DumbLoser
565062
15453
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It has been summoned
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
ObliqueRay
He's going to shit all over the air we all breathe, but sure let's make a big deal over a typo.
imooforyou
Why is it so hard for people to understand that people enjoy this moment BECAUSE of the shit he's doing?
Lilshadow48
How? That makes no sense.
imooforyou
How is it hard to understand? Its not quantum physics.
smadge1
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
unpunnyfuns
.
JustAnotherknarF
I just sang it. It was amazing
cluckythehorse
I love this man
suppafly
I don't even know what the real lyric is, so it's covfefe in my mind forever now.
Burke616
Colitas. The original lyric was "warm smell of colitas rising up through the air." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitas
whocanPelican
All this time I didn't know it was slang for weed.
Kelsusaurus
I'm so glad I passed by other dumps and made this my first view. This comment stream is the best.
gablestout
Up ahead in the distance, I saw some negative press...
poseidondeep
Stab then with your steely knives and together we will kill the beasts!
The22ndDoctor
My hands grew tiny and my hairline thin, I had to tweet for the night.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
My rage grew heavy, my intelligence dim; if only I had used spell check...
xristogur
i'm trying to figure out which person on this minithread is really patton
HunterSThompsonSlashWesAndersonFan
Melania stood in the doorway I heard that twitter bell And I was thinking to myself 'This is gonna make Spicer's week feel like hell'
CheezburgerApocalypse
Then she lit up a flame war, and she showed me the way...
ahappyturtlenord
Putin's voice was down the corridor and I heard him say
BigNasty55
There were voices on the internet, I thought I heard them say...
KarelWillemJaarsveld
In Holland we call that the "Koffiefee":
covfefe
+1 for incovfefeable lol
[deleted]
[deleted]
AdditionNumberOne
+1
Boredoom
"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
clid3r
I just laughed so loud the woman next to me woke up and she ain't happy. Thanks.
udick
tell my mom to call me..
madjo
Here we see the rare self-burn.
clid3r
Hahahah. Yes!
xristogur
My name is Inigo Montoya, you covfefe'd my father. Prepare to die.
covfefe
ilikethatone
Yeah that was the one that won my up vote too.
AdditionNumberOne
+1
Jowrdan
This comment is incovfefeable +1
AdditionNumberOne
+1
jhackofalltrades
MattDude
Dude, NO ONE knows what that word means lol.
Treblaine
I swear if this is a coded message to enact a kind of Order 66 style uprising...
iprettymuchonlypostcats
"The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant," Spicer responded. https://goo.gl/okk9EK
Treblaine
WowSoSparkly
NostalgicHooligan
allotherusernamestaken89
cutap
our classmate's mother makes 76 every hour from home >>>w w w . 9 9 O n l i n e C a s h . c omᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵᴵ
realRonaldDump
I was taking a covfefe. It was hjuuuuge!
Aldante92
'Yuuuuuuuge
funnyflywheel
Bigly
amperShroom
wtf happened while I was asleep
sumowoman
It's hot for Trump too. Distracts idiots from the fact that USA is leaving the Paris climate agreement.
fredsayingthatsmyfetish
RightPremiseWrongConclusion
Username checks out
rhz1181
NinjaCongo
TheLastZombieCat
Yikes
slapmetwice
I never noticed- is that Gwen stefani in the background?
LarvaLamp
And the dude from Bush.
CorwinMacGregor
but if the covfefe is *too* hot, who do you sue for the burns?
wowwhatagreataudience
Yeah... I understand the reference... sure
aleister94
I wonder what he was trying to say
Regificus
https://stepcdn.com/assets/2017-06/02/7/toazu/screen-shot-2017-06-02-at-10-50-36-am-700x.png
WholesomePyromaniac
I think he meant coverage.
Unoski
He is still a letter short. We have a dumbass leading us.
MysteriousLeigh
And it's still not a complete sentence.
datsunami
Nuclear launch codes
xristogur
they had to take out the special characters & numbers for him
LordNoodles
So while people were busy memeing this, a massive suicide bomb near embassies in Kabul killed 80, wounded 350.
llestPieGod
And while Trump was busy using Twitter complaining instead of solving problems like a real president.
