Another memeing because my phone storage is still pretty much full

Oct 15, 2022 3:37 PM

RomeoZeroRomeo

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I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Never did get into Critical Role all that much. Too much of a time commitment. Maybe now that I have a job where I can listen to podcasts, I'll give it another shot. After I finish the half million other podcasts I'm listening to.

I've slowly been growing more fond of salads as I age, and I place all the blame on my fiancée.

Happy spooky season, everyone!

Wow, can you imagine having a whole eight brain cells?

My fiancée has been shockingly okay with myusical tastes when we're driving together. It still surprises me to see her vibing to some of it.

Respect that people who hold those beliefs do so honestly, but don't let that stop you punching bigots.

I don't make nearly enough to have as many expensive hobbies as I do.

RIP Boromir. Should have been played by someone other than Sean Bean if you wanted to live.

I need this most days.

The asexual agenda mentions nothing about their secret plan to invade Denmark, though.

This fails to account for the fact that cats prefer to steal from your glass than drink what you give to them.

Look, sometimes ducks just need a good home. Preferably someone else's home, because they're gross.

I still have a bunch of songs from my emo days on my playlist, because emo never truly leaves your heart.

There's a band I've seen play from time to time in my hometown called Fierce Bad Rabbit. I think this should be their mascot.

And sometimes jokes for you, my probably real audience on the internet.

We picked a wedding venue and date this week and I'm so excited!

Go to therapy. Everyone needs it from time to time. Unless of course you're in America and your health insurance doesn't cover it, in which case you may need to try destabilizing the government. In Minecraft, of course.

I have a bad habit of trying to walk in time to songs. I have no sense of rhythm, so it doesn't really work out.

Well I'm partway there. I live in a fairly small home.

#23 ring-wraith is shorter an gender-neutral as well

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#11 or the same student in undergrad and grad school, respectively.

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#8. Unless you have seen The Munsters or Zombie Porn.. Then you have seen monsters mash.

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#10 I posted this meme on my office wall, and sometimes people stop by and tell me which one they are that day

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#3 where is the tenth idea?

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Not knowing gives you plausible deniability.

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Where in America is this? Central? South? North? United States? Canada? Mexico? Chile? Peru? Colombia?

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#11 high school vs university

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#6 and Bell's Hells fluctuate between having all the brain cells during downtime and none when it matters.

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That sounds like every party I've ever been in, too.

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#6 Early CR eps went pretty rough for me. The audio quality gets better eventually though, and the problem player leaves too.

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BTW, I highly recommend Dimension 20, Not Another DnD Podcast, and Dungeons and Daddies if you want to try shorter, punchier campaigns.

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They are well produced, short easy listening, they have fun and don't take themselves too seriously without too much merch/fanservice

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#3 Where's the 10th one?

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Not knowing gives you plausible deniability.

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#4 why? are you still jung? I'bet you're all right

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After finishing your well curated dump I can confirm that you're probably pretty cool

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Thank you. I like to think I fake it well enough, and isn't that what really counts in the end?

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#19 Fuckin' MAGAts giving us fetishists a bad name. Also committing terrorism, I guess.

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I don’t get it. Do redcaps eat shoes?

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Bootlicker is a common term for someone who is highly subservient to the police, or other authoritarians.

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Thank you for explaining, that sailed right over my head.

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#8 ok then what’s the name of the song I did hear?

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Can’t recommend Critical Role once ya have the time!!

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There's always the Legend of Vox Machina too

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#43 I did the math a while ago, but found that there is roughly 1 human corpse for every acre of land on earth.

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#3 10. throw soup on some painting

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#2 other people do this also??

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I sure do

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#18 Rubbermaid lid and a camping pad? I truly don't understand how these make a shield. Please help.

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Invade Denmark? No need for violence, just come in

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Best part about an asexual invasion is no raping and pillaging! Just mild pillaging. For snacks. And warm sweaters.

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Aw they just want to hygge <3

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Y'all confuse introversion and crippling social anxiety way too much.

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Yeah, I hate that. I love parties and meeting new people. Difference is I take a break and stand outside for a minute once in a while.

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congratulations! i hope the function goes well and you make a lot of happy memories on your big day.

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Thanks!

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You have land and water bears, but no air bears because the sharknados won...

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No Care Bears either

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Is that why there's no BTEARODCTYL?

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It was a dark time for bearkind.

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but all changed when the fire bears attacked.

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The Huraka from Exalted to fill your air bear needs.

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#21 https://theconversation.com/no-youre-not-entitled-to-your-opinion-9978 Tl;Dr: don't disagree w/ science

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#8 The Monster Mash was an orgy.

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#38 lol, she's yeeting something with a bow sling shot thingy

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Improvised weapons are a riot staple

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#31 to the fascists, no less

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This isn't introversion, it's social anxiety. I'm sure there's some overlap, but.

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Also, poisoning and stabbing are pretty effective at killing extroverts as well.

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Getting stabbed in public would definitely make me the center of attention. I could make so many new friends. People still talk about Caesar

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Got one!

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RIP

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As someone with a $7500 PC and a $21,000 camera bag: Get your kids into Photography and they'll REALLY never have money again.

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Right? Every time I see Nikon’s come out with a new z mount lens I start doing math to see if I really do need to eat this month.

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I have a Canon RF 28-70/2 that cost as much as six months of my rent and I know this feeling.

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#2 who is he with here?

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No one.

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Not a fuckin' clue

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His girlfriend. She goes to a different school, up in Canada. You wouldn't know her.

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I'm in Canada. Maybe I do know her. What's her name?

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Nunya.

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Nunya Bidniz? Yup, I know her.

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Then why did you ask who she was? Hmmmm...? HMMMMMMMM!!!??

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