All Abrahamic religions. I don’t have statistics but it appears to me that these three disagree the most amongst each other. It’s almost like siblings trying to get mom or dad choose them as their favorite and being little assholes about it.
If your religion isn't chill you can just fuck off. Happy to give anybody the freedom to practice. Fuck off with the "religion is cancer" rote comments. But fuck off also with anybody trying to proselytize. My main rule is fuck evangelicals and also there is no God is my next rule
Yep, I like to say religion is like a penis; it’s fine to be proud of yours, but it’s uncouth to wave it around in public. And if you try and shove it down my throat without my consent, you’re gonna have a fight on your hands.
I always make the joke, I got out of the game but they keep pulling me back in! Cuz of course I'm gonna defend the freedom to religion. It's fuckin stupid as shit, but this cuts both ways. I defend your religion, you defend my atheism, we both try not to hurt anybody. Any of that agreement gets broken, that's when we have a problem. Really do try to look out for my religious homies. You can have it. But don't do no stupid shit with it
as a pagan, not thrown in, re-purposed. They just took our shit and renamed it lol its funny how my mom and i can do the same things for the same quarter and cross quarter holidays, but shes catholic and im not, we just have different names for the people and the stuff, and my altar doesnt have jesus on it lol
spattr
Holla means hello in hipster
quietwalker
It's fine to insult god. If one existed, they should be ashamed of what they have wrought.
dingybasement350
Islamophobia is just anti-Arab racism with some window dressing.
Skuggen
Ask Casey to verify that he's fine with anglo-saxons being woke.
CuntCrotchula
If those bigots could read, theyd be very upset
kydn
When I was little, I thought the prayer in church was "Allah be thy name"
PatrickDenStore
"In the name of the father, the son and into the hole he goes" - Dave Allen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4g_OMETzOk
spattr
Hollow be thy name. Hollow be thy game.
duktayp
"Hallelujah" shares an etymology with "Allahu Akbar"
Illpostcheese
You don't really care for music, do you.
GravyEducation
But are we doing the Rufus Wainwright version of Allahu Akbar or the Leonard Cohen one
joeyecho101
Jeff Buckley
halliemeinecke
Thank you!!! Wainwright over Buckley was certainly a choice...
pm1001
Islam and Christianity worship the same god (as do Jews)
GravyEducation
He is Allah that and a bag of chips
irespectfullycourtyermam
The best part is they’re all just stories that wayyy too many people take too seriously.
Religions are just message boards for fandoms that broke containment
FnNuke
All Abrahamic religions. I don’t have statistics but it appears to me that these three disagree the most amongst each other. It’s almost like siblings trying to get mom or dad choose them as their favorite and being little assholes about it.
GravyEducation
If your religion isn't chill you can just fuck off. Happy to give anybody the freedom to practice. Fuck off with the "religion is cancer" rote comments. But fuck off also with anybody trying to proselytize. My main rule is fuck evangelicals and also there is no God is my next rule
morningxafter
Yep, I like to say religion is like a penis; it’s fine to be proud of yours, but it’s uncouth to wave it around in public. And if you try and shove it down my throat without my consent, you’re gonna have a fight on your hands.
GravyEducation
I always make the joke, I got out of the game but they keep pulling me back in! Cuz of course I'm gonna defend the freedom to religion. It's fuckin stupid as shit, but this cuts both ways. I defend your religion, you defend my atheism, we both try not to hurt anybody. Any of that agreement gets broken, that's when we have a problem. Really do try to look out for my religious homies. You can have it. But don't do no stupid shit with it
rmx256
I'd go so far as to say that christianity and islam are sects of judaism.
TheThunderbirdRising
Christianity, definitely. Islam is more of a weird mix of the two, plus some Zoroastrianism and l local paganism thrown in for good measure
fknbastard
Jesus is a analog of the Zoraster mythos. How can it not be the same weird mix.
dohcohv
Christianity has a lot of local European paganism thrown in as well.
ActionJohnnie
It wasn’t snakes St Patrick was driving out.
CHARCHIMUS
as a pagan, not thrown in, re-purposed. They just took our shit and renamed it lol its funny how my mom and i can do the same things for the same quarter and cross quarter holidays, but shes catholic and im not, we just have different names for the people and the stuff, and my altar doesnt have jesus on it lol