michaelllclark
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I thought it was a clickbait headline at first, until....
Honestly, not a bad way to die.
Oct 20, 2020 7:04 PM
michaelllclark
77049
2124
54
I thought it was a clickbait headline at first, until....
Honestly, not a bad way to die.
BelfryBats
That is both awesome and horrifying.
SiriHowDoIAdult
Well, shit. https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/10/matthew-mcconaughey-father-death-sex-greenlights-memoir
copingcabana
That motherfucker.
RuthGatorBinsburg
Died in the saddle, nice.
CloudStrife668
I actually like every one of his movies.
bluerazzgummy
That image makes it look like it was the title of his autobiography
onthe6ball
I don't want to die doing something I love.
RainDog55
Best part is his mom telling them to leave him uncovered so the neighbors could see what kind of “MAN” he was!
henryvoll
A heard attack during climax. Heard.
SmokyDoggg
Died doing what he loved. We should all be so lucky.
spitslap
Alright alright alright
HoratioCornblower22
You gon' learn today!
spitslap
JiffyGee
So what is a heard attack?
Blimymyhat
A heard attack? Was he trampled?
zDealT
Not a bad way to die for the man, but a traumatizing way.for your spouse to die.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
im coming elizabeth!
Rykkor
Those Heard attacks though.
HowardMoonsHotpants
He fucked off
dogmatix
Always been my father's preferred way of leaving this mortal coil. He just doesn't like the idea of traumatising the lady involved...
ayalikestea
Easy cum easy go
mratio
Fishy820
Holy Shit I always wondered where is Father was.
ethanhawkeye
Matthew McConaughey strikes me as one of those guys who was never supposed to become a celebrity, but a gator trapper in a swamp somewhere.
waddyaknowjoe
When you come and go at the same time.
jcow1995
https://www.kumandgo.com/
BORGALOOGIE
Miznizzelmix
SemiLucidUser
The master of the cum and dump.
fosheezy954
Bravo
dmay1210
You win.....
darynu
karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleooooon. you come and go, you come and goooooo
BeerAndChips
GifsAreMyFetish
explainer
Cum then succumb
postpostpostwhatever
everybody else, just leave. there's no touching that.
Callistan
La petite mort became la grand mort
JesusJoint
Ok Richard Pryor
dopamine14
"All that counts is your first piece of pu**y and your last. Everything else in between is just extra gravy." I miss that funny bastard.
waddyaknowjoe
That took way longer than I thought it would. +1 for you
picturelord
He came and went at the same time.
JesusJoint
Another Richard Pryor
SubtleOrc
Australia had a Prime Minister that died fucking his son's girlfriend.
Dazzledent
Billy Snedden was the opposition leader, who “died on the job”, poor bastard was found at the motel still wrapped, with rigourmortis
SubtleOrc
My bad, yes leader of the opposition
cenataur
Literally with a bang...
dustmywets
Times up.
spermulator
The best way to go.
AvgWhiteShark
Damn heard attacks.
ajgonzilly31415
Johnny dep got a few of those.
WithaChainedHorseDick
Johnny Depp has experience with that
mwoodman
tuxedobob
He meant “hard attack.”
Gherkincensed
railgap
shame he didn't have heart immunity
Bluemanbearpig
The tell tale heard
howiez1
I heard that!
jscmac
My heard broke when I heart this...
chetnixandflill
Must've been pretty traumatic for mum...
SaltyDitchDr
Yeah people forget that part. Went on a call like this, was not a experience I wish for any partner after seeing how the wife reacted.
qwygl
Surprised more people aren't saying this. Dude at deaths door on top of her. Traumatic as hell, not what I'd want for my husband!
veryfakemod
But in a very weird way ... You were with him until the literal end.
pupperstalker
Who in the F says that to their kids?!
