May 21, 2018 2:47 AM
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dotnetbeast
She has nice nipples.
FranticFreddie
So, what you are saying is, Captain Marvel has tits? Yes, that happens from time to time.
unrealJumper
Chotart
No ass
sircowdog
So no short hair, huh? That's disappointing.
dullguava
Looks like Rachel Keller, aka Sydney Barrett from Legion.
bigluigi11889
World most unflattering suit
ImAbitParched
TheMaymayBoi
v
ObsidianGuard
They need to stop shoving Miss Marvel at us. People don't like her, her books sell like shit, and she's never written well.
LordTonyStarkofWinterfell
Should have been Katheryn Winnick.
hotdudecurator
Ooh that would have been a good choice. But we haven't seen the movie so don't discount Brie Larson just yet!
Superchief86
Bukkhockey
I read your blog
Seizethegap
Omaration12
I love her beautiful smile.
AHistoryofDrunks
titties
iamthemightysquirrel
She has no butt
kadaeux
This is the instrument used to measure the curve of her butt. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/DetalleNivelDeBurbuja.jpg
GroovyGhoulie
SomeFNGuy
I hope it doesn’t effect the way I ..... shit. Envy
CaspianQuix
Marvelous.
HafCoJoe
ahorseelbowdeepinme
StRocketScience
DocFerus
Mar Vell ous....
milofrank2
Captain Marvel(s).
raknor88
Wait, I thought Captain Marvel was a dude? Or is she Ms. Marvel?
Courier87
Technically Carol Danvers has been Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel at different times. Male Captain Marvel is a DC character aka Shazam
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
She played Envy Adams in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and I don't think I'll be able to watch captain marvel because of it
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
Really? the Envy costume was pretty intense so i dont think ill have much of a problem
Sc00ba5teeve
I love Brie Larson, but I'm still not sold on the suit. Curious to see what it looks like after post-production.
TransistorRadio
That suit and her hair in the last pic, just ewww.
middlehead
It's not the permanent suit. It's based on Kree military uniform which makes sense for her origin film, but she'll look different in Avenger
youaresoverywrong
I Hope that she has a Captain Marvel (DC) jacket like she does in the comics!! and that Billy will have his Captain Marvel (marvel) shirt!
xt1031
Abed's girlfriend
EzekielsRage
I'd just to say how well Marvel is killing it with the comic to film costume transition. I like DC but I hope that Shazam costume is a joke
HtCtiwtchyk
I mean....that is how Shazam looks in the comics. He's not really a serious character.
That's the problem w/ a lot of early superhero movies, just cause the character isn't serious doesn't mean they shouldn't be taken seriously
J0ND0E297
my Captain Marvel
SirGrimble
I really hope they fix up that costume in post. It's "Captain America in Avengers Assemble" levels of tacky, in my opinion.
imonlyheretosayterriblethingsandlaugh
Boooo
WannaHaveACatch
Meh, my Captain Marvel says Shazam!
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
My condolences on what's been done to your characters' films. They deserved better
Zorrodidnothingwrong
Mine was an alien who died of cancer
WhathaveIdonetodeserveImgur
The good old kree
bacchuss
And that's why you don't get a good movie
BaboonAss
Aww don't say that. I'm really holding out hope for it. I love Shazam.
doryaa
Hahaha
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Lol, as if Captain Marvel is going to get a good movie
Why not? They've established the kree so we can have satisfying back story and it's a great character to have in the 2nd round of avengers
Sure thing. One of the worst and poorly written characters, especially recently, is suddenly going to be the main focus of the MCU 1/?
2/? because MARVEL decided to make her the most powerful character in the MCU, this being given by Marvel Studios' president Kevin Feige
Deffentlynotagnome
Respect
snocom79
Meh
Anthroposapien
Seebs614
highfiveskittens
No one can judge art, music, food, spaghetti, cars dogs.
RedCharlie
BlueLanternBraxx
That's a weird casting choice for Billy Batson.
Mimsey
A weird choice for Carol Danvers, too. Danvers is like 6'0, blue-eyed, and jacked. Larson falls way short, no pun intended.
It's like if they had cast Elijah Wood as Steve Rogers. Post-serum Steve Rogers.
undungubungu
Did you just assume Billys gender? Or Hers? Wait.. I dont know man..
Fun, wholesome fact. In the comics, Carol sometime wears a jacket with DC's Captain Marvel emblem, while Billy has a few shirts with hers.
superanth
I love how DC and Marvel are doing things like that. Marvel has a character named Clark Kent who’s a reporter, and nothing else lol.
cujogomez
Well shazayam
StealthyNinja7
Wrong one
ImBiggusDickus
The way things are recently I wouldn't even be surprised if they actually made Billy Batson into a female, or gay, or trans.
