Tolkien Phone Dump Pt2. Enjoy!

Sep 13, 2019 1:40 AM

symbioticpleasure

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#thingsboysdowelove

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I literally watched all 3 extended editions at the cinema 5 days ago and I already want to watch them all again.

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The fact that the Netflix version cut out the Mouth of Sauron scene is literal blasphemy..I had to pause the movie and watch the clip online

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Rosie Cotton would stab you in the eye if you messed with Sam or her babies. Source: married into a family of red-headed sisters.

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Wonderful some fresh Lotr memes

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I'd switch Legolas and Boromir in that last one.

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Really appreciate the highly specific Silmarillion references here, well done you beautiful fuckin' nerd

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Yes!

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They were most excellent.

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Keep them coming

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Favorite

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I love lord of the rings, but man do I not care for the first movie.

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Elrond did A, and B & C would have resulted in a war between elves and men.

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Nobody ever wants to hear your Sméagol impression. Nobody. Ever.

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these are actually pretty good

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Everyone here should check Part 1 & upvote it also!

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To be fair when Melkor was created he didn't crave violence, he just wanted to sing his own songs. His father was a psychorigid ass.

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Deserves to be stabbed. I'm fuckin dying here man. I can't fucking breatherq;apoguih4r AqoijklHN3

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Lord of the Memes

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I understood some of these. I've never seen the Hobbit and haven't read the books in years, think I might have to revisit.

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So many nodding Gandalfs

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I lost my shit when I saw Gondolin hiding in the cupboard lmao.

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This was wonderful!

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Yeah! Why didn’t Elrond yeet Isildur into the Mt. Doom with the ring?

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The Valar in Valinor during the 1st Age gave me a good chuckle.

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