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I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones), George Elrick 1936.
Full song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QkMaCS7CU
Happy Pride month!
Jun 15, 2026 11:31 PM
NinjaCongo
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I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones), George Elrick 1936.
Full song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QkMaCS7CU
Happy Pride month!
InitHello
I like boneless water, too.
Yasashii93
I’d still eat the banana though.
AgamemnonsMemes
I mean he's not wrong.
glovelyday
Go for a ride!
VCJunky
Wonder if this was any influence or inspiration for the later BANANAPHONE
PaulDam
I like my bananas like I like my pizza; BONELESS
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
And a two-liter coke
thehennessy3000
Space Ghost did it better.
https://youtu.be/Fj6wig_vrpY?is=Q89CmojkfeKCXIAp
GrimleyGraves
Why isn't this song in Fallout games?
manixaist
They don't need 'em
ShiftyBat
Give that wolf a banana!
RatoMolhado
wademcgillis
i've never seen a straight banana
CrimeSceneShoe
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
wow. I knew a French version of this - I mean, my step mom mentioned a French version of this, probably 35 years ago, I've never heard it. But it's the same melody, "moi j'aime les bananes parce qu'y a pas d'os dedans".
MrStealUrMeme
Thats where the Space Ghost "Surf n Turf" album got the phrase "I like bannas because they have no bones.
LenneSamunai
I learned some years ago monkeys open up bananas different than we do. Not the part with the stem from the tree but the other side. Ever since i began doing that i had no issues anymore of stuff breaking off and such. You need a little technique for it but it's easy to figure out how 🍌
Nyxaura
Just leaving this banana playlist here, though I don’t have this one I don’t think yet: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/17iShlmNNcsYHnPYvqOsmI?si=f2BIiJCCTXOImUln5BJRiw&pi=_vINq6r-SZSZk
Nyxaura
Added!
Az663
- Oh, 'twas the wildest of all my worldy wrongs - I've summoned banana that choked me on his bone.
Imalwaysready
SirSage
Wow wow wow.
Wow
CleverArt7
It is the easiest fruit to eat outside, no mess.
zmanz
gayyy pureeee
Superchief86
This shit is bananas.
MysticHermitMax
B.A.N.A.N.A.S 🍌
Cashmoneybadger
Also featuring such classics as: Harry Roy's 'My girl's pussy (1931)' and Bo Carter's 'Please warm my weiner (1935)'
Righteousdew
Fuck these auto generated captions.
NinjaCongo
Fully agree! We've had functioning subtitles for a century but I suppose it's a sign of the times that everything needs to be enshittificated.
SploogeMcDuck316
These creators should be forced to read their own captions as punishment.
toomuchtunerfish
Annoying yea but better than no captions in my opinion.
Az663
Children start to learn English badly because of this.
Nyxaura
I love the old songs women used to sing about their “cats” https://open.spotify.com/track/0bKnpyg2KLt6mfOcMI0fCy?si=lq4UA3TvTiuG51wdWofzLA
CrankyDoodleClawDaddy
When did this come out? I love a good old song, I love a song about big pussies the most. We need more big pussy appreciations.
Nyxaura
2016 lol but there are plenty of older ones too. Cruise this list of mine lol, it’s in there somewhere https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2YPLWLt8axw6EypwO9I9E4?si=025DBLGhSTiADgRHBzsXzg&pi=YcgdGM4GQpKCZ
Raventhief
We have no bananas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqkrIDeTeA
BananaForScaIe
You gots one.
WestieTree5
Yes
johnxbear
Don't even pretend that's all that weird compared to stuff made today
NinjaCongo
I'm totally gonna pretend it is! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M3VzNm5odGVtdnB2Nno2dzh4aGduenpkdmU1YjRvbGd4d2Ezc3pzeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10DVcUchEQUdFu/200w.webp
brownribbon
I don’t know what you’re referring to. Bawitdaba is a perfectly cromulent word.
johnxbear
I said today.....
brownribbon
Kid Rock is still around and making music
itsallaboutthecones
"music" and we aren't asking him to, that's for sure.
AgamemnonsMemes
Its more of a 'shit was weird in the past, too' and less 'the songs of the past are so weird' because people don't expect old timey songs to be like this but BOY are there some gold out there
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Cake by the ocean for instance
johnxbear
Anything by Little Big.
keyblader1985
Okay, that's a lot to unpack
Az663
HandoB4Javert
thekeyofe
Don't you mean "a lot to unpeel?"
danbud2311
Very punny
brownribbon
Wouldn’t “unpeel” mean to put the skin back on?
Elonth
Theres a Bunch of stuff going on here.
eatPrayUpdoot
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
wraith203
My spoon is too big!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
🔊
interestingmonster
What’s up with that big fuckin’ spoon. It’s too fuckin big
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
StarmineRendezvous
astrangehop
Fun fact: most mammals do have a penile bone. It's called a 'Scott Baculum".
NinjaCongo
TIL! We're an evolutionary exception apparently, together with spider monkeys, whales, rabbits, horses and hyenas.
astrangehop
What's really gonna cook your noodles later is that only humans and a few bats menstruate.
NinjaCongo
We also lack the tapetum lucidum, the reflective layer in the back of the eye that allows light to travel through the retina twice, enabling night vision. That's us, apes, pigs, camels and red kangaroos. As well as the ability to produce vitamin C, something all other mammals do bar primates, guinea pigs, and fruit bats. And don't get me started on how messy childbirth is in humans compared to pretty much everything else. Ofc, all this is due to Prometheus being a very slow designer obviously.
astrangehop
I love that they discovered vitamin C deficiency while studying guinea pigs. I mean, what are the odds!?
WhaleFactsOfficial
Whale Facts here: orcas have prehensile penises. In fact, most within the dolphin family have very flexible penises!
AgamemnonsMemes
Elephants too!
Agouti
They use them to scratch their belly!
bloobiebloob
"Man from Atlantis"?
Rkfinecake
That's fascinating. Imagine seeing your buddy and slapping dicks for a greeting.
IPetFishes
I don't like this.
astrangehop
Imagine "trying to get it in" floating in water and you can't use your hands.
WhaleFactsOfficial
WHALE FACTS HERE! A mating session among orcas can last hours, specifically for this reason! It's theorized that homosexual activity among orcas isn't just a bonding experience, they think it's also them figuring out the logistics!