TiptronicS
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I could have so much fun with this..
Sep 29, 2020 8:59 PM
TiptronicS
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I could have so much fun with this..
digitalmike
I’m guessing it is highly toxic and causes several forms of cancer.
werenotreallystrangers
I remember a frat brother of my cousin gluing the doors/windows shut on another fraternity while they were on Spring Break
voydlander
I too want to glue bricks onto things.
Neboskrebnut
I was missing it just the other day.
nxrble
Are these our generation’s infomercials? Always get that vibe with these “new product wow!” gifs
Camelspotting
It is an infomercial, it's not new to enjoy the ridiculousness of infomercials.
VaultGirl69
Yes. It's trash. I always downvoted it. We're too fucking broke anyways. Why should we give a shit?
TheSillyDragon
It's old. Magicians been using it to put sawed women back together for ages.
coolkidwestern
JohnBigboote74
Wow. You just violated the magician's code! You've made a huge mistake.
Happinessisawarmmeme
Aren’t there enough adds on Imgur already?
VaultGirl69
Yes. It's trash. I always downvoted it. We're too fucking broke anyways. Why should we give a shit? It's also not a meme. Don't care...
mcliffordgoo
It made using my mother’s oatmeal.
Gotbread
"Maximum resistance of 880 LBS" - over what area?
EndlessArmageddon
website says 400kg per cm².
Gotbread
Thank you good sir. This is a unit we can work with. Quite impressive actually.
cybes
Whilst that is indeed most excellent ('specially the space-filling), you do know Superglue was nerfed, right?
Lyllii
Let’s hope the next patch doesn’t nerf this glue.
Juvis
I'm so done with this game. The base is pretty much p2w, each patch makes it worse, and the events are only getting harder, still no rewards
Lyllii
The vanilla game was so much better. They are starting to lose ideas with each expansion and don’t get me started on the 2020 bug that they
Lyllii
Have yet to fix ! The developers are so lazy . Seems like they have given up on this game. The subscription price is ridiculous
byohzzrd
The clip is misleading. It cuts away to allow for curing time.
sockshoesockshoe
Well thank goodness. Imagine if it instantly welded together, I know mine would be 1/2" off and bug me for the rest of eternity.
trekkiedane
My parents had a house in Spain... I swear, they use this for EVERYTHING!
ProbablyDrunkAgain
So their version of duct tape then?
freckledkink
Gorilla glue
Bystandr
Not shown: 10 min to set stick that to the roof and side blocks, but it is cool stuff. Anyone know how the bond holds up to age and weather?
Freestila
it's 30 minutes according to the specs, sooo... Not really usable for this kind of thing. My arm would fall off..
ThatRandomCanadian
So... Basically that one memed adhesive stuff.
admiralawesome4213
*glues my friends to things*
DracoSicarius
Ah yes now I can glue cinder blocks to the ceiling for no reason. Just what I needed for the perfect ceiling decor
rvcaptn
doubt
OneOfTheOnes
If it is so good, why is he wearing a hat???
JustinSaneFire
So what's the secret remedy when I glue my fucking fingers together with this shit? Magic? The blood of the unborn?
freckledkink
Wait for your skin to grow out
DraccoKnightblade
Powerfix! Now in flavours like Shockolate, Rawberry, Manana and GUN!
Neurisko
SO MANY BABIES
Wesclies
MORE LIGHTS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR
thecorporealmonty
So it's basically Epoxy?
odetomymatt13
Yea, this is no different than most commercial adhesives. Even the 3 hours and underwater cure aren't enough to make this product special.
sqishd24
it's not hard to glue bricks and other porous things together I work with glues that do that in half the time
odetomymatt13
Seriously, next there will be a post about a magical 1 sided adhesive fabric
sqishd24
OMG!! WHERE DO I FIND IT!!!
fryturama
WARNING: Not a sexual lubricant.
MashMouth
Also not cocaine from the thumbnail
railgap
there is no such thing as "maximum resistance" - that's a made-up marketing term.
railgap
and I would hardly consider 30min "instant". o_O
hokester77360
Compared to the hours it takes for mortar to harden it’s pretty fucking close.
ButtmoTerror
Wait till y'all see what's holding an airplane together...
Covidnineteen
Tape and gremlins
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
NormandBelter
I thought the first gif was some pure coke lining
churlishblackcat
I came here to say the same
Imakethingsweird
I would totally not glue mustaches on everyone I know. Also not on a few people I randomly met.
freckledkink
I knew someone who used a type of hot glue for wood to glue extensions to their bald head before.
Kelfezond
You'd have to hold it on their face for thirty minutes. Could be awkward
eeyrjmr
Glues are great until you need to get things apart
CreativeThief
Then industrial power tools become great!
