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Nov 16, 2021 1:39 AM
quazz500
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prufock
#1 What can I saaaaay except...
PathologicalLier
#15 idk whats that about.. last stripper i had wanted me to slap her booty ... it was awesome. but...not sex in the champagne room.
VaultGirl69
#7 We could all do our best is we supported each other. Competition is crushing if you aren't actively participating in it.
roxigirly
DontBlinkDontEvenBlink
#3 but I'm the teacher and that's what they are supposed to do!
ViciousTricious666
Im just imagining all the emo peeps with no pants now xD
ChaopsPyramydBuylderCompany
#13 as long as you don't get your mom Onlyfans
CyclopticColleague
#8
NergalJester
Lot of new ones, thanks!
Predacane35
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Gremlynn4023
#11 black bonnet girls make the Amish world go round
imgonnahurtu
Can we talk about what's in the reflection of the scrub.
Crabsforeveryone
@47 I once referred to it as the fangorn forest and broke my husband.
AFutileGesture
This doesn't happen to me. I don't have anyone I care about.
Scobragon
#8 Why would you do my boy Kapp’n dirty like that?
rezorrand
#13 uh..thankfully I don't play RuneQuest
AttackoftheRobotMonkeys
#14 hahaha no you don't try to hug when they're in that phase
Zeus541
Is #34 something that was actually said on air?
blackcloudsandrainbows
#17 but...you would have to be keeping track of the flaws to get a number, meaning you care enough to notice
fireclanninja1337
Nope. My wife enumerates them daily.
Gaelwyn
If you don’t care enough to notice, you don’t care much about that person.
NationofSchrad
Lots of sugar and xanthan gum, go to bed.
FilthAndRuin
That is not the same as watching the machine do the thing and you know it.
CJFoxx11
This is the best dump I have ever taken in my whole life. I'm crying. Thank you.
WombatsRunAwaytoDig
*peek (I'm that person; not sorry. +1, great dump)
Isorikk
PSA to cat owners: If you respect your cat they won't be an asshole and will enjoy your affection.
Isorikk
Smdh at all these posts about cats being angry from pets. Then leave them the fuck alone! They are independent creatures.
Isorikk
Sauce: I (was) an animal caretaker and have raised five cats personally. P.S. Male tabbies are the easiest and are very friendly!
Potatopeelerkind
Consider the coconut!
MorticianA98
Consider its leaves!
Omnimorph2112
The what?
NoThanksSatan
Consider its treeeeeee
ProcurCat
The island gives us what we neeeeeeeed.
GeimhreadhAgTeacht
And noone leeeaves
Frankiejoneston
That's right we stay
mifdsam
we use each part of the coconut!
Japeth0
Is all we need!