MrFrankdacat
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Aug 5, 2016 10:29 AM
MrFrankdacat
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craggyp
YOU'RE FORGETTING THE FACT THAT ZOMBIES ARE CREATED FROM LIVING HUMANS, NOT DEAD ONES!
hedgiemomm
ender00000
Does that mean we're mostly safe from zombie apocalypse here, since nearly everybody is cremated?
rflano
Jokes on you guys I'm going to be buried in a clown costume
MrGossip
I'm way more concerned 'bout all those zombies currently occupying the US
Zlimeshili
My grandparents and mom went to the graveyard today to bury some flowers
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
I always found burials weird. We dedicate a whole plot of land to dead bodies and space them evenly.
Teledabby
We should start to tie the shoelace of anyone who died before they where burried. The Zombis will be fucked
Teledabby
tie the shoelace of anyone _together _
Sheepyhead
Anything dead for more than a day cannot walk by any biological means
WSSimplistic
Good reason to get cremated
LuxRothChop
Gotta come dressed for dinner
elijohud
Don't people become zombies when they're bit by other zombies?
iamkyleh
Seems like most bodies buried would be too decomposed to have a brain to use, so those bodies probably would stay unless theyre fresh
iamkyleh
And even then, most are buried in a big metal box, and some brains are removed upon embalming
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Are we really worried about buried zombies? They are never in my zombie planning scenarios.
AlltheAnswers
It depends on which plague hits. We should be ready for slow, unsteady zombies AND for super-fast, crazy-strong zombies. Never too prepared.
buttcreambandit
That's what I was thinking. Like those guys are gunna be weak and frail. It's the newly turned muscle jock zombie that in worried about
TheKingInTheNorthWhosNameIsStark
Would already dead people be carrying the virus too? I think not
MemeDissector
You're forgetting, there's four types of zombie apocalypse, supernatural is the one with the digging their way out of the ground 1/4
MemeDissector
genetic is the one that is inherent in human genes and only needs an activating factor such as some kind of new chemical 2/4
MemeDissector
viral is the disease one, this requires living people to happen and won't have the dead crawling from the earth 3/4
MemeDissector
and parasitic zombies, where living people are infected by a parasite which controls them, can affect living or dead, and can also be cured.
FalafelBurgersOfDoom
You're forgetting the millions who have been thrown into mass graves naked and starving. So it'll kinda be half formal, half orgy.
BattleMercy
You know, o don't think they're starving anymore
MrFrankdacat
Sweet
bigbowliofravioli
Count me in!
NamelessAndrew
Yah but those are a minority. Every day around 100,000 people die, so by now it's billions. A lot of them are in poor countries that can't
NamelessAndrew
Afford suits, though.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
WalterMatthau
Only people who are heavily embalmed will be intact enough to escape the 6 feet of soil upon them.
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
digdoug78
But those suits got no backs and the belt is fake so the jacket vest shirt will fall off and the pants will fall down so they will fall down
TylerWarranty
I feel like the mass grave ones would struggle getting out
OutrageouslyBritish
Maybe that's how the giant writhing multi-limbed zombies happen?
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Like a ratking? That's moderately terrifying
Cere4l
all this time preparing for a zombie apocalypse and youre telling me itll be just another work day? pfft
HalloweenAintTillManana
Only in shit hole countries
Whyyyymeeee
buttgetarian
That's my new fetiche.
CoughedupFurball
Is it weird this makes me want pizza?
EvenStevensEvenSemen
I wouldn't mind underdressing you
corlish
Your poor boyfriend...
IFUCKEVERYTHING
That's kinda hot
snaffleplayz
+1 for user