cleaning the skatepark

May 22, 2026 4:32 PM

CitizenK9

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Pull up your fucking pants, you goddamn losers.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With what? KY jelly?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should put a bunch of sponges on a sled

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a turn at that. Provided I can find a tight enough drawstring for my shorts.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just water or a little soap in there too?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm…young men doing stupid shit half-naked for internet points. I used to call my husband a slip-and-slide…let’s ride!

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They all have their ass out of their shorts...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buttocks are very clean now 🤣

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what "boys will be boys" should be, just doing some dumb, ridiculous shit that doesnt harm anyone but themselves lol

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Once heard a vile rumor that man had some blood in his cocaine stream.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question, as a fat guy, do you think i would be going faster or slower than these guys. I'd accelerate more on the downslopes and have more momentum, but the extra weight and surface area of my ass would mean more friction too

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We used to call that buttsliding. Always a good time.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sure is one method to exfoliate your butt cheeks

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs some Goldfinger

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butthole surfers

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a half pipe growing up, we definitely had Waterpark days like this

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were bare ass on the concrete every time.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s using your ass

2 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Unless your nose lands RIGHT in the crack, you’re going to bruise or break it with that kinda impact.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Flying Buttress

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Where do I sign up?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No pin falls, submission only

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He lived a great life, he who died happy.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone's a squirter

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

theres no way someone didnt get seriously hurt here

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jackass Light. But fun.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why.. why do they start with their pants pulled down ? All that soapy dirt up in your junk - no thanks.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Cleaning their half pipes as well

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fashion is a terrible burden.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Reduction of friction.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

those kids really should learn how to use the drawstrings on their shorts, or get some better shorts. it looks fun but it's above my tolerance of butt on concrete

2 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 4

One weird trick to save $$ on your brozillian…

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet it slides better

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

See? I was wondering why they were all “half clad.” And then you explained it. Mille grazie.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good thing its not your butt on concrete

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

One missed sharp rock... instant unic.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Eunuch

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Creative spelling of eunuch

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life is full of ups and downs, and sometimes will put barriers in your way, but it is up to you to overcome.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do it with your blades on.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumb ways to die.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

Give it a rest and let people die without judgement.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will lett that slide- because its a slippery slope to judge other peoples fun.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At least the unhelmeted head is closer to the ground than on a skateboard.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Less momentum, but also less margin for error or reaction when going over the drop. A 3 foot fall onto concrete is sufficient to cause a skull fracture.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Very true! Should be wearing a helmet for this kind of activity

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all fun and games till you bruise your coxis

2 months ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 5

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s all fun and games until Tony Hawk shows up. Then it gets better!

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Not sure why but for a moment I imagined Tony Hawk using them as a board

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or fracture it badly. Because for the rest of your life you'll regret it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that looks super fun but also is going to be hell on your butt and hips.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They’re babies, they’ll bounce

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are a couple of painted concrete water slides in Panama City Beach florida that have been there at least since the 80s. Probably a couple million people including myself have gone down them.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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coccyx*

2 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Cocksuck*

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah thanks, google did not correct me

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Spanish translation apparently

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The name "coccyx" is derived from the ancient Greek word κόκκυξ (kokkyx), which means "cuckoo," because the last three or four bones of the coccyx resemble the beak of this bird when viewed from the side.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah remind me not to play Scrabble with you

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This one dude won the French Scrabble championship despite not knowing a lick of French. Lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Richards

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“tail bone” +

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0