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Mar 19, 2017 12:36 PM
IAmEdColeBeeyotches
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...totally.
scb123
FORWARD: FORWARD: FORWARD: RE: RE: RE: RE: FUNNY!!!!!!
asdfertjryjre
Thanks, Grandma.
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
Facebook shitpost
MarlboromanMat
Story of my life.
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RussianJudge
Apply that same logic to your screaming reply
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Comments: 50% "Dude, I know the feeling, we're literally the same" 50% "Haha, I don't have a SO, i'm only 20 but i'll never find love, haha"
zippityzach
Told my wife it sounds like good advice for any stage of life...
12missafew99100
It's been over a year, do I need a new wife/girlfriend
JoblessJimbo
Or try to solve the issue, but if it can't be discussed and resolved then yes.
grenademan125
Yes
EvilKam
If you marry a girl who doesn't want to have sex with you, you've married the wrong one.
lonewolf94
If you marry a sex who doesn't want to have girl with you, you've married the wrong one.
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waityoucansayANYTHINGontheinternet
She a personal trainer?
SaintMaceToTheFace
Or doesn't want to cook for you at all. I cook all the time and my GF OF 4 years loves getting the chance to pamper me
supervillainsevilmoustache
If you married for sex she married the wrong one
EvilKam
You should never marry for sex. Conversely, I refuse to marry for abstinence.
TheVoidListens
I love the old saying: don't let your man leave the house hungry and balls full
merlinious
Why are you being downvoted?
lenomdeplume
You obviously know very honest women.
CurtGoBang
Or, you know, there could be, like, problems that need to be talked about. If he's that unhealthy he may have gotten 2fat2fuck.
EvilKam
In my case she had a religious epiphany that sex is sinful and God doesn't authorize oral sex, which is actually gross. #1divorceplease
RohBear
Its not the sex part, its the healthy breakfast part. Bacon is life.
EvilKam
luakan
No man, you have to TALK about it with her
feeltheice
Hell my SO and I had a serious talk last week. No sec for like 3 months. Finally got her to tell me she was stressed from work and never in
feeltheice
The mood. Sometimes working 80+hrs a week will take it outa you it seems.
Redtide
80 hours? Hell yeah that'll take away your desire, hope you two work it out.
SeenTheWolf
What if you're perfect in literally every for each other except that?
EvilKam
That's called "friendship".
GrizzlyWicks
not really
SeenTheWolf
So sex is the only thing that separates friends from being more than friends? I'm not being arsey btw I'm just curious as to your opinion.
EvilKam
Yes, the attractive best friend that you aren't sexually attracted to is "just a friend". Otherwise, they'd be your soul mate. I Lost mine.
SeenTheWolf
Damn, sorry to hear that mate.
BondageBurrito
If you marry a boy who can't cook for himself or split the chores 50/50, you've married the wrong one.
Renza0
This is true, unless one of the two is a stay at home parent imo. Still have to work things out to be fair to both either way though.
EvilKam
100% true. Absolutely true. Shit has to be fair, and the "compromise to make each other happy" rule works both ways.
EvilKam
Well, unless you're in a Master/Slave relationship, but really, you still are both getting fulfillment, just with different methods. ;)
batterupob
My so and I agree if it comes to it I get to be the house spouse! Besides I like to think I'm a btter cook than her but she's also fantastic
flamingflamingo
If you've married a boy who can't transform into an Audi R8 V10 with 540 horsepower and 40lb-ft of torque, you'e married the wrong one.
BondageBurrito
Hahaha yeees
Ivajl
Something might be wrong with that R8, only 40 torques
flamingflamingo
I was hoping no one would catch that. I typoed, meant 400lb.
Yuken
I wouldn't say 50/50. I say take all things into consideration, such as parent stuff, work etc. Total workload, not just chores.
TheBoozehoundBitch
A good way to put it is that both parties give 100% and do the best they can
BondageBurrito
50/50 100% same difference :P