM

Skullwriter

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I sadly don't know the sauce.

EDIT: Its Friday Frontpage! Thanks a lot, Imgurians! I do reviews as a hobby, and this week, I've tackled the newest James Bond game, 007 First Light, and there was a really bizarre shift in storytelling... You can check the review here: https://youtu.be/qkavQjbCzsw

Me trying to read the subtitles

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I used to train line cooks. That's half of it. The other half is ex prison, on parole.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do you think they're called "line" cooks.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and maybe commit some health code violations

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

While doing drugs

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you're not on drugs you have no excuse. Well. A bad excuse.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been a line cook. I skipped the drugs, I just wanted money.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wasn't expecting a good belly laugh as soon as i woke up

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...and be thankful I'm not working front of house.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The public health inspector told me that cooking with love is not the same as wanking into the sauce

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10yrs as a line cook - the first guy is a plant

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

From corporate?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, he's a new hire still trying to hide his habit

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Based on my limited experience working in a kitchen when I was a teenager....yeah this seems accurate

2 months ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 0

I did so many fuckin' drugs during the fifteen years or so I worked as a line cook.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Based on my 12 years experience as a chef, including fine dining... Yeah pretty accurate. I don't trust any food if it doesn't come out of a kitchen fully staffed by jacked dudes fully tattooed in prison. Those guys can make the best meal of your life. Way better than anyone with a culinary degree. Not even a joke

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Based on my career working lines... so goddamn accurate. Down to the useless guy you don't know how he still isn't fired when he was high off his ass the day before sitting in the back of the kitchen finishing off a tub of ice cream from the station he is supposed to be working at.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Stick him in the dish pit!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

what, so we all have to do dishes on top of our line all day? fuck that, let 'im sit in the walk-in.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first job was in a Pizza Hut about 30 years ago. Our morning prep guy was my weed dealer. Got a free nug the day I dyed my hair green.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not just the line cooks, the sous and executive chefs too most of the time if Anthony Bourdain was right

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He was.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The manager at the Golden Corral where I worked at smoked crack during breaks.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gross!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you like the 007 game? My ultimate ran out and since you can't do the 3 year sneaky trick anymore I haven't renewed.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Uhhhh... more or less, gameplay is nice but buggy (which is normal), story wise its basically Maverick from Top Gun in a Jason Bourne story wearing the skin of 007. As in, everyone is an asshole, is a moron and non-stop 'quips'

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um ... "3 year sneaky trick" ...?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You used to be able to buy 12 month cards, sometimes from other countries like Brazil. You could add up to 3 years worth and then convert it to ultimate for $1. I think last time I paid about $120 for 3 years of ultimate. Now it's $22 a month that's $800

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was reading some things and I think you can still buy 3 years of core and convert to ultimate but it now cuts in half. So you only get 1.5 years of ultimate. So $70x3. Around $200 for 1.5 years is around half the price of paying monthly

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Know who else doesn't need to worry about random drug tests? CEOs, lawyers, Wallstreet Bros. And now, even army recruits and possibly ICE agents.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

something something fun at parties

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

People who are line cooks don't come from the social class where being CEO or Wallstreet Bro are possibilities and all the drugs make it hard to study/practice law. They're also probably not racist enough to join the American Gestapo.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Once upon a time, I was a line cook. Fellow line cook invited me over to his place for some beers. Turns out, he and his brother were neo-nazis and they forced me to smoke crack.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, that’s awful!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You too, huh? Man, if I had a nickel.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

<3

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

gotta love the fentanyl fold

2 months ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Fenty Lean in these parts

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Not big on alliteration in those parts?

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I call it the “just tying my shoes for a few hours”

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Damn seriously? They don't even talk about heroin anymore? It's all about fentanyl? I'm glad I was a junkie in the 90s when we could still get good drugs.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fentanyl is a very good drug. Does exactly what it sets out to do. That's why so many people absolutely love it. As with most drugs though it can be extremely problematic when accidentally using more than intended, especially when the amount you're intending to use is none.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

which is summarized rather well in this video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6KnVTYtSc0

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a homeless junkie before. Fentanyl is a trash high. It only good for stopping your breathing. It's only popular because of the crackdown on the other drugs. It just proves that trying to ban drugs just pushes people to more dangerous options. There were fewer overdoses when Oxycontin was popular and even less than that back in the 80s/90s when we could get actual heroin. Vicodin and codeine were readily available to the most dangerous thing was the Tylenol.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/ayH9fQV

2 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

"the health code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules"

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Accurate. And the manager better still have the balls to occasionally bring down the hammer if needed or the whole place can get out of hand.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the foh staff are still charging in there every few hours to chew them out

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When the back staff get hours cut.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Goddamn I wish I could afford a ZJ…

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus. Officer Ramathorn has had better days. Almost didn't recognize him without the glorious moustache.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Car RamRod!!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source please?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Beerfest (2006)

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Danka

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