SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
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Jul 30, 2026 5:22 AM
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
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desalniettemin
I've never eaten a penis, nor am I planning to do so, and I don't like avocado's anyway.
therealdellis
Nice try but you aren't tricking me into washing my junk, it's not a new month yet.
byronwilliams4010
This is not true, because I don't like the taste of avocado.
slamorama
Squish it and it's cockamole.
DutchCraft2050
No i am not saying this.
CarInAVet
.....Hard disagree.
Sonicschilidogs
Sorry you've never had clean penis and/or a ripe avocado, but science has spoken.
codenameRadical
I agree with the comment.
kaijuuGold
brought to you by big abocado clean cock imdustries
Gorgoror
EroticZombiePants
Holy guacamole, Batman!
antoinettehaupt2
Ladies and gentlemen, my husbands penis tastes like clean and just showered.
Don’t take away my enjoyment of avo on toast for breakfast
freshthrowaway1138
eh, considering that in the US there are Hass and Florida avocados, I don't believe this headline.
dixxienormus
Mashed or unmashed?
Lowland
Dude dont mash your dick
EroticZombiePants
Don't kink shame.
Thoopanda
And that's why it's good with creem cheese.
EMHPicardo
DAMN IT. From now on, guacamole will never taste the same for me.
cousteau
No cilantro?
EMHPicardo
In this economy‽‽
BesticlesTesticles
Neither cilantro (nor onions) are native to Central America. And therefore not ingredients in authentic guacamole.
cousteau
OK but the baseball was definitely an onion. (And I'm pretty sure people in Central America routinely use cilantro now… same as people in Europe using potatoes and tomatoes for what are considered traditional dishes!)
DrenLithear
Republican officials eating an avocado to take the edge off.
Nandortherelentless
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3N0Nms2aTRuMWpzeDN0empzYXc0a2JwZm9yNXl3Mmk1c2I4YW44MCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3kK2Jf6pmPaWLmfa9I/200w.webp
pdp1
Title said avocado tastes like “CLEAN” penis
ansiichan
it tastes like bland butter, i will never understand the fascinacion of people with this crap
LumpPump
to me it tastes like if green was a flavor. but everyone's tastebuds are different, you just were never meant to understand and honestly your wallet is better off for it.
Wasnbo
TBF, there's a world of difference between what you get at the common supermarket, and what you might pick up at a Mexican grocery or farmer's market.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Great now I'm going to be thinking about guacamole whenever I suck a dick, thanks!
astrangehop
I told my friend melted brie smells like cum and he stopped eating it lol.
EvilStarLegacy
It does smell like cum. I still love it though.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Skill issue
CheeseCoffeeChests
Gentlemen, thats great news. So the next time we might get some sexy time, all we gott to do is take a avocado into the shower and wash our litle friend untill we don't taste any difference.
BananaForScaIe
Just put my dick on toast.
SOLARvsFACISM
But how do you spread it?
BananaForScaIe
Check the username
EntropyReign
I was sipping a soda when I read this and literally did a involuntary "Guh!" sound as I tried not to spit my drink
EMHPicardo
aeroldoth
Source?
Fiacre54
Obv thats Wolverine
Canigetbannedagain2
Jokes on you, there's a reason I have bacon flavored soap .....
Sh1tMovieGroup
I'm more a little cocoa powder under the foreskin...
...yeah, honestly, it tastes like chocolate...
eetsumkaus
what a terrible day for literacy
Cornflakes91
what a day to have eyes
eetsumkaus
so yours tastes like a BLT with avocado
Canigetbannedagain2
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWZ2cGw2a3oxY2d0NnQ4dzZwcnRxdmozMG1iY3J3c2U3OXJvbXRhNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UuZByExSorh6w/200w.webp
jethroismaxbaer5772
According to David Allen Coe, they taste like rubber. I do not know why he knows that. https://youtu.be/rcnwM6kAfU4
Chaapai
The difference is: I've got a husband but in this economy I can't afford avocados.
SOLARvsFACISM
You Millennials will never be able to afford a house if you spend all you money on "husband's cock toast".
FetteredJuvenescence
If you wanna know what clean penis tastes like, go wash your hands and put your damn thumb in your mouth. It tastes like skin, that's all. Fuck's sake folks.
EroticZombiePants
Someone hasn't feasted on enough human flesh to understand the subtle differences location makes.
iambadatspallin
See now thats where you are wrong buddy, you obv aint suck enough dick in your life if you think thats true
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
Im getting the popcorn for the "nah bro ive sucked way more penis, you obviously are a BJ poser" argument
FetteredJuvenescence
I mean, I've had dozens of different dicks in my mouth, but it's not worth arguing here.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Only one way to find out
fillerbunny9
I’ve tried both. I’ll take the cock over avocado any day.
Thorketil
Try an avocado.
SOLARvsFACISM
I'm not that flexible.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Its true though
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
Good to know. I do like avocado.
charondaboatman
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
What? You've never tasted your own at least?
EroticZombiePants
Some of us were never that flexible.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Huh. TIL.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTJjem9od3lxY2l5cXQwZjNtOWlmY3Y4aWN5YnRtemFsZWJnM245cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6sP84gwEvTT8IpDpqu/200w.webp
charondaboatman
Doesn’t taste anything like avocado. Tastes like a nice Assateague oyster.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
I didn't like avocado before I read this.
I still don't like it, but I never used to like it, either.
mjperk
I'm always suspicious of people who don't like avocado. Sorry, friend.
purgruv
Remind future you of this.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
I'm suspicious of people who are judgemental of others based on superficial things such as what foods they do and don't like.
mjperk
It was a freakin' joke. Don't take everything so seriously.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Unlike Durian...
SOLARvsFACISM
Which tastes like dirty penis?
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Smells like dirty penis. Tastes like sweet custard with a hint of dirty penis. In places where it grows, it is banned from public transport and hotel rooms.
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Well now I know what clean penis tastes like
misseskitties
Instead of only knowing what dirty penis tastes like?
eetsumkaus
I didn't realize clean penis went great with garlic and tomatoes
LiarLiarPantsUntier
So do I. Already knew though.
Snooj
Lucky, I only know about dirty penis.
NoTeddyBadTeddy
No penis is ever really clean. They all have a past.
tirpider
Those sheets are dirty and so are you
RedTailedHawk
We do not penis shame in this house.
Jagshusband
My penis once entered the wrong type of apples at the self checkout, and then ran a stop sign on the way home.
RedJacketHero
Every potato came out of the dirt.
joepineapplesindrag
A criminal record
MyGreatestFearBoner
Bad credit?
FacelessAce
Mine lied on his tax forms.
OutboardOverlord
Same with a vagina so... what's your point?
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Yeah, but vaginas are self-cleaning.
yamsonyamsonyams
Spoken like someone who’s never smelled an unwashed vagina
NoTeddyBadTeddy
Wait. I can't point right now. Gimme a second.
OutboardOverlord
I too, need vast amounts of coffee to point.
bakerguy1337
The vagina is self cleaning(within reason), unlike our dicks.
yamsonyamsonyams
Uh…. Kinda? But also, importantly, no.
OutboardOverlord
Well, my dick is cleaned by my self so... self cleaning.
bakerguy1337
Technically, it was cleaned manually.
OutboardOverlord
Well yes... technically. And if I clean too vigorously it's referred to as something else entirely...
yamsonyamsonyams
When you wash your hands is it manual or self cleaning
eetsumkaus
technically correct. The best kind of correct