Pencillin
And then this morning he began rolling back insurance coverage for women's health
LordNoodles
Twelve minutes before his tweet the bomb went off.
llestPieGod
And more than 6 hours after the bomb went off, he had the time to delete his original covfefe tweet and ask the public what covfefe means.
buckeyegoddess
Exactly. I mean... humans can't possibly think about more than one thing at a time, right?
llestPieGod
A president with priorities
ChangingMyNameToHideFromStalker
As a New Zealander, I have no idea what's going on right now.
rhz1181
More like New Zoolander, amirite?
Deadlyfire
Typo Trump made in a tweet. I would be lost too if I didn't hear about it on the morning talk show I listen to on the radio.
lucienishisnameo
Thank god you heard it
BeatPharmacist
As an American, neither do I
SalazaarXionon
Im with you bro like wtf is covfefe and why is it a meme now lol
giitsok
I'm Canadian and I have no clue what's going on with our southern neighbors. I'm confused.
giitsok
ok.. after I googled... and then had my #covfefe I understood..... it's just some of Trump's crazy ramblings..
Strongharbour432
I just stopped trying to understand and just roll wth it
LordNoodles
Trump was tweeting but got pulled away before he really finished because of the bombing in Kabul but people just wanna meme him instead
monimoomo
Doubt he got pulled away.
LordNoodles
It happened within 15 minutes of each other. 6:22 Kabul time and 12:06 Eastern time.
monimoomo
Well, you have time on your side ;-) how much you willing to bet he doesn't give two shits about the people of Kabul?
BOSSMOPS
As a german, me neither
CanadianRicoSuave
As a canadian, me neither
JungleFungle
As an American, same here
mrLochness350
As a person from politically the most hated country, neither do I
ashmenon
We already covered America, dude.
RamAssScratcher
North Korea?
BillTheProminentLawyer
As a reptilian, me neither.
DOUGL4S1
iCommunicateInGifs
Pure fucking genius.
v
AwesomeName
Heliogabalus227
Frigging incredible.
usernumberseven
planetbuster
Elerich
good twin peaks reference
ucatione
Heeellooooo!!
prepbatman
"despite the negative press" made this.
maximsk
I was hoping someone would comment on that.
WinchesterTavern
HellooooOoo!
Carrieamazing
Yes
Harukosan
This ^
SmoothSaline
I love twin peaks. That is all.
filmusic42
Damn, that was quick
WillTradeSkiingLessonsForNudes
I STARTED WATCHING THIS YESTERDAY AND I JJST THOUGHT OF THIS JOKE
Mohammed1985
That's the best one
zealotsveta
Bahahhaha
snykat
80percentlegs
This is just the greatest
DumbLoser
Are you made of Cobalt, Vanadium and Iron? Because you are CoVFeFe.
Vorticist
"I am CoVFeFe man Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?"
TheBufferkiller
You beautiful mother fucker.
adrizen
Best yet
superanth
And Iron.
EatingFiftyBagels
Brilliant
SuburbanMeerkat
You shoot me down but I won't fall I am CoVFeFe
Calculussucks
Question: is this the dude who plays The Captain on how i met your mother?
TheTimeless
I knew he looked familiar!
AwesomeName
Yes.
Calculussucks
Thanks. Awesome name, by the way.
fribbled
aye aye
ShamelessUpvoteWhore
it's the nuclear launch code
Caniac
I heard it was never changed from the original "1, 2, 3, 4, 5"
SunshineAndNihilism
Legit tho, from 1960 to ~1980, the actual code was 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
StarFoxette
That's the same combination on my luggage!
1Man1Game
I once ate a tuna sandwich on a sailboat... so there's that
Idownvotegunnuts
My first thought was that he had stroked out.
Spartacus1966
no such luck
mully19
You spelled hope wrong.
DMGuy
Man, what if 20 years from now we're like "Where were you when you first read the Tweet you later found out Trump died while making?"
BurningChaotic
betterbet
I've always been impressed by the animation skills of this .gif
DeathPlacebo
It work better if he had two dicks tip to tip and went middle out. I can prove it mathematically.
PlZZATHEHUTT
I need to see those numbers please
DireSnails
http://imgur.com/IlwvheC
ATalkingMushroom
Glorious.
