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brandsilven
#41 But that other 10%? That's still where NO ONE has gone before.
taurondir
When you think about it, It's pretty fucking weird to have a cross in your house with someone nailed to it.
katimius
#9 My husband treats every pizza pick up as an episode of Initial D yet I'm responsible for the pizza's condition when we get home.
PedanticGonkDroid
Rotate the pizza according to the sharpness of the turn! Or tell him to fuck off and drive like there's pizza in the car, either way.
PedanticGonkDroid
Ideally suspend the boxes from a rope and physics should take care of it for you.
katimius
He warns me about sharp turns and I adapt... along w/ that order of bread sticks on top of the pizza box.
Easykehl
jennym123
Not everyone is a SLAVE TO ORDER like you are, Kehl!
Ouroborus
joinusjoinusjoinus
I understood some of those words
JohnnyLawlessEsq
#7 #8
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lunastesia
7-8 is an actual short film that was made. Just an fyi.
DracoSicarius
Yeah pretty much an exact copy assuming the animation came first
dejadrew
Gordon Ramsay: “How bout some fucking SAUCE!!!!”
DoomNet
imgal76
“Like some dumbass superhero.”
Knifeywifey
Great. Now I have to stop my Imgur scrolling to get a glass of ice water. Have a lovely day while I hydrate!
ohvalleyofplenty
Haha awesome, you too!!
VexionRoe
I didn't cause what does "yo legally have to go get some water" mean? Loop holes! haha! I'll NEVER DRINK H20!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
#9 reminded me of something else, for some reason.
PlaceCleverNickHere
44 did it for me, damn I’m a nerd....
scatter
#41 "Where no man has gone before." It's talking about being the first humans, not the first sentient life.
RideTheStimutacs
You apparently didn't watch TNG.
BlastyMcBlastblast
*drinks water*
Araknifobia
I had some milk this morning
whotheflipdoithinkiam
This is okay.
WholesomeJoke
I’m pretty sure that post wasn’t legally binding but I wasn’t about to fuck around and and find out. Went and got my water bottle.
ohvalleyofplenty
NotTinyPancakes
I drank ginge rbeer it has water in it
whotheflipdoithinkiam
I'm calling the police. Stay there.
Iatesomecoffeecups
FOOL! I was ALWAYS DRINKING WATER
attofreak
slower, you slut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3Davideo
Your comment + your username =
murderhobbit
#41 that, and in Enterprise one alien race calls Humans "Pink Skins" despite meeting the black pilot several times
ReginaKasteen
Maybe Shran's colorblind. (Or, more likely, he's doing it specifically to get under Archer's skin... which is pink.)
murderhobbit
I think the latter is more likely the case, even though he says "pinkskins" when speaking to or about multiple humans
3Davideo
Maybe they think he's a different species. There's so many examples of aliens that look like humans just with non-standard skin colors.
ciaran13
#46 did this naked at 7yo and questioned why I was grounded for 2 weeks
QSteele
#8 could you not? I don't want to explain why the burly security guard is weeping like a child at work.
willvasco
Get ready. https://youtu.be/9iFWyihDvCE
Pillmatic540540
ArriStudios
https://youtu.be/96kI8Mp1uOU
Cayvin
Why’d you cut onions in my house??
QSteele
WTF did I just say!... I'm not crying, You're crying!
ChiLLeCheeze
It's just raining.
Stitchabarger
This is EXACTLY what I thought of!
dejadrew
Orion’s Belt is 3 stars out of the total 19 stars. If they wanted to sell the pun they would’ve done some research
MrCoolWhip
#36 I foresee a Witcher plot
4Astaroth
Damn this dump makes me want to hydrate myself.
GruntThumper
#15 miss WWN. #22 I was having a good day... we were all having a good day.
PicsOrItDidntHappen8
I found too many of these to be far too relatable
tarataqa
me: "just kidding!"
ohvalleyofplenty
#15 right?
PicsOrItDidntHappen8
It's just so damn accurate
Sodee
#4 you might be a dumbass but you still wear a mask, so you’re a hero. Only villains don’t wear masks
dwilkins360
I can totally get behind #37 cause....fuck em!
subtletyblunt
#8
ravenfool
So is it official now that any and every word that ends in -ck will now be spelled with a -cc ending?
3Davideo
Bricc. Paychecc. Racetracc. Lumberjacc. Livestocc. Trucc.
ravenfool
The ducc went quacc ?
Chieftan
I've been wondering where the hell this came from, too.
UncleSlam123
#4 Looks like he's already a skeleton, so seems like this isn't even the first pit of quicksand he's fallen into.
Novawitch
42 is wrong. No F
lorvex
Of?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
"Sphinx OF black..." Why, how are you spelling 'of'?
RideTheStimutacs
"of"
PanickedShrieking
The F is in 'of' (or 'fox')
luke1815
#41 it’s “where no MAN has gone before”. Like Human... there’s no humans on alien planets.
Sh4dowWalker96
Except all the ones that are.
zealofapproval
You can tell this comment was written by a white person
ReginaKasteen
They go to plenty of planets with humans on them, too. It's just a song, it doesn't have to be consistent.
Illithidbane
"...to seek out new life and new civs, to boldly go where no one has gone before." How is it surprising they found other civs?
ElChupaNuggra
Because it's a short sighted comment about how something written to flow while spoken to fit the opening didn't take time to specify 1/?
ElChupaNuggra
No one FROM OUR PLANET has gone before. Not.... We go as PEOPLE to places no PEOPLE have been before. "But what about the people already 1/?
ElChupaNuggra
there?" Oh child, they're not white males, so they're NOT people./s 3/3
stapper
Next Generation uses "No one" original uses "No Man" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_no_man_has_gone_before. So you're both correct.
MrSquiggleTheManFromMars
Its still intended to mean no human, they said no one over no man likely cause it sounds less sexist
Theory89
One of those funny ironies that man has nothing to do with males, by origin.
stapper
That was the intention, yes.
END3RW1GGIN
And let's not ignore the rest of it either "strange new worlds and new civilizations" they wanted to see everything not just new stuff.
END3RW1GGIN
By "new stuff" I mean empty worlds.
luke1815
Ah, I see, I was going off the original series and assumed it stayed the same.
stapper
I wouldn't have noticed it, if you didn't point it out. So thank you, Today I Learned. :)
stja
Shush, let her have her "smart" "woke" "genius" "insightful" moments.
gowildcats3000
Yea, let's stop being critical of the past
RexFury
yeah like, what were you thinking? wild cats were never a good team
QSteele
#13 Son of a bitch!
PinkSheep4Lyfe
Can you explain, I'm on a laptop and can't turn it upside down as easily (and I'm just dumb)
QSteele
No. No I Can not
ReallyBadMemory
You can get the same effect by looking into a mirror. Hope this helps.
PinkSheep4Lyfe
Ohhh thanks
SnakeonaSegway
Yes I can.
Gudhansson
Cheer up homie, the amount of clowns did not increase if you were already a clown
AmbiguousMatch
QSteele
That's.... Encouraging?
Gudhansson
That is math