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delicious sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEvS9RXN43Q
StabbyMcMurder
This video made me laugh quite a bit.
heyopeps
As a female, I can confirm that this is all true.
jackbos
KnightofMalta
Knew this because I'm a man who does research.
batmanmf
Science.
kermie92
Three to five days? Try seven. Reason #900 why I'm glad I went on the pill...
JamesVodka
I'm ashamed to say but as a male I believed it for about halfway through. Even the two buckets of blood part. I'm not a smart man.
imadeasandwich
This is one of the funnier things I've seen on tumblr, well played OP
CazyDoggieLady
So there's a demon in me...logical
cobrapup
I don't know if that is medically true.
Plusonefortheroad
The more you know.
dimplemonkey
FrankWestPJ
my period has been going steady for about a month. From the back tho. My ass...my ass is bleeding...I should see a doctor.
Experimentalist
Yeah you may want to see a doctor about that but a doctor might not want to see you!
Neegrow
Thank you science side of tumbl... wait
YourAverageAyyLmaoAlien
The girl with the Afro looks like a black Amanda bynes
Ambei
Thank you!!!! I thought I was going to have to post that!
HPTradecraft
My new favorite GIF:
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LemonG34R
Just.. Just don't post it every week.
HPTradecraft
No promises.
TheJazzGhost
It's not really that much, right?
Sexlexic
All women are succubi and periods are just another form of peeing except its the blood of their victims.
LokiShinigami
Succubi don't drink blood. They steal your semen.
bstrdchild
unamailer
whosaidjehovah
Bloody hell
Sairvous
I just watched the shining the other day. Man that movie is creepy and unsettling as fuck.
Tinyplasticmeat
Thanks, uterus. You couldn't have sent, like, a text message or an e-mail?
thundercactus
Yeah but it'll still probably sent it 5min late. OH YEAH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. Schedules a meeting for next month and shows up the say after
thundercactus
day
Dihhie
Imagine getting a phone call. "It's on, Bitch." - Uterus
Gglop
We (in possibly short amount of time will) have the technology!
TheCauseTheKidTheCourseTheCharm
Surely the period demon can drink me under the table, silly, naive women
ItsBetterToBeASmartAssThanADumbass
Pussy blood...is that the medical term?
OfficialAnswer
It is not.
FractionalAssassin
God damn public school system at work. Not telling us guys about the demons and gators(though we always assumed).
forgetfulvegetarian
Up to 10 gallons an hour ? Jesus man plug that thing
PixieDoll
We would, but tampons dont exist
IwillOFFENDyou
They do...
IwillOFFENDyou
They do...
HorseMeatHeaven
(You're probably kidding, but in case you aren't, I want to make sure everyone knows that was a joke, one cycle produces ~2 oz. of blood).
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
We do...
Tomatopastehater
Hahahahaha
forgetfulvegetarian
GOOD LORD
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
The new way I'll ask my lady friends to join me "time to fight off the gators." Of course they won't have a clue what I'm talking about but
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
I'll be laughing the whole way to the restroom.
Tinyplasticmeat
The best way to build your gator-fighting team is to make sure everyone knows they're on the team. Send them the video!
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
Done deal!!!
ABiggerBoat
I heard their periods attract bears.
Deadb4uhearit
Now. You see? Bears. Now you've put the whole station in danger.
DarkJester1
Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy
SFCrawNik
The bears can smell the menstruation!
DarkerLink
And sharks
martinimos
Actually, a bear is a burly gay guy, so prolly not.
Shannerwren
Nope: http://jezebel.com/5925122/so-will-periods-attract-bears-or-what
flutterbyblue
It's why they can't have women working at Bear Country. Apparently the one time they did all the bears swarmed around the tree she was in.
TheGingersaurus
That, actually, is true.
Shannerwren
Nope: http://jezebel.com/5925122/so-will-periods-attract-bears-or-what
TheGingersaurus
You just tried to pass Jezebel as a credible source.