Quishquanies
This is funny
violentsnowstorm
whatever it takes to make the right happy
IdoMath69
Please don't try to log into DT's twitter. Sara Palin got her email "hacked" because someone tried the security questions, and managed to..
IdoMath69
to actually log in. FBI arrested them! PS they got all the info from reading her book.
AlkeneThiol
The FBI doesn't need a warrant to put malware on your computer, but you get arrested for logging into an ex-politicians email. #Freedom
AllLivesDontMatter
She wasn't an ex-politician, she was a governor and a VP candidate at the time.
Arceus
FBI arrests them but won't arrest my friend "hacking" into my Facebook and writing that I like dick... Double Fucking Standard. /s
thexian
Ughh.. I know your pain. Some asshole have been hacking my computer since I was 12 and filled the browser history with porn.
Arceus
Probably the same hacker that keeps looking up midget unicorn porn on mine.
Trexel
This administration does enough stuff thats ACTUALLY dumb. people making news out of stupid shit like this is just annoying and unnecessary
Trexel
I'd like to point out that the positives are literally never covered either, but this is imgur so I'll get buried for saying not left
Notaddictedtovideogames
ATalkingMushroom
#1
Wabbadabba
The President typod a tweet. The internet exploded
tellmewheredidyousleeplastnight
Username checks out.
peridotstar
Here's some more I saved :D![]()
peridotstar
peridotstar
Oh and one of my favorites--somone posted this with the title "America-WE are Covfefe!"
SDWeasel
It appears to be from another Presidential Tweet. #1
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Everyday we stray further from God's light
yourmamacantgetenough
TIL - twitter misspelling = God light fading
TheDarknessOvershinesYouAll1994
cheeseguy3412
Well then he shouldn't have thrown the planet that hard.
yoshi
it's alright, he uses neons and they're bad for the eyes
AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven
Everyday we stray further from Covfefe's light.
Nawoi
but shards still grace the corners of our rooms
LadyWidebottom
Then we will just post dank memes in the dark.
MemeDissector
Everyday we stray further from God's covfefe
bushidopirate
And into the waiting maw of Cthulfefe, eater of worlds
CharonsAlptraum
eater of covfefe
Katateochi
Every covfefe we covfefe further from Covfefe's covfefe
peridotstar
Lol, we can use it for everything like the Smurfs use 'Smurf' xD
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Covfefe covfefe, covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe.
Katateochi
Covfefe
Luchingador
ah... hahaha he is selling the future of our planet for corporate greed... hahahaha.....
peridotstar
Relevant:
We'll be ok as long as we keep fighting back and not loose hope, but morale/self care is important
Luchingador
at least he announced the decision about the future on the world like a pay per view event...
SheldonCooper1510
I think the biggest achievement of Trump as president is to make people laugh on a daily basis
sumowoman
It has also been published today that USA is leaving the Paris climate agreement. This is a distraction.
Gaelwyn
Isn't everything?... Meanwhile in Kabul, 80 dead and 350+ injured in bombing. #covfefe
VeskaiTsumonit
He's also managed to not have his hair gray over in the first few months like all the past presidents.
Gaelwyn
That's crap on his head is white hair. He used to have brown hair. He just has gross yellowy-white hair. Maybe from the spray tan.
arrbos
On the other hand, he's been through like fifty hamsters.
Alt130
Trump is pulling the USA out of Paris Climate agreement and all you talk is about some stupid stuttering? Get your priorities straight ffs.
zerbert
Get your priorities straight (cov)fefes.
Mkonemo
and while everyone focuses on this bullshit, that idiot pulls US out of Paris climate accord.
lurkhard
Much to the surprise of nobody anywhere
CaptainJeanLucPicardOfTheFederationStarshipUSSEnterprise
And Comey is about to publicly testify about his private meetings with Trump
whyaminotstudying
Coverage. I'm with the people who say he fell asleep tweeting,but that's the word.
buttpunch13
Or covered or covers
SirFeatherbottom
Jesus Christ the US President can't even hold his own attention while tweeting
ZakCrouch
I like to believe that covfefe happened when he was tackled and his phone wrestled away from him.
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
Thank you! I thought he misspelled "coffee". Not going to lie, I was very confused for a long time.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Despite the negative coffee.
yoitsdoe
Press coffee
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
Press coffee is a thing! Google it!
yoitsdoe
Negative press coffee tho
BoardkilL
And here I thought evil never sleeps.
