NagatoIsTheWife
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Edit: Aaaaaaaa send lewds
Oct 29, 2019 8:46 AM
NagatoIsTheWife
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Edit: Aaaaaaaa send lewds
Jonnymarre
Also don’t forget about Ghislaine his accomplice who apparently is now living a nice life in Manchester By the Sea, MA.
NUTTDOGG
Stressed = Gin, Tired = Diet Mt. Dew, Sad = Whiskey, Amped = Weed, Horny = Pornhub
LittleDragon
Valerian root is better for sleep
DJKnarf
ReturnOfFreudberg
uncomfortable ginger
TheRealAethrys
This meme is like the cera one except checking usernames doesn't help.
NagatoIsTheWife
I rarely look at the username first
SoGrosslyIncandescent
This was it, this has made me realize I need to strap on my cape and go fight the establishment. Good work.
SiriusWolf
Directions unclear, put dick in tea pot.
Golfwangster
At times like these I really want a downvote button.
ma901beast
Thanks Dr Epsteinwasmurdered Vegan!
whatbuttondoipush
Mood American, drink coffee. Throw the tea into the closest harbor
BlueLanternBraxx
*Me, chugging 10 Gallon drum of Lemongrass tea, hurling it everywhere, chugging more, just a soaked mess of tea and vomit.*
unannouncedguest
why does anyone care if he killed himself?
dnebdal
Because they wrongly think it will stop the investigation.
captainjuicynipples
It would hopefully revealed who was on his pedo list. Now you know Bill.
glovelyday
And crystals! Don't forget the crystals. I've found some blue ones that work particularly well....
llamasammich
Peppermint tea also help with morning sickness. Pro-tip.
bolobass
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Longinus212
Danke.
NagatoIsTheWife
Get Ze Luger
Throwawayacc12345268252
Get ze Panzers
SkutFarkas
Schieße auf die Panzer!
SkutFarkas
Hans! Hol den Flammenwerfer!
BravePixel
It werfs flammen
falcon39
Noods work as well
Th3br0k3nmama
I need literally almost all of these
ShitIcantthinkofausernameagain
I'm gonna drink all at once, you cant stop me cause im an adult
TroyBranch
ParryLost
*to hide the polonium aftertaste
DodderingCommandant97
ThiccOrTreat
DodderingCommandant97
RoxJedi
Rubbing alcohol for outside boo-boos, drinking alcohol for inside boo-boos.....
MetaSomma
I haven't seen this one in years. Kudos for a classic
NagatoIsTheWife
Drink till ya drop
Auda68
mrShleemies
NagatoIsTheWife
Yiss
mrShleemies
But also thank you
LosChimpos
Tubbygold
Horny ?
DocTanner
I just picture someone angrily preparing lemon or orange tea.
Buretsu
-1. Fuck point whoring.
FightingRevengeOfYourMom
Why do people just make shit up?
Memes4life1
Is there one for all of those symptoms?
thebridgejumper
Uh, this is wrong. I drink black tea all the time and I’m still exhausted
ParryLost
So you followed the instructions and got the exact result described. What's wrong about that?
NeoHelios
Agreed!! I always wondered about that—maybe there’s something else I’m missing that helps metabolize the caffeine. Idk
astroarcher13
adrenal fatigue? try Cyanocobalamin(B12) & a full spectrum multi-B vitamins. caffeine=stressor & dehydrates, may overwork kidneys too much
SiriusWolf
I'm still confused, do I mix them together? Cus I'm at least 9 of these at any moment.
Talligan
Life hack: brew your tea with coffee and you'll be able to see time
KodeMaster
Or amphetamine... cocaine if you wanna be fancy.
BOSSMOPS
Sprinkle some speed on it for the extra kick
Asgarus
Mix some energy drink into that as well.
NagatoIsTheWife
Brew the coffee with preworkout
snowfork
I used to do that. Throw a teabag in a cup of black coffee while it's still hot. Then a teaspoon of sugar and tiny bit of milk.
boshbashbish
The amount of caffeine in your black tea isn’t enough anymore to get the effect it used to have. Up your dose. Drugs etc.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Green tea has more caffeine.
boshbashbish
A quick google says the opposite? Overall/generally black has more caffeine than green.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I think I got teas confused with coffees. Generally, the darker the roast the less caffeine. My bad.
ostiniatoze
Drink? Nah mate you inject it.
blumpk1npie
You need to pack it with leaves mate. You'll be bouncing off the walls.
VikKarabin
because you do not rest properly. no other way. anything on your mind that you can't escape for a few weeks?
WhyWouldYouReplyToThisGuy
Not necessarily the best advice to drink didn’t commit suicide if you’re feeling Epstein
CatchingBubbles
Feeling Epstein... priceless!
superbest
Tbh I didn’t even notice until I read this comment
BababaMoooya1
Same
Mxlespxles
Just adding a comment here to push the watch spam down further. Anyone else?
WhyWouldYouReplyToThisGuy
Thanks, they’ve done this so many times. Screw the watch spammers
Wankathon
You don't feel epstein, epstein feels you
ParryLost
I always thought the flavour for that was polonium. Mmm, traditional Russian teas.
DodderingCommandant97
F0xstar
So, I should drink you?
bandy600
vlej
Since when are moods non-vegan?
chiefrunswithscissors
Well someone's feeling pretty meaty today. Drink some camomile ffs
ThankYouForYourTime
Stop the senseless slaughter of moods!Emotional farming is a blight on our society! Our feelings have feelings!
vlej
IKR!? I can assure you my depression is happy as fuck, and my anxiety is positevely hypersocial. I just wish my libido was randy...
FlatPlutoSociety
I dunno, I've been cutting down on meat lately, and my mood this morning is HIGHLY bacon-y.
Tanksti
Bullion
Lightsmith
Since moods follow historical science
DodderingCommandant97
Because people want to equate everything bad to eating meat which is against their life choice. I’m just an
bacross
Well can vegans be hungry enough to eat a horse?
madcausebad
Animals have moods! Can’t consume!
selkieselk
Some of my moods make me want to inflict some non-vegan suffering on to the humans responsible. Although the best tea for that is wine.
selkieselk
Wine is grapes steeped in water and is thus a fruit tea, in case anyone else needs to rationalise too :)
vlej
that is not what tea is
selkieselk
sounds like someone needs some grape tea ;)
vlej
I prefer old old malted grain mash