What if...

Aug 13, 2016 11:23 PM

rmn226

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Was happy to find a new Overwatch post on FP... I let my guard down, and then OP hit me right in the feels. Well played, OP, well played. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just fuck my feels up @op...

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Took me a minute, then I realized "HOLY SH*T ITS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY!"

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Also known as Misha.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You are strong, Zarya. Strong as the mountain."

10 years ago | Likes 514 Dislikes 2

STRONG LIKE SASCHA!

10 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Stronk, liek Ox. Smart, liek Tractor. Beautiful, liek KV-2

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

HEADCANNON ACCEPTED!!

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

@op

10 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 2

That comic hit the feels hard and you tickled my laughbox with gif and made happy <3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good old sfm

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn right there is a sandwhich

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

sandvich

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So moist and delicious

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SANVICH!

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I AM BOOLET PROOF!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

AH HAHAHA. CRY SOME MORE!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hey! My Russian class in HS is finally useful! The book at the end is The Brothers Karamazov!

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Same, I recognized Brothers, but I didn't know what they second word was

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the tombstone says Mischa

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I love how when learning a new language, such a small accomplishment can feel so good.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I can still read Cyrillic but can't remember the vocab.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's just... damn... +1

10 years ago | Likes 458 Dislikes 3

I thought he was going to stand in the way and eat a sandvich

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's heavy bro

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Testament to writing as an art. I still haven't recovered from the death of Han Solo. Nothing funny to add, no gif required. Just... Damn.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Yeah... I don't physically react alot when it comes to movies, but that scene... I yelped and felt 10 years old again.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There should be a support group for this sort of thing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut up, I'm not crying, you're crying!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We're crying together brother. Is not unmanly to cry.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you saying TF is dead?

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

played it for the first time i a long time. still hold up IMO

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was the Heavy?!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Meet your match has absolutely fucked everything but it is far from dead

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

It just added new stuff and changed the layout. Can't think of anything that was lost in the process.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Valve servers? Quick play? The broken competitive? Medieval is still dead, heavy got needed for no reason and pyro and engi got buffed

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sever browser and pubs are still around, the rest is a matter of preference. Nothing objectively worse than before.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also, I much rather have a game that gets game changing updates with all the issues that entails, than have it go stale.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just played the other night- after not touching it since OW came out- and I am confused as fuck about the layout.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I don't want to go!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sandvich has never left his side. I want a food item to feel that sense of loyalty to me.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Now, I am Heavy Weapons Cry.

10 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 1

Why is this not top comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CRY SOME MOOOOAR

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It costs 400000 ml of water for me to cry...for 12. SECONDS.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this doesn't have more upvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Much better.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... Im letting this crossover fanfic slide

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

is this... is this overwatch/tf2 fanfic in art form? glorious. I've not played overwatch, kinda want to now.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that story was heavy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Haha You did well"- Uncle Heavy

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"You did well!"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck, that was...heavy

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. Actually laughed. Fucking +1 for you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real question is: Who is auntie?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait is this canon?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

IT IS NOW

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

It's fan canon.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, hence the what if title

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't see that... Well shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, it's a comic...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

what is that book on the grave?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Brothers Karamazov

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

thanks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he does have a PHD in Russian Literature.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

sorry to be that guy, but tf2 takes place in the 1970's, and heavy was around 45 years at that time.he would have to be 110 years old at 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

the time that this comic takes place (around 2050 or so)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Secret is exercise and sandvich.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Little known fact, Heavy has a PhD in russian literature

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The supercharged Mega Baboon heart did wonders for longevity.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

*ubercharged

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right now, my goal is to collect enough comp-points to get her golden gun.

10 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

I'm leaning towards Zenyatta. Who doesn't want a set of golden balls?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get SR65 broh! 300CP end of season rewards!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad I'm shit and stuck in rank 40s hell, because I'm solo-queuing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm after Roadhog.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His hook isn't gold, so I don't really care :/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do hope they patch that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll likely offer it as a reward for season 2.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They would get a lot of shit if they did that. Look at almost every other hero with different weapons. Genji being the most obvious example.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was patched in in early July, from the looks of it. Purchase nets both the gun and the hook.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australium gun?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Is that what it's called?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Gold paints for guns in tf2 give an "australium" suffix to them

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That makes sense, thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australium was the gold guns in tf2

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ah, I haven't played tf2 is years, so you'll have to forgive me for my lack of knowledge.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Im trying for reinhardts, finally got enough gold to get his blackhardt skin today so im pumped, but im sooo far away from golden axe

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just like lionhardt skin, and you'll automatically get gold...get it? because the skin had gold on it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FYI your end of season rank gets you extra comp points

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On PS4 65 and up I believe is 300 so a guaranteed weapon. Not sure about PC or Xbox but, the numbers probably aren't that far off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're the same

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they based it off numbers instead of players?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im only 57 right now, started at 60 but got destroyed for a few matches because of shitty team members and badass competitors, imnot2good

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an old TF2 player that used to play Heavy but has since moved on to play a lot of Zarya in Overwatch, this is.... appreciated.

10 years ago | Likes 1968 Dislikes 12

The only issue i have is that he didn't eat his sandwich before fighting the robot...he deserves to die like a scrub

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 26

If you're going to say it like that, at least call sandvich by it's real name.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think that Heavy survived by eating Sandvich, and died of old age.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

RATATATATATATA POOTIS POOTIS

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 just for team fortress.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Heavy outsmarted bullet... Because Zarya lived.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"What's that Sandvich? Save the children! Good Idea!"

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I love these TF2/Overwatch mashups. This one was especially well done!

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

There's more? show me them

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry guys. There's just a couple random ones by different artists i've seen on here. No sort of continuity with this or others :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seconded, please tell us where there's more?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my head I imagined the Heavy shooting down the rockets and hearing his laugh

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

CRY SOME MOAR

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhh haha, good time! Yeaaahhhhhhh!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Must not have been able to afford the upgrade this time around. Blame the Scout.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But Zarya is hard to use

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 208

Two words for you. Git gud.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

or get rekt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ifk why you got doe voted

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how that's relevant.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW when youre downvoted to hell

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

To some. Just look up her strategy and you can pick her up real easy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more difficult than hard, but that's all of them. As long as you shield when someone is already targeted, rather than going into a battle 1/

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

you'll be all kinds of fine. the shield is short, so it needs the maximum amount of damage absorbed. also use the ulti with many nearby 3/

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

pretty easy when you learn how she works.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lol only if you are bad git gud scrub lord. That hurt to say but was necessary

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 11

Wait, is that guy supposed to be a character in TF? Dint play the game so i don't know

10 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 9

The "robots like the used to" may be a deeper reference to the TF2 film/video with humans fighting their robot counterparts.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

MVM

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And entire gamemode

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Huh. Didn't play enough to to know about that. Neat.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yup. Mann vs Machine, you fight waves of robots as a team. Or "team".

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0 there :)

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

CRY SOME MORE

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet." And then Blizzard made Genji.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd argue that's more converting the bullet to your side and letting your opponent try to outsmart it instead.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wolololo

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0