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MattScifiBandit
Cast Away. Keeping Wilson
peterbozeman
The Breakfast Club. Keep the principal.
PeacefullyDejected
Army of Darkness, Ash.
nicknacksnackpack
Clockworkdancerobot
"If any of you... Muppets... touches me."
D4rc4Nyl
It works too well lol
ZK383
Heat. Val Kilmer is live.
a2s2020
Ok, I'm with you so far. Now cast The Muppets in the Heat roles
ZK383
Pacino is Gonzo De niro is cookie Amy brenneman is Janice the singer Ashley Judd is Piggy
a2s2020
(Janice voice): Oh wow
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
Tropic Thunder - RDJ
OmenJones
Aliens. Bill Paxton.
PutItInNeutral
Bork them from orbit. It the only way. BORK BORK BORK!
WickedSludge
Oh that's just fucking great, man!
the42
Bill Paxton is practically already a muppet in this.
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
waronhugs
I love this but also I want to see Gonzo play Hudson (Paxton's character).
sketch242
woozle
I'd love to see a muppet Vasquez
missiletowe12
Vasquez, you ever get mistaken for a human? No, Hudson, have you?
TheMouseOfMadness
"hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a hand?"
woozle
GnowledgedGnome
IT - keep tim curry
ajthebear20
I feel like after Muppet Treasure Island that Tim Curry views himself as a Muppet….so does that still count as the human if they think they are a Muppet the whole time??? lol
Avenkal19
Muppet Rocky Horror with Tim Curry as the professor would be amazing.
WisconsinPlatt
pufflecakes
Jurassic Park- Keep Jeff Goldblum
MehEdits
Imagine the chaos theory water scene; *water soaks into Muppets hand* " and uh... that's chaos theory"
pufflecakes
That's a really great point... which Muppet would replace Jeff? I'm picturing Beaker just meeping about it
MehEdits
I'd vote Gonzo or Dr Teeth
daliamonra
Replace Goldblum with Tim Curry.
KyleButNotThatKyle
adjacentengels
Keep the goat.
goodbyeitwasfunwhileitlasted
Boondocks Saints. Keep Willem Dafoe as a human. Rocco would also be a good choice to keep as human.
JerzeeTomato
That is an excellent choice!
CrimeBrulee
Animal would play an amazing Rocco but what muppet could do Dafoe even half credit?
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Dr. Teeth is dramatic enough.
DeucesMongooses
Dungeongeek
Rocco is pretty much a Muppet already
SarahTheEverlame
The lighthouse. Willem Dafoe.
Housemaster
woozle
John Wick, Keanu Reeves
makemelaugh
Scrolled to make sure this comment got made. Thank you. This would be, so good.
resolved
I would love to see this!lolol
HobbstheTiger
That's basically The Happy Time Murders
tommytraddles
And now, less than a month since his pig died, you steal his car and kill his fuckin' frog...
Dungeongeek
Just murdering the ever living shit out of a bunch of Muppets
Scaper1812
The mental image this has conjoured is too amazing to be just that, this movie needs to be made now!
warrioroftoast
Commented. Deleted. Up voted. Do we keep Keanu or the dog?
warrioroftoast
Also, Miracle. Keep Herb Brooks
TheDentDad
Clue - Keep Tim Curry
BuckIndy
Rocky Horror, keep Tim Curry
cercle
Just keep Tim Curry in general
BuckIndy
Well, yes.
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
transference
Honestly? I think I’d keep Martin Mull instead. No disrespect to Tim Curry, I just think it would work better because Colonel Mustard was the butt of so many of the jokes.
sirava
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other Muppets?"
Volmaaral
Best of both worlds, Tim Curry with his own original Muppet, still being himself, and Martin Mull as human.
KingMCG
Thor Ragnarok: keep Jeff Goldblum.
EdelwoodHikes
Amadeus, but keep F. Murray Abraham as Salieri.
Ultrasuedeisamiracle
The devastation and sting of being musically bested by Dr. Teeth of The Electric Mayhem would be reach new heights.
capngrumpy
Would Animal be the queen of the night?
PhloydPhan
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalbán.
