Aug 30, 2026 6:46 PM
Resistance1000
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sme2812
At least the gold phones are great, right?
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
But... HE PROMISED!
totallyruinedyourday
But, but, but…they got to be racist, selfish assholes. Which is all they ever really wanted.
Immycatsdad
Well, they told me I wouldn't if I voted for Kamala, and they were right...
debob
But at least a whole bunch of things got their names changed for no reason!
AlterSack
glovelyday
Conned by a con man. What part didn't they understand?
BananaForScaIe
He was supposed to con the "OTHERS". I mean, it's 5D chess, maybe 6D at this point, so it's coming. Just you wait. When you least expect it!!!
Daywalker27
They only heard, "We're gonna own the libs."
sme2812
At least the gold phones are great, right?
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
But... HE PROMISED!
totallyruinedyourday
But, but, but…they got to be racist, selfish assholes. Which is all they ever really wanted.
Immycatsdad
Well, they told me I wouldn't if I voted for Kamala, and they were right...
debob
But at least a whole bunch of things got their names changed for no reason!
AlterSack
glovelyday
Conned by a con man. What part didn't they understand?
BananaForScaIe
He was supposed to con the "OTHERS". I mean, it's 5D chess, maybe 6D at this point, so it's coming. Just you wait. When you least expect it!!!
Daywalker27
Resistance1000
They only heard, "We're gonna own the libs."