Childhood trauma in exchange for sponsorship

Jun 2, 2021 3:26 PM

djdirtysoaky

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No

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stop recording your babies and then uploading them to internet. PERIOD.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#readthenoonereadsthetagstag

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is my kid 5 years ago. I was lucky enough to record it. I have no fame

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Simple. I totally agree.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And possibly stop taking pictures of and recording strangers as well.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And pls don't record/photo them half naked. It's weird.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only person who thinks videos of yout kid are cute is you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok... Does this include Pearl with Will Ferrell? He is doing that for fun and not money. Something silly with his kid. So depends I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fucking yes!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got me all wrong. I record them to blackmail him later when he is older.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

" I was devastated by my childs chronic illness until I figured out I could monetize it " . (not that they

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People don't realize the damage they are doing to their children's future when they fill their digital footprint with this crap. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your kid is a human with autonomy, if you think you own them and can do what ever you want cause you birthed them you shouldn't have kids. -

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One should think this is common sense.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I expect a lot of people start out using it to send videos to grandma, and then realized they can get other views.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those Toddlers become people and those people should be able to decide themselves what info about them is made public.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

children need to be kept in a dark room with absolutely no contact with anyone until they are 18 so they can decide anything for themselves.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

No no, that's too much. Well, maybe not. Are you austrian?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an extremely obscure simpsons reference that applies.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once the conscious Google AI has filed every human, only the not registered will be able fight back. We need those kids for the rebellion

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 4 teens. They don’t care about the cute baby videos I posted over a decade ago. They 100% only care about what I post now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's good to know. I might forget that we are the old people and our concerns might be a bit detached from what matters to them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's definitely an iffy area. No one right answer.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

No. Its not. If you catch a genuine moment and your friends and family say you should share it because its cute or w/e then fine. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your opinion, however not everyone shares it. Personally, I think scripting "scenes" for your kids is dumb. But if your kid1/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

does something funny, sure, share it. And maybe bring your kid up to be able to laugh at themselves and not take things so seriously

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with you but that's not the issue at hand. You're describing something completely different. OP is talking about exploiting minors.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if you're literally staging and scripting scenes to try profit off your kid, you're a POS. Let kids be kids. They are not our tools.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Once my 1year old Said to me "stop recording and exploiting your toddlers for internet fame" It was beautiful

5 years ago | Likes 706 Dislikes 7

"SHAARRRROOOOOONN!!!" - The rather large Osbourne toddler.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 2 year old asked me whether monetization of children benefits them, their parents, or altruistically the greater society. So cute.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My 3 month old told me I ain't woke

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're so lucky to have Albert einstein

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck off rebecca he didnt say that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone clapped

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The name of that 1 year old...

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Adolf Hitler

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wayne Gretzky

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Girlfriends age..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shfifty five

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shu lebuff

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also stop watching that sort of content

5 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 6

How else am I going to know what the HR department will be secretly using to judge candidates?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Stop watching content!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

But what would my boomer mom do on Facebook? Only forward conspiracy theories?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed, there are 2 sides to this coin.

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Teal’c?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 if you involve psychos

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v I can’t not watch this though.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

You mean YouTube?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or TikTok?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Instagram stories?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or Snapchat stories?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about imgur videos?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I exploit my toddler for cute videos to con grandma into babysitting?

5 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

All's fair in love and war.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, just don't post it to FB or other social media

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mainly for your toddler's sake

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly my motivation.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. That is allowed

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Let's hear it for all the actually funny videos on AFHV that have lost to a video of a baby doing something all babies do all the time.

5 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That drive me crazy when I watched it as a kid.

5 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

As soon as a baby video showed up me and my brother would be like "welp, show's over, there's the winner" and turn it off lol

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Babies and weddings was a sure win

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Here's a dog or cat pulling off something spectacular. Losing to a kid screaming ABC's.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

omg I love Andrei's Funniest Home Videos!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or a nut shot

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At the very least though, a nut shot would elicit a smirk and could actually be funny. I never laughed at a baby video ever.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s why I love Ridiculousness. No prizes, no submissions. Just people falling over. Nice and mindless.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Im glad you like it, but I hate that show with a fiery passion - the main host reminds me of every douchey rich kid from my junior high

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh absolutely. He reminds me of the kids I knew in middle school. But my mom and I talk shit about the people in the videos. It’s fun.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should also watch Tosh.0. He helps with the talkin shit part

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That does sound fun. It's on after the Simpsons and my mom and I very dramatically laugh and rush to change the channel.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rob Dyrdek and the laughing dolphin beside him make me irrationally annoyed

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Agreed, just a giant douchey rip off of Tosh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The laughing dolphin lmfao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Q1lGgpEmA

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey, be nice to dolphins

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To each their own. I drink a beer or two, laugh, and look at her boobs. Everything a young, single, 22 year old dude could want

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Sound like a fuckin creep m8

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Ok. Cool. Are you a judgemental ascetic Puritan?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's just being honest. Men do this, especially young single men. Women also like to drink and ogle attractive men on TV too.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

When my daughter was born no one in my family understood why I asked them not to post pictures of her on social media. smh

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Good for you, we try and limit it as much as possible.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just makes a pedo's job easier. I pointed that out, and was called a sicko. Here...On Imgur under a different user name.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My sister posts pics of her son on IG all the time. I don't see the problem in that, but she has to go and hashtag them as well, which is >

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

where the problem starts for me. Every single one of her posts w/ pix of him are nothing but spammed comments from creepy pages that >

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

prey on stealing photos of babies for their own use.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey, I don’t post face pics of my kids either! And I don’t post their names.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We don't either, and occasionally my husband will send pics to his parents through email, and then his mom takes them and posts them on /1

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

facebook. Like, wtf? She knows we don't want the kids plastered all over the internet. Unbelievable. /2

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh I would looooooooose it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grandma doesn't get pictures then, she needs to learn a lesson before picture privileges are give back.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ima need more context before I form an opinion.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Lil Tay is a great example, though she's not a toddler. Family vlogging channels, too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Second that

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Several youtube channels focused on kid based content were found to be mentally and physically abusing their children.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

How? It must be more than just the simple act of recording them?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Exhibit A: Michael Jackson

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Family of Five....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems to go hand in hand with my theory that people are only having children these days because they want a fashion accessory.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 16

Interesting accessory

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah there are people like this, but kinda of a broad generalization of a theory not very sound.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But there are better ways than make it public. Whatsapp?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most seem to have children because it's expected. Even in some of the best cases there's planning and studying, yet no one asks "but why?"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tradition.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Between the internet spreading knowledge that Child Free is a legitimate choice and bad finances, population is dropping, there's hope.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My why is because I have always wanted to be a Dad. A good one, who raises kids who are smarter, more caring, and better than I am.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had children because of tequila.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

So your children distill spirits for you? In that case I may have a few.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I wish, it would save me a lot of money

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should amend my station to included poor decisions. lol

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can’t argue against that

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0