Thund3rbolt
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to swing a golf club
Apr 5, 2018 11:11 PM
Thund3rbolt
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ThePerro
Mary Poppins should stick to getting around with her umbrella
AtYourFuneral
It's crazy that people have no idea how to sport.
upvotesforchuckles
I love that all the top comments are positive & supportive!
ImprovedLoungewear
You know what? Unless you have her permission, fuck you. If you have her permission, unfuck you, you're alright.
ScottsADick
Plot Twist: She’s been playing golf her whole life but wants the guy she’s with to get behind her and “help” her with her stroke...
Audiopatch
dirtmarker
Two hands on the shaft at least.
Flossugar
Top golf! Coolest driving range ever.
Yesisaidthat
Plot twist: she knows how to hit properly but she's just bored or curious.
ondrishko
She’s got good sweepers arm
JosXII
maybe that works better? have you ever tried?
MadMupp
CM0n5ter
Guys she learned how to play Golf from sweeping floors all her life
ImadeThisForASingleComment
Or from using a scythe
Greeneyeddevil
If no one is willing to go over and show her how to do it the right way, don't be an asshole and laugh about it.
StuckInBetweeen
I hope to be the kind of person that goes and gives her advice instead of the dude that records her and posts it online.
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
But also, like, just watch one video of one golf swing. One. Just to see how to hold the club. WTF?
erikbloodaxe88
This is appalling, she obviously has krimler desease. Not cool making fun of people with disabilities. Sometimes imgur is really toxic.
Gorperino
The bushido style
Northremembers88
No ones gonna lend a hand to the girl all alone
HouseOfEvil
An attempt was made to film this, yes.
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
MyNameIsHorace
Get off of me!
DropDeadFread
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Maybe she's bored and fucking around, cuz that's something I'd totally do
LookAtAllTheseSpices
Topgolf is lit
Allworknoplay82
Something is Amish.
mattisnotdead
She is definitely home schooled
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
That's why they call it a stroke.
bladewing2016
Good thing someone there is courteous enough to help her
c0nman
Instead of making fun, why not try to help?
N00blett
Because it’s funnier this way
DickRogers
thats assault
TheGuyWhoWasThere
Top golf?
texasfoodman
Definitely
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
That's what the plate right in front of her says, yes.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
To be fair, it's only there for one frame
HistoricalContext
Did that for my brother-in-law's bachelor party. It was awesome. Their mojitos suck, though.
VileEverett
She's dressed like she works on the starship Enterprise
CmfMttnPpl
And survives
Duffman26
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
as a floor sweeper, apparently.
TheHengeProphet
She's an autumn.
eggmuffin
She really isn't...
mikeatike
OpieCunningham
I was thinking more like a Menonite. She's holding the club like a butter churn.
StonesOnTheHill
Ah, so this is the first time she's playing this human game called "Go-olf"?
barf1189
so shes in the holodeck and doesn't really know what golf is?
ColostomyBrag
But she plays like she takes the short bus to school.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Amishship Enterprise
Tornadotaco
Looks fine to me
FailedCrate
This explains why she doesn't know golf...
ImTheDoctorNow
Or does she work on starprise entership?
jdpt
She's Jewish
Idosss
Set.... Phasers..To Fun
obscureusername
Watching TNG right now
NotAHugeSpider
MmmCookiePoops
Mormon edition .
ReverseTrapTsukasa
*Amish
MmmCookiePoops
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Because mormons have no technological restrictions. Only Amish & to a lesser degree, Mennonites. Amish would "mow" with a scythe pr sickle.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
The Mormon incongruity is polygamy.
Cousinkyle
Or like she has a bunch of sister wives
EvilKrikkit
Starship Sisterwives.
ruferto
i'd watch it
Jollytothegreen
Get out of my head
EvilKrikkit
Kitty
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
I hate the idea that anyone who’s just trying to practice something or have fun can end up being mocked on the Internet.
malbec
This. I’m actually really disappointed in @OP for engaging in such abusive behavior towards this woman.
doughBoyRyan
Abusive? You’re kidding right?
DreadPierateRoberts
Maybe the filmer should practice camera use
Brandnewsecondhand
if you want to call it practice. By the way, welcome to the internet
izoli413365
Its okay to mock and be mocked, never undersrood wny ppl are so uptight about it.
Fifofu
U know how people mock (eg) flat earthers/Trump? Consequence? They are cast away, ignored. Mocking promotes social embargos. Causes shyness.
izoli413365
Mocking encouraged many of the now renowned scientists to prove their beliefs, thats what it should do.
izoli413365
When your idea is verifiably and factually wrong though, it needs to be laughed at.
FierceAndAdorable
Not mocking, we’ve all done stuff like this in life. Her friends might see this and help her, obviously too shy to ask
ruferto
ok, btw your username sucks
Shroomslapz
Okay but like who hasn’t seen someone swing a golf club before though? Or a bat even.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
The Amish maybe
Verred01
They could be messing around. I swung like that when I was 14 for the fun of it.
ProfessorSnugglesworth
This, and also the Happy Gilmore putt.
VizenFatale
I hadn't for about twenty years.I lived a very lonely sheltered life....just drew pictures and played video games.
watercoolerdictator
That... sounds kinda nice
VizenFatale
It was awful. Myvmomcwas awful, my dad is a monster.
watercoolerdictator
I'm sorry to hear that. Hope things are better now.