Netskimmer
Is it though? What with the Ghostbusters remake and the new Ocean's 8 movie...
Don't worry the orginal character is female
AliBarber
To be fair ocean's 8 (as much as I'm really disliking the premise) is connected directly to the other 3 so it actually isn't quite as bad..
I hope it is good. I enjoyed the others.
Same.
drGrafenberg
I did too and I hope it is as good as the others. They have a lot to live up to with this movie, and drastic changes will be a hurdle.
Monkeyfighter
Except Captain Marvel was female before either of those things...like decades before...
DarkSock
You’re thinking “Shazam”...?
bigez1988
Also called Captain Marvel
For the longest time, he was the only Captain Marvel. That girl was Ms. Marvel.
You’re thinking of the DC comics version of Captain Marvel, who had to be renamed “Shazam” after a law suit by Marvel comics; there’s 2 CM’s
Quasis
Captain Marvel became Shazam! only recently (New 52, 2011), the character was still named Captain Marvel until then inside the comics 1/2
Between 1972 and 2011, only the title of the comics was Shazam, that's why a lot of people knows him by his original name 2/2
Now there's two. Originally there was Batson's Captain Marvel and Danvers was always Ms. Marvel.
Cereaza
But isn't Danvers a Captain in the Air Force?
biscuitduff
The role of Captain Marvel for Marvel has been changed many times since the 70s and the original, Mar-Vell, will be in the movie (Jude Law)
bemxuu
I think that's the joke. Both character used "Marvel" moniker at some time. I think, Shazam was originally Marvel until IP thing happened.
Sorry, I was distracted...
Oh... Wait, what were we talking about?
demobytom
At that point.. why even bother covering them up? :O
Shazam is the word he uses to transform into Captain Marvel
Bigcurly2000
He's been called "Shazam" for a long time now. Something to do with name copyrights or something!
he's been Captain Marvel for half a century and only is Shazam in the truly shitty Ew 52 reboot. Fuck that and fuck 52. with a chainsaw.
Out of the 50 years or so he has existed, he's been Captain Marvel for 42 and Shazam for like, 8. He will always be Captain Marvel to me.
dotnetbeast
She has nice nipples.
FranticFreddie
So, what you are saying is, Captain Marvel has tits? Yes, that happens from time to time.
unrealJumper
Chotart
No ass
sircowdog
So no short hair, huh? That's disappointing.
dullguava
Looks like Rachel Keller, aka Sydney Barrett from Legion.
bigluigi11889
World most unflattering suit
ImAbitParched
TheMaymayBoi
ObsidianGuard
They need to stop shoving Miss Marvel at us. People don't like her, her books sell like shit, and she's never written well.
LordTonyStarkofWinterfell
Should have been Katheryn Winnick.
hotdudecurator
Ooh that would have been a good choice. But we haven't seen the movie so don't discount Brie Larson just yet!
Superchief86
Bukkhockey
I read your blog
Seizethegap
Omaration12
I love her beautiful smile.
AHistoryofDrunks
titties
iamthemightysquirrel
She has no butt
kadaeux
This is the instrument used to measure the curve of her butt. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/DetalleNivelDeBurbuja.jpg
GroovyGhoulie
SomeFNGuy
I hope it doesn’t effect the way I ..... shit. Envy
CaspianQuix
Marvelous.
HafCoJoe
ahorseelbowdeepinme
StRocketScience
DocFerus
Mar Vell ous....
milofrank2
Captain Marvel(s).
raknor88
Wait, I thought Captain Marvel was a dude? Or is she Ms. Marvel?
Courier87
Technically Carol Danvers has been Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel at different times. Male Captain Marvel is a DC character aka Shazam
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
She played Envy Adams in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and I don't think I'll be able to watch captain marvel because of it
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
Really? the Envy costume was pretty intense so i dont think ill have much of a problem
Sc00ba5teeve
I love Brie Larson, but I'm still not sold on the suit. Curious to see what it looks like after post-production.
TransistorRadio
That suit and her hair in the last pic, just ewww.
middlehead
It's not the permanent suit. It's based on Kree military uniform which makes sense for her origin film, but she'll look different in Avenger
youaresoverywrong
I Hope that she has a Captain Marvel (DC) jacket like she does in the comics!! and that Billy will have his Captain Marvel (marvel) shirt!
xt1031
Abed's girlfriend
EzekielsRage
I'd just to say how well Marvel is killing it with the comic to film costume transition. I like DC but I hope that Shazam costume is a joke
HtCtiwtchyk
I mean....that is how Shazam looks in the comics. He's not really a serious character.
