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Source : Leonardo Zapata
Apr 6, 2020 9:03 PM
Rammsteinstochter
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4142
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Source : Leonardo Zapata
Chickenboots
Joe Domestic: Goat Comptroller
kittenskittenskittens
That little tail wiggle, so cute!
hannahgrace110
Alpaca discrimination!
RWM90
Is this the Joe Exotic of goats? Waitin’ for the busty goat cult chicks to come on out.
skipweasel
Kid squeezer?
NoRose
Joe Mild: Goat Lifter
immensestorm
Professional goat hugger
DutchSpur
Goat whisperer
clamdriver
This specific job - life expectancy 109 yrs.
selfinflictedimgury
Quit kidding around
arauld1976360
Can I please move there and hug those babies??? An amazing job!!
Ifyourenotfirstyourelast
If they do that as babies they’ll definitely do it as adults. Less cute.
LeeLee4734
I lost one yesterday. Our other goat has been sad.
rayneayami
Here you go OP. http://www.goatops.com/
mattdmon84
MidnightRider42
Why no touchy the alpaca?
DavidHoag
Q virus!
zarkingfruit
Sploosh
gatharen
He doesn't hug them long enough
ionlycamehereforthis
Just like my dad.
1plail
It’s all goats and hugs until that bitch Carol Baskin gets involved.
catamenia
Goat King
twilli919
Facial hair checks out
jupitermonkey
hey! the big one also wanted a hug. poor animal sadly walked away, kids getting all the attention
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
That looked like an alpaca
applemnki
Husband him
causality
Women love a man who's sweet to animals.
badke
Glad you have access to the internet, Joe.
applemnki
GreatWhiteDope
Could probably get a few straight guys to husband him. With just some baby goats and a little meth
MidlandRedux
"The Men Who Comfort Goats" was not a big success as a movie. It lacked George Clooney.
hasr
Hug that alpaca now
BeesKneesJohanson
Not gonna lie, that facial hair makes me think this dude is more like Joe Domestic the Goat King.
yossarian77
This deserves all the upvotes.
gonoregan
This comment made me choke on air for a second ?
lefty3657
Goat Hugger just sounds kinda dirty
Blackfinity
Kid Hugger is no better. How about Capra Aegagrus Hircus Embracer?
Adsma2002
Goat stroker?
TheQuoll
Gotes!
Eowyyn
Totes!
RightToJailNoTrial
Totes Ma Gotes
lividlazan
But still anecdotes.
IGiveSauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGxa39_i9PY
thatguyinthecomments
Joanna collects pennies from underneath shoe racks at Payless and Miguel hugs goats for a living. Their budget is $700k
VicinoOrsini
Se also moonlights fashioning antique doll lashes from trimmed pubes, that's another 100G right there
coldbeee
with 3 kids and 7 on the way
Dionysus187
We found a house that met all our needs for 100k under budget but the cabinets were the wrong color so we kept looking.
Davadin
i used to brush these off but now I'm home and stuck watching some of these shows, holy fuck man... it's true!
thatguyinthecomments
I actually love hgtv but this part has always baffled me. Worked my ass off at good jobs and smart with my spending. But don’t have that $$
Alterlight
He hugs a bunch of kids at the petting zoo and it's adorable, I do it and "don't touch my child I'm calling the police"
YouJustGotRickRolled
Beats me, i did it in a graveyard once and got arrested
BroHomo
well he's fully clothed...
kah929
You should go to a heavy petting zoo
Sheldonian
"Why are you in your underwear!"
AMRIV
"Uhh cause otherwise I'd be naked, duh."
Reeds218
wheresmybanana
“At our child’s birthday party!”
LeraviTheHyena
"In clown makeup!?"
Hitsi
"And for the love of god, woman, shave your legs"
LeraviTheHyena
"I know your half goat and all but by jove you are hairy
coochpotato
PICK UP THE DAMN ALPACA
chinaPieCreator
My thoughts to
bukkakeshots
That’s what I was thinking. Like we gona forget this little dude was waiting for their hug.
elfordwarf
hexbolt751
IKR
Dopplerfart
Alpickit
thehumanoidsarecoming
It gets hugs, but this is about safely acclimatizing them to behave well around children.
Clayman8
Fuck children. Pick up the damn alpaca first.
lodeth
Uh, phrasing?
Clayman8
We're still doing phrasing? Crap...
pineapplewalrus
Pick up the damn alpaca...
thehumanoidsarecoming
unrestrained affection isnt the same as kindness.
pineapplewalrus
Because 1 hug would be the tipping point.
thehumanoidsarecoming
you get theyre being trained to be part of a petting zoo, right?
wooshheeyonnn
insert aggressive "thank you" meme here
pineapplewalrus
Increasingly aggressive "you're welcome" meme reply
wooshheeyonnn
you replied but didn't upvote me?
melSportsHero
I want a job like this. I want THIS job. I would always be wondering if I had died and gone to heaven, though. Hmmm...
SaphirasSexDoll
Win-win!
melSportsHero
Yes, great situation to be in. ?