DCPrime
This idea is pure gold. No! It’s freaking platinum.
wreynor1
I would watch that for real.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
iMcFly
Also Star Trek: First Contact. Keep Brent Spiner. Have the Borg Queen tempt him with fleece, playing into his desires to become a muppet.
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Muppets in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan", plus Ricardo Montalbán
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Muppets in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan", plus Ricardo Montalbán, in a vintage library, a dusty, cobwebbed library filled with old books and manuscripts, in style of Kelly Vivanco, playing an acoustic guitar"
Dapperworth
Oh boy it's tryin
RummageSaleBubbler
Got part of it.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Muppets in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan", plus Ricardo Montalbán"
NoTeddyBadTeddy
Lord of the Rings (maybe just the hobbit?). Ian Mckellan
JoeMalmsteen
So, for The Hobbit, Ian McKellan's on-set experience wouldn't change....
Whooa
Oof
PercussionFish
Behind the scenes for that was heartbreaking. He was so distraught.
101Medic
If anything, it'd be better with the puppeteers being on set.
aNarcolepticPanda
Barbie movie. Keep Alan.
chefvalli
"I'll never get out of here." - Alan
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
The Princess Bride. Keep Carey Elwes.
tibris
keep Peter Falk
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
Kermit and Robin as grandfather and kid
Miss Piggy as Buttercup
Gonzo as inigo
Fozzie as Vizzini
Pepe or Rizzo as Fezzik
Bunsen and Beaker as Miracle Max and Valerie
Swedish Chef as the Clergyman
Statler and Waldorf running the torture chamber
MetaVulture
Keep Andre the Giant.
PutItInNeutral
Sweetums as Fezik.
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
I'd want Pepe the Prawn
PutItInNeutral
Pepe as the Impresive Clergyman, or the Albino.
briklyn
My first thought too
darthstormer
Miss Piggy as Buttercup?
alwaysthecheesegrater
Imagine the scene where Buttercup (Miss Piggy) gets booed, and instead of getting upset she goes ham on the person booing her.
PutItInNeutral
DSREX
Inigo would be a good choice too. He losing to Elwes would be even better.
Lledargo
The princess bride except everyone but Fezzik is a Muppet.
POTUSBrown
Fezzik is now snuffalafagus
thymebomb
Die Hard. Alan Rickman.
darthstormer
*Kermit voice* So, um....yippee ki-ya, motherfucker.
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
Um Happy trails, Hans
sh17picker69000420
No keep Bruce. Imagine Alan Rickman as a muppet!!!
Ankylosaur
Empire Strikes Back. Yoda.
Dungeongeek
Wait…
laner7112000
KyleButNotThatKyle
a2s2020
Played by Danny DeVito
Whooa
I came to say this would just be a better star wars, but YOU SIR made it even better.
a2s2020
Now I'm imagining Star Wars movies with Muppets in the main roles, but every creature and droid is a well known human actor. Without makeup or prostheses
DJThuglifeSupreme
The Mummy, keep Benny
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
You can’t keep the muppet as the muppet.
Aktrazer
The riverboat scene just got so much funnier
DoABarrelRoll1
Debbie Does Dallas. Keep Debbie
Dungeongeek
She’s just raw dogging a bunch of horny Muppets!
woozle
...that was a really really terrible pron and I watched it a gazillion years ago when pron wasn't so plentiful
JoshuaHarazin
SuperGeniusPS
vicvalour
Keep Dallas
JoshuaHarazin
pistacher
Silence of the lambs. Hannibal Lecter
HelpfulCorn
Is the poodle Muppet or real?
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
No keep Clarice. Because Animal can be Hannibal
75townecoupe
Fifth Element. Keep Mila Jovovich. Korben Dallas will be played by Kermit.
atrielienz
I think we should keep Gary Oldman.
Septcanmat
Ok, I have a few thoughts on the Diva. On the one hand, I think only Beaker could hit those high notes; on the other hand, he’s not blue. There aren’t a lot of blue mainline muppets, and Sam the Eagle has to be the president, obviously. The one blue muppet that could do it is maybe Thog? Finally, if blue doesn’t matter and we want to keep Beaker for a role with Dr Bunsen, then maybe we just let the Electric Mayhem do the concert instead.
PutItInNeutral
Can't do that. He already plays every role in every movie ever. Why just this morning, I looked in the mirror and discovered that I was being portrayed by Gary Oldman.
