zippydoo
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FP edit: didn’t think this of all things would get me front page. Send them hot dad bods
Jul 16, 2019 10:48 PM
zippydoo
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FP edit: didn’t think this of all things would get me front page. Send them hot dad bods
cozyvvitch
angry, insecure, little man
FarmerFrance
CAN SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!
AnthonyBlumpkins
He was later interviewed about it. Interviewer was a tall woman. He wasn't pleased.
joeyecho101
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
RoovyRoo
Nuubopotamus
Came to the comment looking for this one
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
CanadianCobraChicken
I don't know what's the best part; the chest bump to the nuts, or the fact that he had to bounce on his toes to do it
simplemusings
Asshole comes in soooo many packages. Um maybe not getting dates because he is a gaping asshole?
locutusufborg
Charlie Brown isn't taking anyone's shit anymore...except that last guy. He took a lot of shit from him.
Frankiejoneston
I'm ashamed to admit I think I would have done what the last guy did. I don't want to be that person but wow was that guy asking for it.
ThatTransformersDude
He took about 3 feet more shit from him
tyface
A little yappy dog ? all bark and no bite...though he did eat that floor pretty well
Feralkyn
"YOU'RE NOT GOD OR MY FATHER OR MY BAWS" what
homiedudemanguy
I legit feel bad for him though. Showing signs of having a rough day, rejected/ridiculed whole life and just happened to hurt that moment
ATRGromn
This is a local bagel place, they give a free mini bagel to anyone who mentions the incident when they order.
FragileDonkey
Heard about this on Howard Stern today. 4'11" guy was upset with all women for constant turndowns on dating sites.
ketchupfart
Do you think Shuli will win the fight?
genericanamoly
Glad they did he’s a prick. Watched his self made YouTube videos, and he is a disgusting person.
Datsinginguy
Doot.
lollercycle
pretty sure this put the nail in that coffin
thatssirtoyou
is he actually that short or was it a joke
genericanamoly
He’s that short. He says it in a YouTube video while harassing 7-11 employees.
tyrfin
Y'all need Kiwifarms
MyTrueIdiotSelf990
This dude is such a total douche and literally just looks for confrontation. His idea that "women don't like me because I'm short" is his-
MyTrueIdiotSelf990
poor way to self-rationalize that it's more like "women don't like me because I'm a huge cunt".
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Exactly. If there were zero short guys in relationships maybe he'd have a point. But plenty of short guys have partners. That's when you /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
have to consider if maybe the issue is you and not the 3.5 billion women on earth. /2
IGotTheMusicInMe425
But that would require maturity and self-reflection, and that shit is haaaaaaard
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Little guy just signed with some fighting company
MerkNowitzki41
Wait... Really? No. You're joking right? I CAN'T tell any more
icookfoodandfightfire
lmao i live near this place and saw this guy in a parking lot a few days after this happened. he was arguing with some dude about something
PsychoWyrm
Anyone else cringe real hard when people whip out "You're not God!" In an argument?
in70x
I cringe even more when atheists hear the word God and launch into a topic no one is talking about.
BaconAssassin00
Which is exactly what you just did lol
PsychoWyrm
Who is talking about religion? I'm pointing out that weird phrase is all. It's never classy individuals that say it in an argument.
joeyecho101
BakedPotata
When youre 5 foot you have to know how to fight, when you start talking out of your ass.
GimcrackGewgaw
The only thing he appears to know about fighting is how to lay down and take a hit.
FlatPlutoSociety
I would really love for the internet to stop giving this guy attention.
Sasurau
I don't know. This is definitely a case of be careful what you wish for- now *everyone* knows he's a thinskinned, obnoxious chucklefuck.
timeforleaningtimeforcleaning
He’s a angry Elf
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Galacticfartwad1337
I bet this is how he thought that altercation would end
thegexperiment2718
Loo
steve1907
Guy knows exactly what he's doing, other vids in his channel are like this. He's just trying to get internet famous.
prufock
Minus the "ternet ".
supraman2turbo
Well for a minute I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Since previous comment said he was upset with getting turned down. 1/2
supraman2turbo
I mean I can feel that, I can understand frustration got the best of him but with what you said, fuck this guy 2/2
in70x
Seems like he succeeded in being famous I guess..
captinroby
What is his channel?