EzekielsRage
That's the problem w/ a lot of early superhero movies, just cause the character isn't serious doesn't mean they shouldn't be taken seriously
J0ND0E297
SirGrimble
I really hope they fix up that costume in post. It's "Captain America in Avengers Assemble" levels of tacky, in my opinion.
imonlyheretosayterriblethingsandlaugh
Boooo
WannaHaveACatch
Meh, my Captain Marvel says Shazam!
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
My condolences on what's been done to your characters' films. They deserved better
Zorrodidnothingwrong
Mine was an alien who died of cancer
WhathaveIdonetodeserveImgur
The good old kree
bacchuss
And that's why you don't get a good movie
BaboonAss
Superchief86
Aww don't say that. I'm really holding out hope for it. I love Shazam.
doryaa
Hahaha
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Lol, as if Captain Marvel is going to get a good movie
bacchuss
Why not? They've established the kree so we can have satisfying back story and it's a great character to have in the 2nd round of avengers
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Sure thing. One of the worst and poorly written characters, especially recently, is suddenly going to be the main focus of the MCU 1/?
IKnowYouHateMeYes
2/? because MARVEL decided to make her the most powerful character in the MCU, this being given by Marvel Studios' president Kevin Feige
Deffentlynotagnome
Respect
snocom79
Meh
Anthroposapien
Seebs614
highfiveskittens
No one can judge art, music, food, spaghetti, cars dogs.
RedCharlie
BlueLanternBraxx
That's a weird casting choice for Billy Batson.
Mimsey
A weird choice for Carol Danvers, too. Danvers is like 6'0, blue-eyed, and jacked. Larson falls way short, no pun intended.
Mimsey
It's like if they had cast Elijah Wood as Steve Rogers. Post-serum Steve Rogers.
undungubungu
Did you just assume Billys gender? Or Hers? Wait.. I dont know man..
youaresoverywrong
Fun, wholesome fact. In the comics, Carol sometime wears a jacket with DC's Captain Marvel emblem, while Billy has a few shirts with hers.
superanth
I love how DC and Marvel are doing things like that. Marvel has a character named Clark Kent who’s a reporter, and nothing else lol.
cujogomez
Well shazayam
StealthyNinja7
Wrong one
ImBiggusDickus
The way things are recently I wouldn't even be surprised if they actually made Billy Batson into a female, or gay, or trans.
Netskimmer
Is it though? What with the Ghostbusters remake and the new Ocean's 8 movie...
StealthyNinja7
Don't worry the orginal character is female
AliBarber
To be fair ocean's 8 (as much as I'm really disliking the premise) is connected directly to the other 3 so it actually isn't quite as bad..
Netskimmer
I hope it is good. I enjoyed the others.
AliBarber
Same.
drGrafenberg
I did too and I hope it is as good as the others. They have a lot to live up to with this movie, and drastic changes will be a hurdle.
Monkeyfighter
Except Captain Marvel was female before either of those things...like decades before...
DarkSock
You’re thinking “Shazam”...?
bigez1988
Also called Captain Marvel
BlueLanternBraxx
For the longest time, he was the only Captain Marvel. That girl was Ms. Marvel.
DarkSock
You’re thinking of the DC comics version of Captain Marvel, who had to be renamed “Shazam” after a law suit by Marvel comics; there’s 2 CM’s
Quasis
Captain Marvel became Shazam! only recently (New 52, 2011), the character was still named Captain Marvel until then inside the comics 1/2
Quasis
Between 1972 and 2011, only the title of the comics was Shazam, that's why a lot of people knows him by his original name 2/2
BlueLanternBraxx
Now there's two. Originally there was Batson's Captain Marvel and Danvers was always Ms. Marvel.
Cereaza
But isn't Danvers a Captain in the Air Force?
biscuitduff
The role of Captain Marvel for Marvel has been changed many times since the 70s and the original, Mar-Vell, will be in the movie (Jude Law)
bemxuu
I think that's the joke. Both character used "Marvel" moniker at some time. I think, Shazam was originally Marvel until IP thing happened.
DarkSock
Sorry, I was distracted...
bemxuu
Oh... Wait, what were we talking about?
demobytom
At that point.. why even bother covering them up? :O
youaresoverywrong
Shazam is the word he uses to transform into Captain Marvel
Bigcurly2000
He's been called "Shazam" for a long time now. Something to do with name copyrights or something!
youaresoverywrong
he's been Captain Marvel for half a century and only is Shazam in the truly shitty Ew 52 reboot. Fuck that and fuck 52. with a chainsaw.
BlueLanternBraxx
Out of the 50 years or so he has existed, he's been Captain Marvel for 42 and Shazam for like, 8. He will always be Captain Marvel to me.