DanFranzen
You're thinking of rust.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I feel a little bad because my first thoughts were "toilet stroke". But only a little bad.
TheHibiscusIsMeltingAgain
Ambien and twitter; not even once.
MightyOwl
I think he mistyped, wanted to delete and accidentally hit the send button?
VoidIncarnate
#Courage.
hillbillyal
Covfefevrage
ghosthendrikson
I'm convinced these twitter rants come during late night coke binges. Who else is up at 3 am saying ridiculous stuff?
AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven
It's a fun time when our first thought about our leader is "he probably fell asleep while tweeting". Are we great again yet?
iCommunicateInGifs
Your one downvote cracks me up.
v
mithiwithi
I'm sure tired of all the
FusRoDoodles
I fell asleep writing this covfefe
ashmenon
What I'm more amazed about was that it was allowed to stay up there for so long. Surely SOMEONE on his staff would have picked up on it?
Kougeru
He's not supposed to delete anything. Even typos. Presidential Records Act.
ashmenon
That only applies to the official @POTUS account I think. Also, he's deleted typo tweets from this account before.
iCommunicateInGifs
Incorrect. Everything is archived and attributed to Mango In Chief.
ashmenon
Interesting. But does the President's office have rights over the president's personal twitter account? AFAIK @barackobama was not >
societysreject
My guess is he got interrupted by a phone call
tanebou
I'm betting on a stroke or Alzheimer's.
truthsmiles
Why not both?
MrNoodlemansbrother
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
mialynneb
I even @ the Secret Service because I thought it was a legit stroke. It's like the POTUS goes to bed and everyone clears out. It was bizarre
tanebou
Nah, he's gotta have overnight handlers. Who will make a 1 AM taco bell run for him otherwise?
StateOfPlague
Betting or hoping? (joking, I don't wish that on anyone)
imsoupercereal
It was probably just a minor stroke. Nothing serious or out of the ordinary for a man of his age and diet.
zma123456
Sean Spicer said he wrote it on purpose.
transferswitch
skelitor120
I thought "Conferences", "constant negative press conferences".
Femail76
It's so bad I had no idea. Thank you for your good work
BearBombs
But it's like an accidental prophetic tweet. In spite of the negative press (of the covfefe tweet), covfefe (persists as a meme)
stormtrooper412
maybe he was dictating?
Junktrunkjunkie
I'm glad I'm not famous though. All my crazy spelling errors up for world wide inspection sounds like a terrible idea.
GifIsPronouncedJif
He doesn't write his tweets.
ProphetOfWhy
Honestly, I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt. He might have mistyped and tried to go backwards, but accidentally hit send.
RandomAbscessMemories
I've done that so man
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Wars have been started over less. Obvs he mistyped, but we still have to hold the damn president to a higher standard, come on!
LokiKingOfJotunheim
That's probably easy to do when you have tiny hands
in2i2on
But... if it was a mistake he probably would have removed it? Idk. He's so backwards nothing surprises me.
yoitsdoe
He's removed less significant typos, that's what made this extra weird.
Kougeru
He got in trouble for deleting shit before. Possibly illegal immigrants due to Presidential Records Act
WardSharlow
FoxNews is going to start using "covefefe" in their reporting and just pretending it's always been a word. Fucking kwijibos.
Earlkay
And that is the exact reason pay for social media reps.
Earlkay
People pay for* shit, see. The send button is too enticing for mere mortals.
DatDarthCaedus
And then left it up for 6 hours? Wouldn't he notice fairly quickly?
Kougeru
He got in trouble last time he deleted a tweet to correct it. Something about the Presidential Records Act.
Kougeru
https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2017/02/08/is-it-legal-for-donald-trump-to-delete-tweets-as-president/#1e75cc6e3705
DatDarthCaedus
Yeah, he's not allowed to delete them, but it IS deleted now. Still, took 6 hours.
bttycrckr
this is already as overplayed as harambe and its been like 2 minutes
LizardEnterprises
You don't think it should get this much covfefe?