75townecoupe
But Sam the Eagle NEEDS to be Zorg!
lordofthegoats
compromise time we'll recast gary oldman as Lelu.
sketch242
Now I can picture Zorg saying "multipass?".
yoseiwind
No, Sam the Eagle needs to be the president - he has the eyes to says “you have 20 seconds”.
Septcanmat
“You’re not the president. The president’s an idiot and you don’t sound like an idiot.” Sam’s jaw slowly drops open as he turns slowly to stare at the phone in quiet disbelief.
yoseiwind
Korben’s Mother would need to be played by Astoria, to drive home the toxic hot potato game they play with the phone.
RachniKiller
Reservoir Dogs Steve Buscemi ( he plays Mr Pink)
76000BatteryLlamas
Why does he have to be Mr Pink?
OmnibusLatinName
That's bait -_-
sketch242
Nah, keep Tim Roth. Then it will be even funnier that nobody could figure out he was the mole.
pjm82
Lol is over used for sure, but I genuinely went "ha!" out loud and had to explain the op, the comment and then your comment about that comment
peterbozeman
Back to the Future. Marty's mom.
iMcFly
peterbozeman
Smooooke shooooow.
KyleButNotThatKyle
StrangerRangerDanger
I'd say keep Doc
peterbozeman
Have you seen Marty's mom? I feel like you would not make this comment if you got a look at Marty's mom.
orionpax1992
I'll make it Biff then it's just a regular guy being a bully to Muppets throughout the movie
StrangerRangerDanger
ok, that's pretty good
eppykaze
Muppets Treasure Island, keep Tim Curry
Odincdaj522004
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darkhalfbreed
All the muppets are played replaced by actors but their lines are dubbed over by Muppets, except Tim Curry who gets turned into muppet but he is still just Tim Curry
Sallavar
Muppet Rocky Horror Picture Show. Keep Tim Curry.
buddabopp
but what of the sequel, pirates of the Caribbean but everyone but Johnny dep
Themark5
Billy Connolly would be a good one to keep in there, I don't know if the kid that played Jim is still acting, but you could replace him with Kermit's nephew.
theanswertolifetheuniverseandeverything42
sweateryams
you win best comment, this truly made me laugh out loud
GanondorfLink
But then you have a full cast of Muppets.
SpikesGuns
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Best reply.
livinglife9009
I was looking for this response. Have an upvote!
DocHarriers
Muppets Treasure Island, replace Miss Piggy with John Cena. Reroll on the Muppets.
Dracology
But Tim Curry is basically a flesh muppet
Generricwhiteman
Lord of the rings, keep Ian Mckellen.
fatman1683
Would pay to see Bilbo Froggins and Fozzwise Beargee carry the Oneion Ring to Mors-d'oeuvres.
autodidacticcortex
Big brain
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Right. Minimal reshoots.
jonklein611
Counterpoint: Christmas Carol with Michael Cane as Scrooge.
jonklein611
Curse autocorrect for “correcting” Caine
NotNotDeadpool
Clue, keep tim curry.
IIikethecutofyourjib
Can we literally just pick ANY Time Curry movie and keep Tim Curry? The Muppeteers, The Rocky Horror Muppet Show
MustHailSagan
Full metal jacket keep Lee Ermey as the drill sergeant
tzahtman
woozle
that's a good one
TheUglyGuy
OK, that's good. I'd watch that one.
MisanthropicMath
SpikesGuns
"Choke yourself!"
"NO! Not with your hand! With MY hand!!""
notsol337
I'd almost rather keep Joker. Almost.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
That would be funny, but he's dead.
darthstormer
Let me see your war face!
metalrulercid
Jfc I just scared my dog into running out of the room with that snorting laughter
autodidacticcortex
MEEP!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!!!
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
WaitingForCoffee
So hear me out. The Muppet Matrix. The first part of the movie is exactly the same. But when Keanu wakes up in the "real world," everyone but him is a Muppet.
