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Shaodyn
People on minimum wage pay more taxes than Donald Trump.
lurkerlurkinginthedark
Remember boys and girls, tattoos taste best.
DocWino
Are you seriously saying he is in some way better?
LessThanLess
Wtf? And? Dahmer is still a horrible piece of shit. Both have raped and killed (Trump has killed indirectly, probablyt directly too wouldn't be surprised) And he would've probably done lot more damage if he had money and power like Trump did/does. What even is this comparison ?
Tumescentpie
Dahmer did less harm to this country than Trump. He also never attempted a coup.
MacFarlin1920
And was responsible for fewer deaths if you look at Trump's handling of COVID.
bs3080foshizzle
Not a fan of Trump but this is a bit silly. Trump is a douchebag but this comparison holds no water.
biggerthanpete
Zixtank
Probably responsible for fewer deaths too...
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Jeffrey Dahmer was a better person than Trump could ever hope to be.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Obviously no one can take a joke.
ImWhompyWhomperson
One of these people personally killed and ate people...the other is just rude and offensive...
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Yes, intentions were very different but Trump's incompetence and disregard for human suffering and safety while in office caused more damage than Dahmer did.
DYLANLEE79
Also better looking.
madeejit
Got less people killed.
MichaelMars
Jeffery Dahmer the people nommer
mannabananarama
But died in prison.Someone needs to get “Epsteined”
zeacorzeppelin10
At least he had good taste.
seenunseen
He also was a better cook
CornwindEvil
He also has a decent argument for being legitimately mentally sick (and in a situation where there was NO WAY he was going to be able to get any help. You'd have trouble getting help for being a gay necrophiliac TODAY, let alone a small town in Ohio in the 1970's). Trump is also mentally sick, but he embraced it as power, and hence in the end, he's just an absolute POS.
KURLYWHIRLYGURLY
Defo AND BIGGER HANDS!!
Sorrontis
oof
BlastyMcBlastblast
sheeit, Dahmer might even be taller too!
TheOldSchoolisBack
With bigger hands
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
To be fair he had more than two hands to compare
BladeTurMoiL
That can hold a glass of water without support from the other.
Rollingmadness
Is it possible to learn this power?
DeanGulberri1
BladeTurMoiL
Fuk’n LOL
HenryLongfellowIII
Was more accepting of Asians.
2B4UALL
So he qualifies to become president as well
Jimbo64
Well, he's dead so... no.
Wrathma
I mean, a corpse is still better than Trump.. but yeah
Jimbo64
You're not wrong.
Wrathma
Which makes it even sadder.. lol
MJChossi
Its not rape if the person is dead
lozeldatkm
the dead can't consent, but neither can they protest...
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Several were still alive
FacelessAce
Please don't compare non-serial killers to serial killers. And no, Trump is not a serial killer. Serial killers do the work themselves, Drumpf doesn't do anything himself.
Tumescentpie
Stochastic terrorists are worse than serial killers. Dahmer could have been left untouched by law enforcement until he died of a prion disease and caused less than 1% of the damage Trump has done to the world. So yeah. Don't compare them.
samuelthastings5
Idk if Trump could kill anyone himself with those little tiny little hands
tychog99
If he sat on them maybe
wehaga
Charles Manson didn't kill anyone with his own hand, still responsible and found guilty of first degree murder.
TheMuellmann
Still not a serial killer in that sense. A horrible human being and guilty of many things, but not that one (as far as we know). And yes, I find it important to uphpld these distinctions.
wehaga
I'm not saying Trump should be locked up for murder, just saying such a thing exists
fformulaa
Yeah, this is saying something. Now imagine if Dahmer had more money, connections, resources, etc. There are people in this world that do what these people do and have the money and connections to hide it
GloriousPirateBeard
Look up Gilles de Rais, Joan of arc's bestie. Maybe not right before you eat though
alwaysthecheesegrater
I wonder how many islands are just full of people trafficked to be play things for the rich...?
lalexmora3
That was why America Psycho was so great. The rich and powerful were so self-absorbed that they let the mayhem happen to because it was more convenient for them.
Tumescentpie
Bezos looks like he eats people.
SinisterDuff
Not unless he had someone hunt, prepare and cook them first.