SoLiDPnOi808
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
I once had a tiny bit of blood in my cum. Only ever happened once. I was told not to worry about it.
illegalacorn
jesus
hiccupuppy
What the hell kind of crotch seam is that?
GhostInShiningArmour
My thought as well
Makinan
http://imgur.com/IWcaQrl
YoungSequoia
This makes me want to write a song titled "Dear Penis" to the tune of "Dear Prudence."
TheMountainsOfMadness
gold.
nightmarerunner
It does after my wife finishes punching it in during her period
dragonraven13
Amen.
LoopStricken
Joke's on you, mine bleeds all the time! Yay for urethral stricture!
IntergalacticCinematic
For the love of God, my daughter starts hers yesterday and now Imgur is straight flooded with periods. WHAT DID I DO, LORD???
SoMuchPooPooSon
That's not a very nice thing to call them. What you should say is Imgur is flooded with 'women'. How rude of you.
atrociously
periods are normal?? get over it??
Kendo2710
Well it's certainly not because you touch yourself at night, your S/O clearly has that taken care of.
CanadianCanadianCanadian1
What you need to Do is show her this video. It's a sign!
tragicscholar
And QI talked about Frequency Bias this past week. I get it.
LegendaryKatman
Are you a time-traveler?
Drafi
.
missirrelevantelephant
It's all downhill from here.
GreenYawgmoth
This explains so much.
shmekie
So I'm...11? 11!
Rymdblomma
I dont get anything. Why doesnt the demon fight of the aligators??
DeadTree
Please keep this at 666 upvotes.
MetaphoricalFox
especially, the demon.
SlowLightning
The one reason why I wish I was born a girl instead. and maybe boobs. and maybe free drinks. and maybe casually battling gators
atsomepointidid
My demon is cuter tho
notthatdrunk
Says the demon trying to lure us in
atsomepointidid
Do you have a demon too?
notthatdrunk
I keep my demons hidden.
MetaphoricalFox
Is it? what is it like?
TheGingersaurus
No one else's periods last for 7+ days? Just me? Ok.
alliephotoshopsthings
7-10 for me, but I have PCOS.
zombillek
Samesies. Ask your doc about Seasonique. 4-day period once every 3 months. its beautiful.
alliephotoshopsthings
I just got an IUD and I'm pretty happy with it so far--I don't tolerate pills well, which sucks!
TinyWomanBrain
might consider getting on birth control to help regulate the hormones
TheGingersaurus
I was on BC for other reasons as a last resort. I am very anti-the pill. It really fucked me up. So I'll take longer periods and be natural.
Chirri
I need BC pills to stop mine once it's begun... but I can go several before the next one "starts."
KittenSprinkles89
Before I got on the pill, 10 days was a short one for me :( thankfully the bc has *kind of* shortened it.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
All through high school mine lasted a full 7 days but in college it shortened to 4 and now it's only 3.
TheGingersaurus
Well I'm mid 20s and still going strong. Just one of those things.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
Early menopause is also common among the women in my family so that's probably a factor.
TheGingersaurus
I'd definitely say so. Good luck.
PinkFloydianSlip
My daughter goes 2-3 weeks at a time. We've tried birth control and a shot, neither worked.
itsbre
Mine only lasts 3, but my best friend will get hers for 3 weeks at a time
hernibs
Mine are 48h, & are so light I use c. two tampons, & black underwear. Cramps easily sorted with Aleve. Feel free to hate me; many women do!
zombillek
Mine used to last a solid two months, then disappear for 3 months. Symptom of PCOS. Get checked out. :D
cudllycthulu
Mine was like that when I was in high school. It started shortening when I started my 20s. I uses to get it twice a month sometimes too. D:
TheGingersaurus
I'm 25, and it's about 8 days every month like clock work. Also did the 2x/month at times.
cudllycthulu
Oh, I could not handle that. Thank you jesus for birth control. I only have to deal with it for three days now and it's light.
