Does Imgur give me permission to fly back to Toronto to kick my cousin in the knee?

Mar 2, 2026 5:14 PM

unwaver

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Would kicking my cousin in his good knee, while he's waiting to get surgery on his bad knee, make me a shitty person?
If he's deliberately posting AI slop perpetuating nazism, is it not my duty to kick his ass?

I'm fucking tired. I'm tired of having dumbass relatives.

Edit: I need to log off for a few days (won't happen) and prepare for my move. Thanks for the laughs.

When you're in a cult, telling lies to obscure the truth is just part of the requirements

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i support you

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think you can still abort him?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't stop at the knees!

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Kick him in the bad knee

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Only immediately after surgery

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Punch a Nazi time

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what you should do? Treat them to their own medicine.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Permission? No. Forgiveness? Yes, but only if you really make him feel it.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Release AI slop of people across Iran calling him a moron?

5 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Brilliant. I've never generated AI images/videos and I'm not sure I want to start now, but this is still an amazing idea.

5 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Not if every human starts to have it. I liked flying back to Toronto to kick your cousin better as an idea, tbh

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Use an arrow please. That's an "arrow to the knee" reference. He should remember that like...

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Posted it where? Block them. Move on with your life.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Instagram, where all my elderly, vulnerable relatives will see his posts and around we go.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is not just always morally correct to punch a Nazi, but many would say you have a a moral obligation to humanity to punch nazis when encountered. On sight.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until he gets the surgery, then take a sledgehammer to both of his knees.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kick the bad knee, it's getting fixed later anyway.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be a cult member in good standing you must be willing to lie for the cult.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about cut him off? Why would you want to associate with a Nazi?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweep the knee!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your loss. Your cousin may not be dead, but brain dead is just as hard to bear...

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kick both knees.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are there any laws in Canada about spreading false information so as to inflame tensions or incite violent action?

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

My dad used to do this shit. He’d send me some kind of right wing garbage, and I would email him back with the full story. At one point, I showed him the media bias chart chart, and showed him where his “news sources” fell. He looked at it, said I don’t care, and keep sending me things.

Now dementia has got a hold of him so he doesn’t email so much anymore.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's BIBI?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Netanyahu. Bibi is his nickname or whatever.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kick your cousin in the bad knee

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Punching Nazis is always okay

5 months ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 6

But what about kicking them in the knee? I never saw specific instructions in that regard!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is a kick if not a punch with the foot?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In case the guide @dr3dz1k linked wasn't clear, here's a handy chart:

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And if you're in doubt here's a handy guide: https://canipunchnazis.com/

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have a choice to leave the US and your still here?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Kick his ass.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live near Toronto and have real good kicking steel toes..

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@op teamwork makes the dream works. Or saves you money at least.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for highlighting the comment. You brought me to a rational place of thinking.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would much rather someone try to sensibly talk to him. He could use that... it's just a matter of good communication and it likely needs to come from an outsider/neutral person.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guarantee we've all seen AI we thought was real. The quality has grown exponentially the last few year, and more freighting is that that's just the consumer AI we know about. The ones in control will never give the consumer the stuff as good as they have. We're already deep in it, and in 6-12 months reality will be indistinguishable from AI.

5 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

I very much recommend riddance.ai, a media literacy blog that is aimed at informing non-techy people about generative AI.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You mean antifa propaganda!?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, what?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm sure I have as well. That's not what makes him a dumbass or an asshole. It's that he believes in warmongering and propping up genocidaires.

5 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Kick that knee. Get him!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair, but his cousin said he doesn't care. Not that he doesn't believe it's fake. Kick them shins

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My god! Why would you kick him in his knee? What would make you think that? Kick him in his 3 leg instead.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

"Rah-rah-ree, kick 'em in the knee. Rah-rah-ralls, kick 'em in the... other knee!"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

both.gif

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remove him from the gene pool, good idea

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