YeOldeImgurian
No, opposite. Why? The fight scenes are INSIDE the Matrix. And I want the fight scenes with puppets.
yoseiwind
Give me Johnny Mnemonic, but with current Keanu and everyone else muppets with Ice T’s character played by Dr. Teeth.
a2s2020
Sam the American Eagle as the Street Preacher
Kjasi
I think the opposite would be better; inside the matrix, everyone is a puppet, including Keeanu. Keep Agent Smith as Human.
jetah
the video release could be either!
Carlillo
-"The digital pimp, hard at work" -"Meep??"
WhyAreThereSixPedalsIfThereAreOnlyFourDirections
DidItForScience
I'd even be OK with every time he re-enters the Matrix everyone is a puppet.
PresterJon
Can we keep Laurence Fishburne instead
eloquince
YEP!
redstaterefugee
I can’t believe we had the same idea
CaptSchmidtGaming
you really do deserve more upvotes than the post
a2s2020
Fozzie as Morpheus. Piggy as Trinity. Gonzo as Cypher. Chef as the Merovingian. Swearing in mock Swedish is like wiping your arse with silk Bork Bork Bork
Quizz25S
Sveedish you say?
a2s2020
End ner, we maker der chocolat ceke. Der yummi chocolat ceke fer making der lady feel verrrry heppi
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
Why are we not funding this?
JeSuisIvre
I need to see this movie
UncleVenoM
All of that except Kermit has gotta be Morpheus.
a2s2020
I'll pay that. Kermit can definitely generate that air of inscrutability. Fozzie could be Tank instead. Or Captain Whatshisname, the mech guy who thinks "tactics" means "everybody stand still and shoot wildly"
sbloyd
Rowlf for Morpheus, I tell you.
sunfried
Piggy makes all her usual "Hiiii-yaaah" karate noises while doing her Kung fu moves.
fistermatic5000
Grover as Agent Smith. Kermit as The Architect.
certifiedllama
Beg to inform you that Grover is not a muppet
fistermatic5000
Literally, by definition alone, Grover is a Muppet.
certifiedllama
But you won't see him in a muppet movie
rayhatesu
Technically yes and no. While his character is 100% made for Sesame Street, the Henson Company were the ones who made a good portion of the Sesame Street puppets, and the people doing so today are part of a specific offshoot of the original Henson Company workshop that does puppet crafting exclusively for PBS/Sesame Street, so by technical definition he's not a muppet in the sense that he never appeared on the Muppet Show, but loosely he's a Henson Company puppet, which means he's a Muppet.
rayhatesu
Bonus fun fact, Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets and original voice to many of them, though most famously Kermit, was also the original voice of Ernie, with Frank Oz being the voice of Bert. Ernie also remained voiceless for three years after Henson's passing before receiving a new actor, which has since changed three times if my memory serves.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover
pjm82
That's not bad
Myrealnameisunusual
Except its not red and blue pills. It's just Neo and a bag of shrooms.
TheAccursedHamster
... I need to make some calls..
nuncamente
Wait - that is exactly how I remember the movie.
Are you saying I’ve are not all muppets?
GIMike1972
Hells to the yea-ah!! Take my money!!!
siimrCandyMagnet
Keanu would do this! :)
stephenmayhem
This is fantastic.
CitizenPrime
You absolute Muppet
tanfin123fs9
There are a lot of good choices here. Morphese was my 1st thought. The lady that explains spoons feels like the right answer. Agent Smith made laugh too hard. I work up my roommate.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Oooh nice
KarmannGeezer
Someone. Fund this please.
tommytraddles
Were you listening to me, or were you looking at the Pig in the Red Dress?
Heavenissize17socks
flibolimay
"Look again"
"HIIIYYYAH!"
WaitingForCoffee
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
There really is a gif for everything
D4rc4Nyl
Counter: Matrix but Hugo Weeving is the only actor.
OlthoiHelmet
That rules
PandAnomoly
I much prefer this version
ihavesexwithllamas6
VaultGirl69
I bet you would be amazing to play DnD with.
WaitingForCoffee
Currently on chapter 5 of my Lock's backstory...
VaultGirl69
I'm looking for a Friday night online game if you know anyone. 😊
WaitingForCoffee
Let me know if you find anything. We're currently between campaigns right now. I play with two couples, and they BOTH just had kids. One June, one August. So yeah, we're probably not going to start up again until December at the soonest.
VaultGirl69
DM me your Discord?