Carpe Diem Bitches

Aug 25, 2022 5:01 PM

UncleMontie

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#life

I feel like I'm not enjoying it

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put on some fucking lotion

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the reminder.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always use sunscreen, kids.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pretty certain I am incapable of enjoying it. Even when spending time with friends and family I only feel numb at best.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're soaking in it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not enjoying this, like, at all.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

is not short

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't seem short until you get closer to the end. You can believe that!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm sorry, Facebook and Tumblr are that way.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yet it feels so damn long. Are we there yet?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Held the umbrella wrong in Death Stranding

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the poster for that M Night Shyamalan movie?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This picture looks more like "enjoy the money your daddy worked hard to get"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where does one go to enjoy it so much they age 10 times on one side?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't there's nowhere to live and everything is too expensive

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Switch hands more often when smoking.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing a picture a long time ago of a trucker where his face was almost this much of a contrast due to sun exposure on one side.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hard to enjoy it when everything is too expensive and you're getting underpaid and that before you account for inflation.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Hard to enjoy it with you fucking peasants moaning all the time. Don't you have three minimum wage jobs you should be doing right now??

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm trying.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Same. Doing ok at it but I feel ya.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a european truck driver?

4 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 5

Use sunscreen even when it is cloudy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did WHAT to your truck driver?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brit'ish

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Japanese ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bri'ish*

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My fucking trip is full of pain and tears, nothing else, I wish I was on the right already

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You never know there might be someone out there to help shoulder that burder for you :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same person, just shows their overpowered masturbating hand.

4 years ago | Likes 684 Dislikes 8

Friction

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One hand looks better because of lotion they used.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They evidently enjoyed countless short trips.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flickin that bean

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

My username is finally relevant haha!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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v

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UK truck driver's arm. Sorry, "Lorry" or whatever goofy word du jour is used there now, arm.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

Aussie road train

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since the English invented English, I'm gonna say that American words are the goofy ones.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HGV. (Actually that's old, nowadays it's LGV).

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

LGV?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Large/heavy goods vehicle. Most people just call them wagons in my area

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh right. I'm in England and hadn't heard LGV. Mostly just 'lorries' (or HGV when in the news), in the middle of England anyway.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0