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CogPrimus
(let's not do his promotional work for him)
funkinsk8
Wonder if @OP is this guy just plugging his own YouTube crap
zippydoo
No I’m not. And after reading this comment NO I don’t wanna support the lil douche lol
funkinsk8
Just what a douche would say! Just kidding @OP. I heard about this guy, doesn’t deserve anymore airtime than he’s already had imo
Exowe
Well, looks like it's working
TheonGreyjoysCock
https://youtu.be/BNj2NhlNTG8
destinoz
Wow that little grumpy dude called the police because the guy at 711 asked him how tall he was. (38:00) haha
deoxyriboneucleicasshole
Reminds me of a chihuahua
whatpassesforclever
I had a roommate like that once. Was a violent, creepy pos.
Lolpezatron
I'm way more scared of a chihuahua though
yeaaadude
Shaking with rage
AnyOddSituationThatMakesMeRelevant
It's called little man syndrome...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Got a case of the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I'M TALLER THAN YOU YOU SAWED-OFF OLD HAG!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
SUBATOMIC SHRIMP! MICRO PEEWEE!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Oh wow! You are a tiny Alchemist!
Lawalls12083
He will in fact.... Give you gold
AnyOddSituationThatMakesMeRelevant
Short man syndrome ... napoleon complex
IAmTheBadW01f
NAPOLEON WAS NOT SHORT FOR THE TIME WE'RE JUDGING HIM BY MODERN HEIGHT EXPECTATIONS
ajb7988
Ya, let's step outside. Someone find him a box to stand on so he say that to my face.
ThatTransformersDude
Or a stack of books
Nuclearun
I have waited all my life for someone to ask me if I want to take it outside. I want, so very much, to hold the door open so they can walk-
Nuclearun
out first, then close the door and lock it. Then call the cops.
Urushiol
Damn. What's that kid's problem?
JohnLovelace
You
Dancingmonkey8888
He's confused, hair growing in weird places and somehow losing it in others. Poor little guy.
christiangoth
Let's not make fun of short people or people with dwarfism. This particular little person has a problem. Other little people are cool.
ThatTransformersDude
Grouchy he didn't get to nap
DJ280Z
SMS - small man syndrome
dooremouse
I've never heard of him.
MikeTran
Premature aging or Benjamin Button disease?
PeeterGrant
Bobby Hill has anger management issues nowadays.
gtmiller
"That's my purse, and I don't know you!"
Zorbaq
Premature aging.
Deadswede
ShaneEngland
He didn't pay quite enough and they said he was a little short
SpaceshipHead
I upvoted, but then realized that made you 421. So I retracted my upvote. Your welcome
Erumun
clearly a short temper.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Uhhhhhhhh the dialogue vs the actions makes ZERO sense. "You mf with the pbnj in your pocket wtf you're cute drawing that hopscotch *punch*
linguinepescatore
it's probably new york
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
probably... if it weren't for the dude's accent I would've guessed Florida.
genericanamoly
Women on dating sites think he’s under 18.
frommunich
It's the Bagel Boss. Yes, he is a celebrity. No, I have no more faith in humanity.
PorneliusHubertII
He hates women because internet women are picky about height and he is incredibly short.
Sweetmadness85
He's a homunculus
MyBigMouth
He's a little angry
BioshockDaddy
I'd be pissed too if my body went all Benjamin Button on me.
ThatTransformersDude
ThatTransformersDude
A tiny bit upset
ChimiAndChilll
He comes up short on patience.
HapilyDamaged
"Wahat are you going to do stab me?" -Man who was stabbed
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
Wait was someone stabbed?
MiracleWhoop
Someone got stabbed?
RollerMobsterInc
Cr1TiKaL?
Shr3kS3npai
No one got stabbed but penguinz0 made the joke in his video about it https://youtu.be/TlGHB68au0c
littlevulpix
This happened in my hometown and the memes we got out if it are amazing
TheDresden
My place of residence as well.
Trashvis
Kinda weird seeing someone else from Islip on imgur!
littlevulpix
Long island represent!
CmfMttnPpl
Did you see his news interview
littlevulpix
Unfortunately. He's a real POS. I hate all the attention he's getting.
CmfMttnPpl
I'm the best messiah.. I'm the next prophet like milk or jkf
CmfMttnPpl
Dude a total fucking tool
MoneyIsTheOnlyGod
Fuck off you spooky midget.
IGotGoodEyeSightForABlindDude
more like little twit midget
SirRichardFrancisBurton
I didn’t understand the reference but I laughed
CoolSnackChris
https://imgur.com/o5krh2u
ThatOneWeirdKid
This is the BEST comment I have seen on anything related to this guy. Idk why I laughed so hard ?
haquie
Was it cuz you're high mines cuz I'm high as giraffe pussy
Cthulhuonabike
PaulyParker
haquie
Meta
ThatTransformersDude