Clairebitchproject
I once had one that lasted an entire month.
spliterator
Mine does and then spots for three to four more days!
helpnonamesareleft
Mine used to, then I got on birth control. I have the Nexplanon implant now and it's the best thing. My last period was 2 days.
Deadb4uhearit
My wife didn't have a period for 5 months. Then bled for almost 7 months until they did a hysterectomy. Too much build up of uterine lining
Tinyplasticmeat
Mine did! Periods suck. I got rid of all that shitty apparatus and I've never been happier.
TiannaTV
So you got a hysterectomy? What made you choose to and if you don't mind how old are? I'm thinking about it I've had an awful time for 15 yr
Tinyplasticmeat
I never wanted kids so it was an easy choice. The medical issues were more difficult to navigate. I tried 8 different pills, the shot 1/?
Tinyplasticmeat
for a year, then was finally referred to a specialist. They ablated my uterus (froze the fuck out of the lining) but I was still bleeding 2/
Tinyplasticmeat
heavily, more than 1x/month. Next step (I was 29 at this point, "able to make the choice to not have children" WTF) was a hysterectomy, 3/?
Tinyplasticmeat
WOW ok so much TLDR. Medical issues made it possible but I didn't want kids. See below for full story.
TheGingersaurus
Well, I'm only 25 and my partner wants children some day so I must wait.
Waaahmbulance
Wth
TheGingersaurus
?
newtiresaretheworst
Either health class or this internet slide show is lying to me
BhataktiAtma
Monaclu
I was looking for it, and I wasnt dissapointed.
Iamsofaqueen
You can trust the interweb @newtiresaretheworst, Honest Ab!
HodorHoldTheDoor
As a woman can confirm this is correct.
uniro
Why not both?
Tinyplasticmeat
The internet never lies.
SlowLightning
Maiq supports this fact
Bananafanafofanna
Bonjour!
ferretrescued
I think I read that on the internet
ImgurLurkingLurker
As a lady who attended catholic school - this post is accurate
kelso0314
this comment deserves more upvotes
greymaria
Both are lying. Menstruation is when a rabid trash panda, a dingo, and a porcupine have a three-way in your uterus.
schlabbalappen
Finally, somebody found the words.
Vydrach
Yes
ivoryashes
Or both.
MadVillainousDave
Im gonna go with Health Class as the TR-8R
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Right? who the fuck has a 3 to 5 day period? mine always last 7 days.
jellibean
mine are almost always 3-4 lol
MilDravin
What about the ten GALLONS OF BLOOD PER HOUR.....
CookieMonstersCrumbs
Mine was 3 1/2 days every 3 months for years. Until 6 months ago. Then all hell broke loose. Now, 2 1/2 week periods. Doc says stress.
DeathByTeacup
Mine used to be seven. Switch from the patch to a pill and now it's 4. And they're light. It's fantastic. I want to marry this pill.
JM1911A1
Mine are usually 2-3 days, with no cramps and small amounts of blood, and only one day three days before of possibly crying unexpectedly.
Tinyplasticmeat
Or 10, when I had them. Fuck that noise.
fantastapotamus
totally health class. when have you ever been lied to on the internet?
existanceneverends
Both, the area called our uterus is really a small black hole.
Tinyplasticmeat
Plus, this slide show has DEMONS. Demons wouldn't lie to you.
zstorm6
Actually, that's pretty true. Demons don't lie, they just warp the words they say
jackpkmn
Demons don't need to lie, they only need to present the truth you seek to compel you.
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
as a demon, can confirm. I would never lie to you
unownlanguage
What if I asked you if I'm pretty
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/cf/9f/35/cf9f3552650aac45fd33cee820d72ea7.gif
Tinyplasticmeat
I believe, and will do, anything that man says.
JustYourFriendlyNeighborMrSatanicSheep
fairly certain anyone will believe and do anything that man say's.
lordofthedice
Not sure who that is... but I'm fairly sure I would at least question his intentions.