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Feb 14, 2023 6:53 PM

5minutekebab

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Sweet Geezus, those abs.

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TIL ice cream really makes folks thirsty!

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Nice abs

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With abs like that I can see why she is not used to getting ice cream

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I too would eat that cream off her and.

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What type of oakley are thoses?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The first time i've ever wished one of those icecream assholes would have dragged things out longer.

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She made him melt

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Man, I'm never fucking going to Turkey.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just give me the ice cream, dickhead.

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 13

He's Turkish, you're lucky if you get ice cream at all.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Maybe just a crab juice then.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably tastes better since he handed the person the cone with an ungloved hand

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I have abs too. They’re under a lot of fat, but they’re there.

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Why have a 6 pack when you can have a whole keg?

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Same, mine are shielded from the elements.

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Who do you let lick ice cream off of them?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You volunteering?

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Your father

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You keep them protected from the elements.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was about to commit on the save of that cone, like diving for a volleyball....she's got thr body.....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The core on her... god damn you could grate a cheese wheel on them in 4 strokes

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Notice how she didn't have a visible Sixpack until she tensed up.

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I do the same thing. I have to tense up ... at a gym ... for about 3 years ... then bam! 6 pack!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ohh my Lord be with me because her abs are fabulous.

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"oops" what? He didn't drop it.

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I'm ok with the performance, as long as he doesn't mind me doing the same thing when paying him >:)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you can, you should, lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck this guy, gimme my ice cream, but I also think he's an absolute delight and a mastery at his trickery, but fuck him, gimme ice cream

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Everyone is having fun, it's part of the experience, and they all get ice cream eventually.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I agree, it's all very delightful, I'm just a grumpy old shit because I haven't had my ice cream yet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, every customer have to touch at least 7 different cones....

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At what point does amusement turn to annoyance? For me it was about 3 seconds in...

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Dude I just want an ice cream

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good tummy

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Nice to see someone that lean able to indulge once in a while with ice cream. I didn’t think it would be possible.

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May the abs be with you.

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Abs

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arnold would be proud

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When she's pregnant she can put the baby under a full wash cycle.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I volunteer

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I want to upvote, but it's at 69 currently

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This is grate

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Bonk

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One of this year’s goals is getting fit enough that come Christmas selfie time this will be one of the top comments for it ?

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I was going to post this

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Lyle wake up they hit the pentagon!

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

que?

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Turn on the TV! It doesn't matter which channel!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Damn, now I can't unsee Zach

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I'd rather lick a bird and catch salmonella than lick that.

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There's only a 1% difference though. Like the abs are nice but he has a thing for Selma and her nella

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can just lick birds man, it's not illegal or anything.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I've licked 458 birds.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I respect your courage to voice such a controversial take. That's about it though.

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Oh I really am an idiot. I can assure you of that. So fucking stupid I can't even tie a knot or get my yours straightened out.

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What! Why?

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Well then fucking say it out right, that you’ve got zoophilia… we wont kink-shame.

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For that one we might

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v

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Boy howdy was nobody asking. You comment like you smell like feet

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Those. Abs.

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bacaklarıyla karpuz gibi kafamı ezmesini isterdim

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I'm not into muscles, and yet her body is a work of art. That's the kind of body building I'd love to see competitions with!

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Neuron activation.

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I'm an abs man

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Abs solutely.

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She definitely is proud and puts in the effort to maintain & show them off... Good for her (*goes back to eating fries)

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PSA: I'm optimistic that this girl is healthy, but for many women, (not all,) the required body fat % to see abs is lower than the 1/?

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required body fat % to maintain a regular menstrual cycle, which, even if they don't want kids, is really important for hormonal health. 2/?

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Glorifying girls with visible abs without mentioning that it is straight up dangerous for many woman is something I think we should be 3/?

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Careful about. That's all. 4/4

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Hard to see from his backside and plus he's wearing a shirt

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If you watch the full video, She developed the abs by just trying to get that ice cream cone

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Hey you never know

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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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Yeah, I’d eat ice cream of those…

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I'm surprised that she's ever eaten ice cream in her life.

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It’s just for the video

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I have never earned my ice cream that thoroughly

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I came here to say exactly that

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I know

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Triathlete is my guess

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Yeah, Ice Cream is once a year thing for her.

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It's called peak performance abs

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Season 8 mac?

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Emergency flotation device

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You can even see in her thighs when she moves, I am gonna say she works out.

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She probably doesn't eat much ice cream

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She has abs in her thighs? Dang

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Abs for miles. I'd eat ice cream off them too. Wait did I say that outloud?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You said what a lot of us were thinking. Or, at least I was.

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Thabs

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from Thebes

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Ripped like a statue of Christ.

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Christians were told to partake of the body of Christ. Is this what was meant?

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The original crossfitter

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Ripped like me off a bong

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"Good lord you could grind meat on those"

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Not with that attitude.

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What does that mean? Not sure I follow

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a DBZA reference

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It's such a commonly used phrase I didn't realize you meant it from that. Obviously mine was too, so I get what you were going for

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Got told that once, many years ago. I'm still living off this compliment.

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I would too. I trained like crazy as a teen with an absurd metabolism and wanted to get jacked. Turns out marfans syndrome fucked me

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Now I'm chubby and in my mid 20s, so I wasted what progress I made

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