AntonioAguilar
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Ramadan
Jun 5, 2017 3:00 PM
AntonioAguilar
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theNameChecker
Technically jihad's are good Muslims
dedpaen
Hey, never too late to start. Just no dessert for being late.
thesixfingerman
Ha! That's funny
anitabieror6
looks uncomfortable
Chevalpuant88
TwoShedsJackson2
I sharia as hell don't think this is appropriate.
SciNZ
This joke still works for many things. Swap Muslim for German, and fasting for Ramadan with drinking for Octoberfest.
JoehioButNobodyUnderstandsTheReference
Jihad me giggling at the end.
Midwinters
MeinCovfefe
How does this not have more fucking upvotes?!
SpacemanSpiff0226
Aloha Snackbar
sassybrassy
Instead of "hey mom and dad, my bad grades? At least I'm not on drugs!" Is it now "at least I'm not defecting to ISIS!"?
fudgesickle
If you're a Muslim parent, yeah this would be the worst.
easybrz
Wait worst if they did go to Isis or if they didn't?
ImpossiblyStrangeStranger
Not being on drugs dude...
easybrz
We do not talk shit about drugs.
ImpossiblyStrangeStranger
Lol believe it or not some suffis hundreds years ago went too far that they used drugs as a way to find god
HeliumBallonsGiveMeGas
As long as he doesn't tuck a tummy bomb next to himself and blow himself up in a theater, he is probably sort of ok.
Geo80
Yep. The world is perfectly black and white. A Muslim is either a suicide bomber or a ok dude. Nothing in between.
rando53
Don't worry. I know a way you can wipe all your sins away in a single blast.
DeltaGekko
I must be stoned but this is funny af
toolatetofellate
Ramadamn
Munkee80
I love this
Guerilja
Well. In Germany a muslim got killed for taking a smoke and eating icecream during rammadhan
Under25BMI
By Germans?.........................................................................................................
nihilistdad
What they say, smoking kills.
smoothoprater
Soße?
raidleadergutts
Yeah, this is also a huge problem here in Turkey. Pretty much every ramadan, muslims beat & murder people for not fasting.
SomeCrazyNerd
Ouch.
montonsoup
Good one Tone A @AntonioAguilar
AntonioAguilar
Thank you, MontonSoup!
montonsoup
Johnny says hi too!
AntonioAguilar
Oh hey Monica! Hey Johnnnay!
yesimseriousfuckyou
He's a better person than ISIS, he's worse at doing what muhammad ordered muslims to do though.
blackhawkphotos
funny!
SIRTOXIC13
Roasted! Or, for muslims : Stoned!
grinner
They've set reporters on fire, so I think they get it.
twopeeman
I didn't fast today either cause I felt ill
Iam14andMuslim
I can't fast either. I'm too young. Hope you get better
twopeeman
Cheers,
fudgesickle
I thought once Muslim kids were adolescents, fasting was compulsory on them?
WoefulWombat
In my family we started "fasting" as kids. But we'd have breakfast and just skip lunch. Always sent to school with food just in case.
Bigcurly2000
I'd forget that my mate fasts and would take him rock climbing, I'd be chugging a bottle of water and he'd be lying in a pool of sweat! Oops
nihilistdad
So he's jeopardizing his health in the hope of a reward after he dies? Smart.
WoefulWombat
It's not just about the reward. It's mainly about learning to be grateful for what we have and to be more giving.
nihilistdad
I could do without the preaching, thank you.
Bigcurly2000
Not really, he's super fit and healthy and would stop if he was struggling. Plus, we live in NE England so no risk of heatstroke!
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Idontreallycare64
This is one of the most fucked up gifs ever oh my lord
CloakerJosh
What is the context?
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
In this case, a person who committed atrocities to his people, found humor in the joke.
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Like many things, it's context that sets relevance.
Hector232
I didn't notice the joke at first, but then it hit me like a bomb
Sabenar
Or a truck...
loltard
It hit me like a 5 ton semi.
ProfessorYaffle
That's not a saying though is it
Pattosaurus20xx
Blows me away every time
orgeezuz
BigAZNMan
ryeanimation
Really? For me, it hit me like a truck barreling through a crowd.
zsefvgb
Nice
Iwanttofingeryou
KaiserSkald
Followed by explosive laughter.
TreeNibblingPoptart
The joke really blew up in your face, didn't it? We just couldn't reFUSE the temptation. My chest is booming!
fbutt09
In anticipation of getting no 72 virgins, Ma man!.
packasmacks
But wouldn't dying for their religion technically make them better muslims?
SwagBard
I call that bullshit, the only problem with the koran is that it doesnt symbolys many things. God is just a form of light/energy and 1
SwagBard
Things like "beat women" or "kill non-moslems" are just interpretations of realy shitty people (I.S.) that try to hide there hate behind 2
raidleadergutts
See, that line of thinking is utterly retarded & I can't believe how many westerners think muslims have to be in active terror groups 1
SwagBard
The koran. But I could be wrong all along I just learned that in Religion class in my school so I cant guarantee. Btw I am no muslim
raidleadergutts
to hold these beliefs or hurt others. Islamic terrorism is a daily thing & is mostly done by your regular muslims. 2
loltard
Yes. That's why they do it.
DelicateMenstrualQueef
I think if your interpretation of your faith involves murder-suicide, then you are probably doing it wrong.
Paranoidq
Nailed it.
PangolinBan
Some people who identify as Muslim aren't actually Muslim. Which goes for every other religion as well, of course.
AdamAz
https://www.thoughtco.com/are-there-quranic-verses-endorsing-violence-against-infidels-2004642
Mangana
It's more about what a religion teaches than how people attempt to follow it. A crazy person can turn a sound ideology into a crazy one.