Gaelwyn
The whole world is crashing and burning. Let us enjoy our revelry at 45's expense.
idonthaveakeyboard
covfefe is the worst meme this year, completely forced and not at all funny
LaFLARECorporation
Stop lying this is the funniest shit to date, it's the worst meme because no one knows what the fuck it is!! Pure comedy gold!
Lilshadow48
Nah it's unfunny as fuck. I'm pretty tired of "look at this stupid thing trump did SOFUNNY"
LaFLARECorporation
People making it about Trump, but most of us who don't care about Trump/Politics are laughing at "What the fuck is a Covfefe"
Lilshadow48
I am one of those people. I chuckled at the original tweet. The joke was beaten into the ground 5 minutes after it happened.
monimoomo
How much do you want to bet the president is more pissed off about this than the fact that 80 people died in Kabul last night?
Gaelwyn
Seeing as he made no comment about Kabul? I think you win that bet.
monimoomo
We still have the rest of the day
Gaelwyn
I don't have high hopes.
MoreAshyThanLarry
Kabu what? - Trump probably
DictatorDapper
Some of us are not completely obsessed with Donald trump What is this all about ?
StTriniansHeadBoy
Covfefe
kneebitten
When one steps in a dogpile, it's not necessarily out of obsession.
ElasticRichard
He got elected.
ElasticRichard
And hell followed with him.
DisgruntledFerret
He is President of the United States of America. The idea he is unimportant is misinformed. He made a dumb typo while ranting, jokes ensued.
HandsomeJack19
This is funny (& my writer friends on twitter have been even funnier) but I'm a wee bit tired of the spotlight on every little Trump thing.
Luchingador
yeah, people act like he is president of the united stated or something....
HandsomeJack19
I get it. It's silly though. Our attentions need to be focused on substantive stuff, like how he's pulling outta the Paris Climate Accords.
saralas
Yep, totally can't try to find any amusement out of this shitstorm, that would be intolerable. Must remain distraught at all times.
HandsomeJack19
Humor is a defense against his asshattery, but I'd rather not hear about him every time he does something stupid but ultimately irrelevant.
HandsomeJack19
EVERYONE is talking about this. (There were 500,000 tweets within an hour of him posting it.) NO one is talking about Paris. It's fucked.
son0fgrim
Oh neat another meme I don't get that will be dead in a week
PreciousPotato
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/31/what-is-covfefe-donald-trump-baffles-twitter-post
smellyboots
News!
TheRepeaterTheRepeater
raviolihummingbird
I love memes like that, the ones that just go on and on and on get stale after a while. I live in the moment. In the... the mement. Sorry.
DrProfLenny
I don't get why it's a meme. Everyone gets screwed by auto cucumber every once in a while :/
Gaelwyn
Because he's POTUS. And he's an idiot. If we don't make fun of him we'll have to resign ourselves to accepting this as reality.
thewhifflingtit
He's the fucking President of the United States. When I fuck up a tweet I delete it and retweet, and I'm not the fucking President.
pres2pond
Trump tried to tweet "coverage", mis-spelled it as covrege, but was sleepy and typo'd that as covfefe. It's dumber than usual memes.
Curmudgeoner
"It's dumber than usual memes." But it checks out.
PreciousPotato
I'm impressed by the speed of the reaction, though. Also, this tweet reads as if he had a stroke while typing... not even a complete /1
PreciousPotato
sentence, he just left it hanging.
AwesomeName
No, it will live on, despite all the negative press.
tiarali
...covfefe
TheBlackWindHowls
Trump made an incomplete tweet ending in a weird typo, then apparently went to bed without correcting it. The Internet reacted.
mynameisnotalice
Is this guy even real??
badmacaroni
He's human lol stop acting as if you have as hard of a job as he does and never make typos
mynameisnotalice
No, I don't. Not on my public twitter account and especially not when representing something greater. And I am by far less important than(1)
mynameisnotalice
Donald Trump. Spell-checking your public tweets is not hard. I wouldn't say a thing if he corrected his tweet shortly after or deleted (2)
Beepity
And is both the commander-in-chief of the US Armed Forces and the country's lead diplomat, yes.
mynameisnotalice
I know that you guys don't have as much experience with revolutions as we Europeans have, but now might be the right time to try it again.
Beepity
Yeah but we've got a perfect record as far as having the good ones succeed goes, and we're nervous about messing that up.