MstrES
* Who in the Mother
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
A real mother fucker
THEmichaelscarn12
Compound515
My dad once told one of my friends that he was almost his father. He had gone to a party with friends mom and she left with friends dad
RackhamTheRed
Sounds like you almost wouldn't exist
isteponmykidstoys
My dad once woke me up to tell me he does drugs because my mom won’t put out..
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
My friend's dad, after a hard-learned lesson, once told my friend, "I should have let mom swallow you." I tried not to laugh. Failed.
WilliamWeird
Who in the F has a "heard" attack?
VaDamian
Erm, Jonny Depp?
Omni21
You should hear some of the convos my husband and our 16 year old son have. I have to leave the room at times.
ThatsTheWayItGoes
Welcome to the 70s.
ChampionChains
BRB, gonna go tell my kids.
Retromorphic
RatherDashingOne
His dad was a hitman (no joke), so I don't think something like that is surprising.
Sasquatch84
I think you're confusing him with Woody Harrelson.
RatherDashingOne
I am, thank you.
cloudskye280k
My grandpa said that when he died he wanted to buried on top of grandma because it was his favorite place to be while alive.
RetroRicki
I told my kids I wanna die with my face buried in some tits. I didn't however specify who would be the owner of those high mileage fun bags
StenYngve
Usually not an American
TheInternetDumbass
Everyone on xbox live, I believe
HandyDandySuppressor
"Son if I gotta go, its gonna be balls deep in your moms slack sack"
RetroRicki
A dad does
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Normal people in normal times.
drduffer
Dude, it’s Texas. Used to be a rite of passage at adolescence that dad paid for a trip to the cat house not too many years ago.
Thenameinthename
Yea no shit.. His mom say, "He nutted on my chest and died??"
Ryanator50
it was the first time she let him do that, he got excited.
dogmatix
"I didn't see him have the heart attack, my eyes were glued shut"
pokemonbasher
Brilliant
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Killed by a chestnut, huh?
DrDred
Begrudgingly upvoting you bastard.
justanotherimgurianbidenhistime
InternetHasRuinedMe
My Father discussed his sex life between him & his 3 wives (incl my mom) with me way more than I wish I could forget.
ruferto
what did you learn?
InternetHasRuinedMe
Absolutely nothing... I was already way too advanced for my age thanks to his extensive porn collection and just not being around much.
safavid
People who teach their kids that love and sex shouldn't be brushed under the rug
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
That's probably 1% of Americans today. Almost like back in the 50s...
ruferto
almost like this country was started by a group of people who felt the church wasnt strict enough
smokeyfantastico
Nandortherelentless
I thought it was alright.....alright, alright...
dogmatix
My dad has also said this repeatedly. Though not about my mother (they broke up years ago) just "a beautiful woman"
Johnsky
Mathew McConaughey's father.
sneakypenguin
Alright.
pupperstalker
manslut
It explains so much...
Aldorin
Alright alright alright
assmaster4000
*alright, alright, alri........
NotGoodConfessionBear
McConaughey's reaction at the time; a nervous "alright, alright, alright"
penguininabackpack
If he died during sex, I'm pretty sure it's Matthew Mcconaughey's mom that told the story
uplookdont
Not any more he doesn't
ErectileFunction
I thought that part was pretty clear
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
I mean, it's right there.
CineMartin89
Yeah, I thought that was fairly obvious myself
JollyRogarrgh
Guess they must've witnessed and dismissed it.
ruferto
someone with a good relationship w/ their kids. why?
cominginhot
14pies
Does talking about jizzing on your mum mean you have a good relationship? There’s open and then there’s a bit much
ruferto
my [great] relationship w/ my parents has evolved and become more open over time. i've learned i got my dirty sense of humor from my mum.
ruferto
"a bit much" is very subjective. i grew up being taught not to curse or refer to certain things. but there's nothing i wont talk to my 1/2
ruferto
folks about now... pretty much the rule is "if you're brave enough to ask, i'm open enough to answer." quite wholesome imo. 2/2