PangolinBan
The latter of what you said implies the opposite of the former. ;)
fudgesickle
I caught that!
Hamboogler
Pretty sure a healthy person can turn a crazy ideology into a sound one also. Doesn't make it less of a crazy ideology.
PompatusOfLove
Middle Eastern Snickers commercial
CanijoZac
Changes hunger from isis to waswas
hiroshimaFried
* Ba Dum Ts'kaBOOOM!*
cheesecake7
Calm down satan
ChampagneSupernova
Have a Snickers Achmed, you bomb shit when you're hungry.
SonderingStrike
"You're not you when you're fasting"
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Feronach
MisterValyrianStealYourGirl
Mobile friendly, low pixel footprint.
Metallicat70
Holly fuck that was brilliant! Kudos.
Mailvirgo
Allah snackbar
jonbenwaa
bravo
jfred325350
Fuck that's a good one bud.
bulbosos
Aloha Snackbar
jewsruntheworld
Daily reminder that Islam is not a religion of peace. ... Daily reminder some Muslims are great people.
RoseFaery
Daily reminder that Buddhism Is a 'religion of peace'. Daily reminder that radical terrorist Buddhists exist.
awesock
If you're going to allude to historical practicings of Islam as violent, allow me to refer you to the crusades. If you're going to say 1
awesock
That IS are violent because the Qoran is violent, allow me to introduce you to the litany of violent shit in the Christian Bible. 2
raidleadergutts
Thank you for mentioning the crusades, most of which for done to kick invading muslim hordes out of Europe. Way to prove their point.
jewsruntheworld
Trying to justify current events with 12th century history
awesock
Yeah well many people try to argue against Islam due to its historical practicings
raidleadergutts
They still practice it, which is the problem & you know it you apologist piece of filth.
jewsruntheworld
This
jewsruntheworld
This x2
awesock
Islam is no worse at its core than the fucked up shit in Leviticus for the Jews or the fucked up shit in both testemants for Christians
alexanderthegreater
Whats fucked up in the New Testament?
awesock
My whole point is if you're going to pick and choose passages, Christianity can be made to look as evil as people make Islam looks, but 1
awesock
When practiced in a reasonable and modern way, both can be practiced in a moral way
awesock
1 Timothy 2:12, 1 Samuel 15:3, Romans 1:27, Ephesians 5:22, 1 Peter 2:18
awesock
You know what actually I'll just go ahead and say 1 Timothy 2:11-2:15
Hxs115
What happened in those four minutes.
MulleManden
As a muslim i laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pocket.
BronzeLeaguePro
Remember to count to twenty before you throw them. :p
NIPPLEHEAD69
Strap them to a vest, that seems to work
WHOLEMILK
The Muslim laughed so hard his dick fell out of the goat.
AnatolianTiger
Dick fell out of the goat and slipped in to WHOLEMILK's mothers mouth
WHOLEMILK
You are a loser
moredownvotesplease
You're getting down votes but it's a stereotype for a reason. Just like fat Americans and buck toothed brits
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
i just visioned that, to be fare we are all human
Flexpert
Fair*
MFuzzySmock
What kind of fare? Subway?
JustBarelyTrolling
To be fair, that's the last fare you'll ever pay, if you're on that train.
TotinosPizzaRolls
To be fair, I always pay the fare to enter the renaissance faire.
JustBarelyTrolling
That one is DEFINITELY going boom!
mvp84
You need grammar check bro.
Steelballsofstill
*laughed so hard, almost sat on the kaboom button
Wadzirra
Ramadamn dude...
howcanyourunwithanarrowinyourknee
...or was it the turban?
fbutt09
Turban denotes Sikhism.
Dogstarlives
Not always, muslims wear turbans as well
stealthkat14
you can recognize that the problem is directly affiliated with islam without blaming all muslims.
DarkUranium
Tried it, didn't work out.
MoyerTheDestroyer47
THANK YOU
Toastypyro
Holy shit you may be onto something there
mzmzpants
I hope I sent the party invite to the correct address.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
AdamAz
https://www.thoughtco.com/are-there-quranic-verses-endorsing-violence-against-infidels-2004642
BlackIC
The Hadiths are also a thing that exist.
pleasecallmeBach
Well, its totally Not that simple. You can totally blame the Muslims in Western Europe to Not stand up against violence and 1
pleasecallmeBach
For Not Openly abondon the parts of the sharia law wich stays in heavy conflict with the Basic human rights.
Eneficus
There's been several MAJOR demonstrations done by Muslims in the past worldwide
pleasecallmeBach
As I said, in Western Europe was No MAJOR demonstrations and that is where the terror is happening.
Nobody7713
Um, there's been several demonstrations by Western Muslims against terrorism.
raidleadergutts
Yeah, by the minority sect of Ahmadiyyah muslims, who are hated & persecuted everywhere by other muslims for being peaceful.
rshini
You do realize many of the Muslims are in Western Europe because they're fleeing the radicals, right?
fudgesickle
Thank you.
pleasecallmeBach
There is no safer place in the world than western Europe. That is well known.
crh19425
What's this comedian's name? He's about to blow up!
opdeliversifrequested
Parts of his flatmates brothers have been faster for ramadam
AkirasSpirit3
crh19425
Perfect
EngineeringComedy
Check the watermark
Madness116
Not sure if threat
crh19425
I'm obviously talking about his career
disinfectantrum
His career as a cadaver?
Magykhax
His name is on the pic btw
SectsDryve
BLT Comedy is a silly name.
SectsDryve
Oooooh. His name is Blanche. Still a silly name.
JustBarelyTrolling