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Yeah that tracks
*doom music plays*
Tintin did some fucked shit
DENY
Cum
Go watch the "I don't wanna be a magical girl" animatic it's fucking great
Fuck Elon Musk.
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CelestialSea
#26 Especially appropriate since rose is made from red wine grapes but using something closer to white wine methods to extract the juice and ferment.
RatoMolhado
#2 You're all "horizontal" ears.
ParaspriteHugger
#22 problematic past? You mean the stuff you did in the Congo?
ParaspriteHugger
#42 fuck Nestlé, though.
JustTryingToHelpDude
#1 I tried that for a while. I expected it to be useless because of issues with window layout etc. However the actual big problem was, that I strained my neck because the topmost windows are SOOOO far up there and I had to move my head way too much up and down while trying to work.
aegisknight66
#11 https://anzm.to/B0BS4CDB59
TheWojoPL
#27
Denvercoder09
If I were that sounds operator I'd become so numb
RatoMolhado
A good amount of theology in this post...
Mechwarrior719
#27 I forget who and when but someone has played the fake Kazakhstan anthem from Borat and that needs to be added to the list.
Mechwarrior719
Also, #39
Bony Pony.
ParaspriteHugger
It's already in. Amir of Kuwait International Shooting Grand Prix, 2012
ParaspriteHugger
#8 hi, I'm big things
ElectricSlideOrchestra
KidCharlemagne524
#26 She must have watched Schitt's Creek.
PeteyVonWho
#42 what the fuck is an after eight?
abbiistabbii
Chocolate thins with mint in the middle.
kydn
#55 I also do this, but then spend money on things that are to do with the thing I should be enjoying doing and just have a heap of things I like and don't do anything with. But I have the things now.
NowhereMan313
Ah, so you're a wargamer.
kydn
Oh no! I've been sussed! :O
NowhereMan313
Don't feel too bad. Nerd Identifier is part of my job description.
mak10z
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, I can't make you believe it's not.
2000000bees
There is more wisdom and kindness behind that eye than that of the orange dictator
SgtDefaultGN
Wisdom maybe, pigs are pretty darn grumpy though
2000000bees
I've helped keep pigs, still kinder than trump
NinjaSpork
I love how the possum just flops over the threshold now
CyberHexx
#1 Just imagining a fucking penis as a walpaper for this portrait mode ultrawide that sits in your lap...
UsuallyARabbit
#54 not gonna lie- the place where the ceasar was stabbed to death in the Senate is under a little roof in the ruins in Rome. So this meme is pretty accurate.
mojojimbo
#11 it’s all fun and games till babe breaks a hip picking those up!
ParaspriteHugger
#27 linky, linky! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wrong_anthem_incidents
Leonon
For a fictional example see Helsing Abridged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVgX6WGDr4
Kunosart
My favorite from that list.
ParaspriteHugger
That is great, but I prefer this
Kunosart
But shout out to the mistakes Kazakhstan had to deal with 2 weeks from each other.
ParaspriteHugger
And Hong Kong having the protest song played instead of the anthem. Twice. In three weeks. And then again, just 3 months later.
AutoBat
Oh fuck yeah! Abbiistabii & DK dumps back to back in user sub!
trigonman3
#43
Superchief86
#1 Fire up the Tetris!
Tortoiseshell11
That’s actually a great idea. This screen would work well for some arcade games as well I think.
Solo761
#50 is that legal in USA? In Europe, at least where I am, it isn't. When doing IVF you can't know gender of fertilized eggs so you can't pick gender of your IVF child. I guess reason is this exact crap some human rejects would try to do...
Ouroborus
It is surprisingly legal.
skathir
It's not against EU membership or Cyprus wouldn't be a major destination for this thing in the region, unfortunately. It's legal in the US and South Africa and a handful of other places, but prohibited or more commonly only permitted where medically necessary in most "developed" countries. Medically necessary, I believe, refers to avoiding passing on genetic diseases that are sex-specific.
Mairoa
People like him fly to wherever it is legal and do it there. Rules for everyone but them
skathir
It's legal in the US and South Africa, which are outliers for this and also no one is very surprised they would in particular allow it.
ParaspriteHugger
#10
Zaranthan
#61 Correct on both counts!
abbiistabbii
https://mastodon.social/@abbistabbii/114166182006384821
WhymsicalMistake
#30 - I like this one. The joke is on so many different levels. Because while I am just coming to appreciate the uniqueness of a binary person, God only cares that you are you and have the free will. When you get to heaven I think He will ask only what you enjoyed the most out of the life they gave you. Now you can say you inspired people to accept.
ralphwiggles
#20
ScourgeOfAges
Yes! (watch Kill la Kill, everyone)
BagOfPrayers
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
#42 17 > 8
ChazzK
17:38 = 5:38 PM
*goes off to ruin more jokes*
abbiistabbii
I mean, the implication of after 8:00 is 8:00 p.m, not 0800.
Zaranthan
That priest would be so happy. "Finally, an original sin! I'm so tired of people in here whining about their adulterous thoughts."
imgurmage
#63
HardcoreMango
NineByNine
you put that watery loaf down right this fucking instant
RatoMolhado
pyr0chaos
"Did you know that..."
ScourgeOfAges
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
SneakyGaryTheSerialHorseDrowner
ಠ_ಠ
technicalfool
Illumian85
Is this the origin of this shit? I always wondered why suddenly the Internet wanted to fuck Vaporeon, but I was never willing to look it up
imgurmage
Yep, /vp/ is a weird place.
VulpesIncendium
ATerribleArtist
Soggy croissant🤍
michiyl