BennyBoi6653
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Jun 30, 2021 1:02 PM
BennyBoi6653
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tinyfootprints
This is missing "Have taken enough drugs to deal with insomnia". Other than that, it's perfect.
aclowerandown
Check, check, check, check, ch...aaahh crap!
yetimade
And yet you cannot sleep
Courier87
I remember that night. I think it was about 20 years ago
hemanwomenhatersclub
Add Fresh sheets out of the wash
djguydan
sarahjane138
Cocaine
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Oh, go on then, thanks
Fistouille
But heartburn
LilMuffen
And it's Saturday
RenaissanceFaireMan
Wait 2 hours, you'll wake up to pee. The blanket caused you to sweat. Your nose WILL be clogged. Go back to bed and lay awake for 2 hours.
AreYouHappyNow89
I would commit horrible crimes for this some nights
Lassannn
You only get like 3 of these in your whole life.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
4½ second after finding the right spot i always have to pee.
seyne
*pick three
BenjaminPannell
Don't have to pee? What sorcery is this?
beastlybob
Take it to the next level by throwing your blanket into the dryer for 10 minutes before bed.
dickblack12
This speaks to me.
SwayzeS
ding ding ding ding ding!!! We have a winner! zzzzzzzzz........
TheRuckestRick
Sleeping more than 5 hours without having to get up to pee is my idea of heaven
PoppaBigBear
is the text crooked on the 2nd, 3rd and 5th panel?
caniteona
#Goals
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
*cries in CPAP*
Randomice
We can only dream...
jreyjrey
Or we can't, because we can't fall asleep
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Dad is at the kitchen, you get a notification...
Randomice
Lightly fried fish fillets?
ThaWhiteRanger
The only thing better is if you have no work or obligations the next day.
WhiteIce2112
After sleeping at like 3am cor the 4th time in a row because I haven insomnia. Can I please just be allowed to sleep normally. Fuck adhd
georgedragonslayer
What fantasy land do you live in?
Elerich
BUT I STILL CANT SLEEP
ialreadyfappedtothat
The pillow is cold...
imgurianitarian
frischcode
But as soon as you get comfy you feel an uncontrollable urge to fart. Do you trust the fart?
abraxa
What the fuck is with you folks being afraid to fart? Do you have diarrhea that often? And then don't notice it?
bladderinfection
That’s a question for the morning to answer. I am comfy now.
westPAguy
mistermystery
Found the guy who's never had a Korean roommate.
Th3Lionheart
I friggin did till i got me a wife!
CaptainClarification
Srsly I'll have the fan on if it's ten degrees outside, otherwise I hear every tiny noise and stay up all night
espilono
I hate sleeping with a fan on
UselessIgnacio
In Colombia, a fan is a luxury. A wall a/c unit is the 1%.
OlderWiser
rollercroaster
Misread as “fap on”
KlatnYelox
No the phrase is "fap off"
westPAguy
ArthurPhillipDent
Clearly, my guy, you do not live in the UK
thexon
Do they not have fans in the UK?
ArthurPhillipDent
We do not need fans in the uk. If you want it cold, open a window or switch off the heating
criablelurst
I find the sound of a fan keeps me awake
colinstu
quieter fan? I need some sort of white noise. my mind races when it's dead silent or I can only hear myself.
thisisntverybritish
Louder the better. Best sleep I ever had was in an MRI.
colinstu
did they have an IV filling you with some funny stuff too?
thisisntverybritish
No, I was just knackered and grabbed the opportunity to have a lie down with both hands