Aercon
I think its called “chemical welding” when the bond gets that strong
MrTANKZMAN
It's like how pvc "glue" is technically a solvent and pretty much fuses the pvc together
stja
I don't think I'll need my walls apart any time soon, so I'm good.
LeutAldoRaine
I've made the joke that the next guy is gonna curse me taking things apart, only to be the next guy later on.
whitebbwolf
theghostwholurks
Ya i can imagine new owners wondering why the fuck someone stuck a besa block to the roof.
FreemansRedHotRebar
A.. besser block?
theghostwholurks
Fine. Hollow brick thingies then.
Astramancer
... hollow brick thingies?
Richarmeleon
Fine, a hard hole
FreemansRedHotRebar
Lol sorry I'm not being that guy, I really don't know. Tried to Google it and that's all I found
theghostwholurks
? No idea on the spelling but that is what we refer to as the basic building blocks in Aus. Cinder blocks in US speak I guess.
muggybonehead
Breeze block?
endmostchimera127001
A cinder block?
skipweasel
880lbs per what? Square inch, square foot, square giraffe's tongue?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Gorilla testicle.
theweirdstudio
rhomboid inch
Nightcaste
OP's mom
lospaturno
square meter
KrakedUp
Per banana obviously
Psionickitten
Per unlabeled banana...?
Communinja
Another ad i found listed 400kg/10cm² in 3 hours
Pafolo
Sqmi
ihavethelowground
Yes
SvenskaApacheGermanMex73
Standard American clothes dryers
Cr4zyC4tLady
I understood that reference.jpeg
RJF2009
Square banana
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
Usually adhesives are in psi lap shear value
valen00
It's American so probably washing machines
BannedbyastupidMod
880lbs per free advertisement!
JamesTrickington87
My chemistry TA would always say if we didn't put units, it was cats per donuts
Aphexan
Damn my materials/mechanics teacher in Sweden does the exact same thing.
Circosys
They weren't wrong
buzzl1ght
African or European cats?
skipweasel
Er....I don't know....
zanli
I had to sit through a presentation by a software vendor rep. He put up a graph with the axes labelled "Functionality" and "Technology"...
Raeilgunne
so 880lbs cat per donut.
Gotbread
That must be a big donut if it fattens the cat that much
twilli919
What's the Oz to Crumb ratio?
Spelloppmaker
Same ratio as unicorns to leprechauns.
tyrfin
Is it pounds-cats or cat-pounds?
TiptronicS
frischcode
NacLac
LoggingOutNow
N E S
dudechaos
400kg/cm² according to their website
closhedbb
So 800lbs/cm^2? That’s a hilarious mix of metric and imperial.
bingotown
Wow, that's a whole bunch.
TexanSailor
400kilos per centimeter? I don’t trust it.
crash217
I tried converting that to imperial and I don’t trust the answer.
TwokN
400kg = 880#, 1in = 2.54cm. Therefore 400kg-cm^2 is roughly 346.46psi.
Mosod
400kg/cm^2 * (2.54 cm/inch)^2 * 2.2 lbs/kg = 5677. 408 psi which seems freakishly high. It's late, I'm sleepy but I think I did that righ.
Mosod
Google says I did it right. 14.22 psi per kg/cm^2. Google used addition aignificant digits so it actually gets 5688
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndlsNoLongerAvailable
5000lbs per inch? lol. Thats outrageous
LessThanCrazyMaskSalesman
The math holds up... But I'd trust that a lot more if it said 40 or, better yet, 4
ratchet00111
I got 132 psi
Daevram1123
I could do so much vandalism with this. All the vandalism.
HundredsAnd100s
I wonder if you can feasibly glue a car's tires to the pavement... and should you do all four or just one?
Daevram1123
All i will say is that in the us most insurance companies only pay out if all 4 tires are damaged.
RyanHaynes
3/4, got it
robingal1
My halcyon vandal days were spent with a tube of dollar tree super glue. Happymeal toys are still on walls/lockers in my high school.
robingal1
I'm not saying i was smart, but i was productive.
Daevram1123
"1 for initiative. -over 9k for cause.
Sinvisigoth
THAT'S MORE THAN TWELVE VANDALISMS!!!!!
Daevram1123
ALL THE VANDALISM!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinvisigoth
ALL?! EVEN THAT ONE ON THE LEFT WITH THE WIBBLY EDGE AND THE STUPID HAT?!
Daevram1123
EVERY SINGLE VANDALISM. EVEN WIBBLY VANDALISMS.!!!!!!!
rhmrcScifiBandit
Waiting for someone in the trades to explain why this stuff is garbage
odetomymatt13
Not garbage, just nothing special. Products like this already exist, along with products better than this.
EquinoxActual
You can probably buy a dozen adhesives like this at your local Home Depot.
TheNLK
Loctite pl 8x. It's usually strong enough that the material breaks instead of the glue.