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LaemonDaemon
Knock on wood, you careless bastard...
thedickpickjudge
He ate a fucking bat and is still alive incredible
teadsa
knifeskills
He's pickled...
Sosickofthisshit
Honestly, though: fucking genetics.
GetMeAReubenSandwich
\m/
lancener
He took just the right amount of drugs to become immortal.
Oombaka
Could we NOT taunt 2016 right now. It's still hanging around.
MorgothReigns
It's looking at me Ray. He's an ugly little blob isn't he? I think he can hear you.
zeusdemigod131
Plus Queen Elizabeth is sick, I get she's old, but on principal, I'd like her to last a few more weeks
YouSmellethDingleberry
Leave Ozzy out of this!
aimeufigado
You don't wanna jinx it now, do you?
BloodyRain2k
inb4 Ozzy survives everyone who commented here...
BloodyRain2k
Ok, maybe I should have said "outlives", whatever. Also fuck your lack of an edit function imgur!
ochnoe
I still think this guy pickled himself in alcohol.
mephiston
LabyrinthBuilder
STGxDante
3 years ago he had to be on oxygen 100% of the time and looked like he was on his death bed. Now he's a 20 year younger father to himself.
LabyrinthBuilder
something47
I loved you in star wars!
secretoaster
Money. Lots and lots of money.
SargeIsSarge
This motherfucker might be immortal.
fallschirmjager44
definitely the drugs...and...SATAN!!!!
IMayHaveSeenBetter
Shit kirk douglas turned 100 on the 9th
IMayHaveSeenBetter
And he blogs
TheresAGermanWordForThat
You can't kill rock and roll.
SithHaveBetterSex
Dude even had a four wheeler accident.
sirdrinksalot1
ozzy's superhuman
kiDDarknessssS
Me waiting for the next 2016 celebrity death:
kerouazy
...I've got Gary Bussey in the Deadpool...4 more days...Fingers crossed
jsnforce
2016: "Who said that?"
Paddy80
Don't tempt the gods.
ozzyozzofozz
Username relevant
MyOtherImgurUserameIsMuchMoreImpressive
Keith must have shared some of his magic life elixir with him... ;L)
LabyrinthBuilder
Madclaw21
No, Keith Richards is a Highlander. Every time another celeb dies he gets stronger.
GandalfsLawyer
All the coke pickled Ozzy, and bat blood is a natural preservative
OmnibusLatinName
"Every time you smoke a cigarette, god takes a minute of your life and gives it to Keith Richards." - some one funnier that I
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Maybe their old, leathery hides protect them.
xGrimCitizen
They both hang upside-down while they sleep. Like bats.
HighwayWizard
Hey man, something tells me imitating the behavior of bats near Ozzy is a bad idea
xxjabberwocky
He comes in to where I work a lot. Funniest dude I've ever met. yelled "FUCK IM SENILE" after asking if a certain late celeb shopped at 1/2
xxjabberwocky
2/2 our store and his assistant had to remind him that the dude was already dead