Question, as a fat guy, do you think i would be going faster or slower than these guys. I'd accelerate more on the downslopes and have more momentum, but the extra weight and surface area of my ass would mean more friction too
those kids really should learn how to use the drawstrings on their shorts, or get some better shorts. it looks fun but it's above my tolerance of butt on concrete
Less momentum, but also less margin for error or reaction when going over the drop. A 3 foot fall onto concrete is sufficient to cause a skull fracture.
There are a couple of painted concrete water slides in Panama City Beach florida that have been there at least since the 80s. Probably a couple million people including myself have gone down them.
The name "coccyx" is derived from the ancient Greek word κόκκυξ (kokkyx), which means "cuckoo," because the last three or four bones of the coccyx resemble the beak of this bird when viewed from the side.
huey9k
Pull up your fucking pants, you goddamn losers.
wadatahmydamie
So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
MichaelMars
With what? KY jelly?
Ebo352
Should put a bunch of sponges on a sled
fnordy
I want a turn at that. Provided I can find a tight enough drawstring for my shorts.
measuredby5
Just water or a little soap in there too?
dex5
Mmmm…young men doing stupid shit half-naked for internet points. I used to call my husband a slip-and-slide…let’s ride!
Toqom
They all have their ass out of their shorts...
jjw9
Buttocks are very clean now 🤣
CanITroubleYouForAWarmGlassOfSHUTTHEHELLUP
This is what "boys will be boys" should be, just doing some dumb, ridiculous shit that doesnt harm anyone but themselves lol
CitizenK9
khaoselement
Once heard a vile rumor that man had some blood in his cocaine stream.
darkninja2992
Question, as a fat guy, do you think i would be going faster or slower than these guys. I'd accelerate more on the downslopes and have more momentum, but the extra weight and surface area of my ass would mean more friction too
TheDadalorian
We used to call that buttsliding. Always a good time.
aqualite0608
That sure is one method to exfoliate your butt cheeks
supermario182
Needs some Goldfinger
Borax
Butthole surfers
flashums
I had a half pipe growing up, we definitely had Waterpark days like this
RoymanHenryburg
They were bare ass on the concrete every time.
DrSharkbite
That’s using your ass
JustSomePersonThere
Unless your nose lands RIGHT in the crack, you’re going to bruise or break it with that kinda impact.
johnnycashmustache
The Flying Buttress
DerpyBestPrincess
Where do I sign up?
vicvalour
No pin falls, submission only
boostcreep
Trollcaverneux
He lived a great life, he who died happy.
cantreach
Someone's a squirter
KingofRogues
theres no way someone didnt get seriously hurt here
DerpyBestPrincess
Jackass Light. But fun.
Bystandr
Why.. why do they start with their pants pulled down ? All that soapy dirt up in your junk - no thanks.
SlappinDingers
Cleaning their half pipes as well
gardengnomeii
Fashion is a terrible burden.
ToenailClippingsJar
Reduction of friction.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
those kids really should learn how to use the drawstrings on their shorts, or get some better shorts. it looks fun but it's above my tolerance of butt on concrete
seedye
One weird trick to save $$ on your brozillian…
cullingg
I bet it slides better
2015Camry
See? I was wondering why they were all “half clad.” And then you explained it. Mille grazie.
Kaze54
Good thing its not your butt on concrete
Nephytis
One missed sharp rock... instant unic.
trinityj1
Eunuch
trinityj1
Creative spelling of eunuch
throwaway12345432
Life is full of ups and downs, and sometimes will put barriers in your way, but it is up to you to overcome.
Harm
Now do it with your blades on.
Darksnider05
Dumb ways to die.
DeanSledgehammer
Give it a rest and let people die without judgement.
PicassoCT
I will lett that slide- because its a slippery slope to judge other peoples fun.
TyrannusEquus
At least the unhelmeted head is closer to the ground than on a skateboard.
hyperchondriac
Less momentum, but also less margin for error or reaction when going over the drop. A 3 foot fall onto concrete is sufficient to cause a skull fracture.
TyrannusEquus
Very true! Should be wearing a helmet for this kind of activity
tex65
all fun and games till you bruise your coxis
totallyNotRonJeremy
stayingalive4life
It’s all fun and games until Tony Hawk shows up. Then it gets better!
tex65
Not sure why but for a moment I imagined Tony Hawk using them as a board
fformulaa
ToasterDent
Or fracture it badly. Because for the rest of your life you'll regret it.
thekeyofe
Yeah, that looks super fun but also is going to be hell on your butt and hips.
SgtDefaultGN
They’re babies, they’ll bounce
PantlessThunderGoose42
There are a couple of painted concrete water slides in Panama City Beach florida that have been there at least since the 80s. Probably a couple million people including myself have gone down them.
RatOnnaStick
HandoB4Javert
rbeeseart
coccyx*
factcheckmate
Cocksuck*
tex65
Ah thanks, google did not correct me
colinstu
Spanish translation apparently
dorpjorp
The name "coccyx" is derived from the ancient Greek word κόκκυξ (kokkyx), which means "cuckoo," because the last three or four bones of the coccyx resemble the beak of this bird when viewed from the side.
GuyPilot
Yeah remind me not to play Scrabble with you
Aranon1183
This one dude won the French Scrabble championship despite not knowing a lick of French. Lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Richards
jjw9
“tail bone” +