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Calicious
This is rad af. Probably returns because the food is good, but still cool.
Grillparzer
So...the mouse goes loose?
DisgustedRepublican
I heard he took him to a costume party and he won second prize. Someone else in a moose costume won first prize.
dwude
Descendants of druids, they command ancient forest creatures
procrastinatingagain
I wonder if he keeps it in a barn.
UrsaPsi
I bet he leaves in the spring to fuck
dReDone
Who's making fun of us?! Oh ya that's us ?
TheEvenPrez
I moost pet that magnificent beast
NonSequitarian
I've seen this on TV. There should be a squirrel around somewhere there too. And possibly a rabbit.
Rwhejek
Moved to Canada from the US. Canada is awesome. It is also a lot more like Trailer Park Boys than I expected. And I'm ok with that.
cardboxbob8
This moose gets better vacation time than any american .
QuintinParry
I love America's hat!
jaakkopaakkonen
In 1800 swedish empire taming moose was illegal after someone robbed horse carriage and rode away on faster-than-horse moose
Mpete
Swedes also tried to to make a moose-mounted cavalry unit around 1890. Unsuccesful as it turned out they don't like people sitting on them
ZuSanLiHeGu
Sorry for the interruption in awesomeness. We have a leadership problem right now. Will be awesome again asap. Thank you.
MisuseOfLiterally
Im canadian and we're not that awesome
PDXDragon
Funny, but I'll wait for confirmation.
Onlypostcuteness
I'm actually surprised we haven't tried to domesticate Moose....we got oxen...why not moose's!?
georgedragonslayer
Wild guess, but moose are violent as hell (*at certain times of year. Mileage may vary. Not under warranty. No refunds).
beefosupremo
I want a car with Moosepower not Horsepower.
JonWallace1985
Probably like 4:1 ratio, moose are way stronger than horse.
lizardbones
depends on the type of horse. Shire horse is probably stronger than a moose
Howlingowl
Yes, but has a Canadian President ever ridden a moose?
puckhead44
My sister was bitten by a moose.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Listen, she taunted me
georgedragonslayer
Is she ded?
copperdomebodhi
99% of the Canada jokes I see are low-key admiration.
Quizz25S
What a massive and beautiful animal. Increadible.
TheAdrachian
https://www.adn.com/wildlife/article/moose-and-men-brief-history-domesticated-moose-alaska/2016/01/03/
AimlessSavant
Bruce the Moose!
superbest
It’s photoshopped but it’s a fun story
imakebuns
It's a real story just a shopped pic. There is a local here who did this with a moose. The pic is black and white it's so old.
superbest
Had to look it up. Super interesting! https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/canadian-stereotype-domesticated-moose-1.5369308
dudethisbetternotbetaken
What animal is capable of manual labor and can deal with snow better than an ox or a horse? A moose. It wasn't as uncommon as people think.
Dragongirl7256
Moose would make terrifying calvary mounts. Just a massive animal tearing thru the snow, shrugging off bullets like flies.
brdmuffinman
I didn’t think they tolerated domestication well, or at all. Like zebra or something ;-)
imakebuns
Well. It's takes a few gens to "domesticate" an animal. Moose are actually dangerous..I give them the same respect as bears
dancingfrogsarereal
When you are King of the Forest but still have to get up and go to fucking work every morning!
DoctorWest
The story of my life, buddy…
GrepenJapon
I wish I were that moose. Sounds like they have my ideal job
TimmyDans
'Magine getting a like 4 week fucking bender in the spring and coming back all relaxed.
nobblestein
Isn’t this photoshopped though?
georgedragonslayer
Ssshhh.. Let people be happy.
TheMellowPeril
If you don’t look at the country’s history, sure
mynameisxnax
Everyone has a past but it doesn't mean it has to stay the same in the future.
OrangeFlavours
Ehh... I mean, that's fair, but that doesn't mean you can't call Canada awesome, as it tries to change that. But pressure it to change more.
ciscoxing626
Go ahead find a country that has no skeletons in its closets
joebellson
Pretty much all countries have done bad stuff.
Gantzz321
Do you mean the history of cunts like you doing shitty things and then Canadians standing up and saying FUCK YOU and putting a stop to it
OrangeFlavours
Uh... no, they're talking about Canada's horrifying history of oppression, culture erasure, and genocide against the indigenous people.
KrampusCopia
You can say that about every country... why are we picking on Canada? Did something happen recently?
OrangeFlavours
Yes. The last residential school closed in 1996. We're picking on Canada, and the United States, because of the relatively recent atrocities
Goldmarble
The fuck you talkin about buddy?
RuthlessRuben
I don't think this guy is your buddy, pal.
TheMellowPeril
Beg your pardon?
DocWino
History is what we all have. It’s about what’s happening now. What country do you live in?
CanadianCobraChicken
Hell, don't look at us two weeks ago...
Petedoit
It's still going. Just got overshadowed a bit.
TylerStark
Like a suspicious mole if we just ignore it it'll go away
Mechwarrior719
Not many countries that *don’t* have a few skeletons in the closet
EdmondAlmond
Ironic that you mention skeletons...
pudaheh
In Canada, the skeletons aren't metaphorical, they're real skeletons of children buried under schools. Thousands of them.
astrangehop
Skeletonia? Oh, wait...
ruferto
fun fact, San Marino is the only country in the world that's never fought in a war (was occupied once, by Germany, but they gave it back)
TheMellowPeril
It’s still going today: the Indian Act, reserves without drinkable water, pipelines built over First Nations territory…
thevortexmaster
We all know. Every country on earth has issues
kwyjiboner
It is still going on today; in basically every former colonial powerhouse; Canada isn't special here. What we are is ignorant of it.
covideokilledtheradiostar
Canada has done bad stuff. Unlike some, however, it seems to be acknowledging that and slowly trying to make amends.
EdmondAlmond
Lets start with basic necessities to FN territories as agreed to in treaties. Canada is only a century and a half behind schedule.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
They like to say they are making amends , then continue to do it
TheMellowPeril
What in the Wet'suwet'en pipeline are you talking about?