Tumescentpie
Well Jeff's not a peasant. Of course he has staff do all of the work.
lucivjov
He would’ve been president
DurendaI
There's a fun thought. I suppose one only has to refer to the pastimes of the nobility class in any country this past millennium from anywhere around the world to get an inkling of just how depraved the shenanigans they got up to could be in this day and age.
StationMasterBabbleAxe
Epstein. Sounds like you're describing Epstein.
Courier87
Isn't/wasn't that exactly what Epstein island was for?
koops
And yet zero consequences for almost everyone that were regulars to the island.
keenidiot
Look up Gilles de Rais
DurendaI
Really is a wonder that Jeanne d'Arc tolerated him.
Nofoxlefttogive
Like Countess Elizabeth Báthory, for example?
tallyhoho
Why the cliffhanger? My search history is already questionable enough
pickledpunk021
And could articulate a coherent thought.
billybudd4424
Your fucking stupid
BPostactular
*you're
UggItsThatKid24
AND! was half decent at taxidermy!
MyGreatestFearBoner
Not so great at making sex slaves.
doublebutttriplehut
He did try.
Funnyjunker
And it would have worked, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
zekybomb
And was a better cook
Bobelibob
Appetite to die for.
ThisArmistice
Have you had a Trump Streak? Haha, neither has anyone else.
QueefMalone
enterusernamehere25
trump probably doesn't even know how to use a fucking microwave
AtetheCouch
Locally sourced ingredients too
SwampGypsy
Fucking boom!
APassingPlasticBag
Noobsauce2184
From what I understand, he had a ton of guys over for dinner, so it's probably true
Gargantubrain43
Doismellbacon
metalrulercid
gtollie
And had a higher net worth
DeeDoubleYu
jamesdking
You win sir. It’s a lifetime supply of HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!!
MajorasFall
HonkeyTonkTitties
So, you like the cheeky ones?...
Hapsdinersdumpsterfire
deadpoolislovedeadpoolislife
Mavgurian
Empire?
Jalopenis
edgeofadhesion
GuggelPlayer
And could hold up secret
Sticklebrickk
redeyejedi23
ballsoutflyer
wow.
holgerdk
PicassoCT
Now, now I think Donald was the greater crook. That guy grifts when he is awake.
DickTipPapercut
How can you judge this.. is there a proper way to.. prepare someone?
CoconutGoddes
Look for a story about a motorcyclist who lost his leg and asked the cook to roast it. Not that it's a story worth reading, it's just there. And its hero in the ama session even shares his impressions of the quality of the meat.
Delsus
Honestly, it varies from person to person.
suckstoyourauntie
That scene from Hannibal with Ray Liotta comes to mind. That scene was just so insane, I laughed out loud.
halliemeinecke
Brains are different than muscles (meat). We are called long pig for a reason, so roasted on a spit with an apple in the mouth might be a good way to go.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
I'm practicing with beef jerky.
therealsarahconnor
I hear pork is the closest
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Done and done.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Oof
DecoratedDeerSkull
I literally burst out laughing. Take your upvote my good sir
howcanyourunwithanarrowinyourknee
Koshka89
Should get ahold of his recipes as we prepare to make meals of the rich...
AtlasMorrow
bardman135
Too much body?
Wylt
Not enough head?
nullbr
It needs sausage
enveechan
Well, something about the flavor... can't quite get a finger on it.. it's on the tip of the tongue but, well, it needs more heart, frankly.
TheDude003
wildpackoffamilydogs
May you rise to the top.
MrHabs
Of the soup.
Lassannn
Just like...shit...something cannibalism related, fuck,..,.I'm tired...
WenceslasMorar
Fuck you Lassannn. Obligation complete.
Gastroboi
Godammit Lassannn
Lassannn
howdykris
It's ALWAYS Lassannn.
halliemeinecke
Certainly didn't eat his steaks with fucking ketchup like president orangutan.
MileysVirus
It's DONALD DUCK!
halliemeinecke
Don't do Donald Duck dirty like that, he may have been cranky, but he isn't a fascist.
MileysVirus
Don't get mad at me, take it up with christie
halliemeinecke
Chris Christie? Fuck that guy, idc what he says lol
GaoFighGar
Are we sure??
halliemeinecke
Well fuck....